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Clips from Russian Doll - Alan's Routine (S01E01)

"Nice kid."
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"-[automated voice] I am beautiful. -I am beautiful."
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"[automated voice] I am loved and deserve love."
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"I'm loved. I deserve to be loved."
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"-[automated voice] I am in control. -I'm in control."
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"-[John] Maxine invited me to your party. -I'm in control."
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"-[John] Are you here? -Yeah, I know, but, uh..."
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"I'm trying to find this guy I met the other night."
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"[John] Oh. Wow, okay."
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"Well, that's a-- That's a good way to make me feel special."
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"Right. No, no, no, it's not like a sex thing."
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"It's-- He's a homelss guy."
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"[softly speaking to himself]"
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"[softly] I'm in control."
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"I'm in control."
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"[exhales]"
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"Okay, bye. You're early."
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"-You look-- -Thanks."
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"-What's up? You seem a little-- -You always say that."
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"-I always say-- -Yes, always."
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"Routine is an incredible thing, Beatrice. We become what we repeatedly do."
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"Is that one of your affirmations?"
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"-Where are your bags? -Where are your bags?"
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"-We need to talk-- -To talk. Yes, let's talk."
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"It seems like a great time to talk,"
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"on the night before we leave on a week-long vacation"
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"I've been planning for months."
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"I need a drink."
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"What's up, Bea?"
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"You seem nervous."
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"Almost as if it's occurring to you in this moment,"
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"maybe, possibly that this is gonna be harder than you thought."
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"-Did somebody tell you-- -You're going to break up with me? No."
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"No, you did."
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"Stop playing these mind games."
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"What is the point of all this? To humiliate me? To make me..."
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"-feel bad? -Yes!"
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"That-- That wasn't supposed to happen. That--"
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"Uh... [exhales]"
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"No. No."
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"This is the problem. You're always trying to fix every little thing."
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"I can fix things. I just did."
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"I-- I can't do this anymore."
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"-You need help. -I was gonna propose."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'll see you next time."
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"-[rock music playing] -[indistinct chatter]"
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"[Alan grunts]"
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"[sighs]"
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"-[gunshots in video game] -Oh."
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"[gunshots continues]"
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"[sighs] Oh, God."
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"Fuck!"
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"Break up or... birthday?"
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"Birthday."
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"All right."
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"[belches]"
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"[bottle clanking] [video game gunshots]"
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"[groans]"
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"[horn honks in distance]"
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"[phone chimes]"
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"[phone chimes]"
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"[keyboard keys clacking]"
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"[classical music playing]"
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"[grunts] [exhales]"
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"[elevator dings]"
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"Oh, hey. I thought you were away for the weekend."
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"-I broke up with my girlfriend. -Oh, no."
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"Yeah, so you don't need to feed Boba Fett."
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"-Oh, okay. -What was it we decided on? Fifty for the week, right? Here's 100."
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"Wow. Okay."
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"Thanks."
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"This is actually really great because honestly,"
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"I probably would've killed that fish."
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"Ah, um, can-- Can I ask you something?"
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"Sure."
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"We live in the same building and we see each other, you know, around. Um..."
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"What's your take on me? -I don't have one. -No."
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"Really. I mean, like, if you had to choose--"
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"Like, if you weren't paying me, I never would've spoken to you."
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"Okay. Um, thank you. Thank you for your honesty."
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"-[sighs] -[door closes]"
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"You're shitting me."
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"You were gonna propose."
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"[stammering]"
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"Ever since I've known you, it's been Beatrice."
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"I mean, nobody gets through long distance in college."
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"She's the wrong person for me."
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"Yo..."
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"You just blew up your whole life and you are serial-killer calm about it."
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"Do you think it's possible to correct your life?"
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"I find myself in this position of finally being able to do things the right way."
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"You know?"
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"Why don't you come over for dinner?"
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"Sheree and I would love to have you. Friday night."
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"Yeah."
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"Whenever Friday happens, I'll be there."
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"[elevator dings]"
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"[woman] I was just gonna reach out."
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"[elevator dings]"
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"[elevator dings]"
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"[doors opens]"
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"Hi, I'm here to see Dr. Zaveri."
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"-Hi. -Alan, what's wrong?"
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"What are you doing here? Do you have a cold?"
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"Oh, no, I just wanted to tell you something."
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"Aren't you supposed to be at work? You can't skip work."
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"-I'm trying to tell you-- -You can't go skipping work again."
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"Whatever it is you want to tell me, it can wait until later."
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"I proposed to Beatrice."
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"Did she say yes?"
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"Yes. Yes, she said yes."
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"-[laughs] Of course she did. -[Alan laughs]"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, I'm so happy for you."
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"-Me too. -[both chuckle]"
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"You just wait and see. This is gonna change everything."
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"-I know. You're right. -Mm-hmm."
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"[elevator dings]"
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