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Clips from The Bad Guys

"TARANTULA: That was so gross."
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"SHARK: That was my lunch!"
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"-PIRANHA: You snooze, you lose. -(Tarantula laughing)"
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"-WOLF: You like that. -(Piranha chuckles)"
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"Nice."
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"-Ooh, wow. -(gasps)"
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"I forgot we had those Push Pops."
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"Man, my tummy is rumbling like a kraken right now."
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"Yeah. Want it?"
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"You know he's not gonna give it to you."
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"No, I believe that deep down"
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"Snake is a kind and generous soul."
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"Why?"
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"Here. Take it."
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"(laughing): Oh, yeah!"
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"Pop me, please."
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"-Ah... -Ha!"
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"(chuckles) Sucker."
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"Come on, man. Now you gonna make me get all aggressive."
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"-(clamoring) -Animals."
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"Spit it out! Spit it out!"
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"Never!"
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"Let's see what they're saying about us today."
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"What up? It's Tiffany Fluffit, Channel 6 Action News."
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"The Bad Guys have struck again..."
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"Guys, guys, stop it. We're on TV."
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"-Ooh, ooh! -...proving once more that they"
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"are the most diabolical criminals of our time."
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"Ooh, "diabolical." That's new."
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"Know what it sounds like? A cologne."
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"(dramatically): Diabolical."
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"TIFFANY: To address this heinous crime spree"
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"is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington."
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"-Governor? -DIANE: Okay. Yeah."
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"-I hear you. I hear you. -(reporters clamoring)"
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"Listen, listen. We all know how dastardly the Bad Guys are."
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"-WOLF: You bet we are. -But more than anything..."
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"(chuckles) I feel sorry for them."
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"What?"
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"These so-called Bad Guys"
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"are really just second-rate has-beens."
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"Behind their amateurish antics"
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"and, frankly, unoriginal capers--"
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"I mean, really, another bank?--"
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"is nothing but a deep well of anger..."
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"I ain't angry! You're angry!"
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"-...denial... -Not true."
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"...and self-loathing."
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"The only one I self-loathe is you."
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"And those are holes that no amount of cash"
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"or priceless art can ever fill."
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"What's on the Food Network?"
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"DIANE: So, can we just forget about..."
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"Who-who is she to judge us?"
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"-DIANE: ...and focus on more positive things? -(growls)"
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"And what could be more positive"
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"than the Annual Good Samaritan Awards,"
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"where tomorrow night I will present the Golden Dolphin"
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"to this year's goodest citizen?"
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"I can't believe I voted for her."
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"You voted for her?"
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"TARANTULA: What? She's good on climate change."
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"Wait. What's going on?"
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"You've got that twinkle in your eye."
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"Guys, who's up for another job?"
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"A big one."
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"(all gasp)"
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"SNAKE: The Golden Dolphin."
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"-Seriously? -Oh."
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"I thought I was the crazy one."
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"That job has broken every criminal who's tried it."
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"The Bucharest Bandits, Lucky Jim."
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"SHARK: The Crimson Paw."
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"Actually, the Crimson Paw was never arrested."
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"Yeah, but he never stole anything again."
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"Snake, what better way"
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"to wipe that smirk off the governor's fuzzy face"
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"than stealing the Golden Dolphin"
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"from right under her whiskers?"
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"This is the Holy Grail of thievery."
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"If we pull this off, we'll cement our legacy"
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"as the greatest criminals of all time."
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"Whoa, whoa, buddy."
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"I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal."
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"Besides, we've got a good thing going here."
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"Friends, freedom, and just look at this loot."
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"All right, you're right. Forget it."
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"-The Dolphin job is off. -Good."
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"I guess the pig will get his trophy after all."
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"Yeah, I guess he would..."
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"What do you mean, "pig"?"
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"Oh, yes, did I not mention that?"
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"That's weird. I thought I mentioned that it was, uh..."
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"The Good Samaritan is..."
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"A guinea pig?"
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"(slurping)"
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"What do you say, Snakey?"
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"Better than cake."
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"-(laughter) -TARANTULA: Right."
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"(groans) Okay. Fine."
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"But he better be delicious."
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"(laughs) Are we all in this together?"
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"* *"
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"So here's the plan."
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"Like every year, the ceremony will be held"
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"at the Museum of Fine Arts,"
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"where the Golden Dolphin will be positioned"
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"just beyond the backstage curtain."
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"Sounds easy."
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"Sounds easy, hermano, but to get there,"
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"we'll need to bypass three levels of security."
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"So, step one: We'll need to blend in."
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"("Howlin' for You" by The Black Keys playing)"
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"* Baby, I'm howlin' for you *"
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"* Da-da da-da da, da-da da-da da... *"
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"WOLF: Professor Marmalade,"
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"this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin,"
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"the most annoying good creature on the planet."
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"Professor, in the past year, you've stopped wars,"
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"fed the hungry and saved countless pandas."
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