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Clips from Paper Girls - A New Period (S01E01)

"that happened on Hell Day--"
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"which, by all appearances, it totally was--"
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"this is the second time it hasn't worked on us."
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"You don't think that's weird?"
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"[Mac] We're probably not important enough"
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"to go looking for."
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"Well, if we're here undetected, it'll make it a lot easier"
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"- to save Heck and Naldo. - [KJ] What? No."
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"No. I'm going home to my parents, okay?"
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"And I'm gonna play with my puppy,"
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"and I'm gonna have a good dinner"
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"and sleep in my own wonderful bed."
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"And you know what? I'm even looking forward"
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"to having my stupid freaking bat mitzvah."
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"What? We have to warn them. They're walking into an ambush."
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"I am done watching people die."
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"KJ is right."
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"It's not our problem."
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"[sighs] I'll even be glad to see my shithole of a house again."
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"I'll even be glad"
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"to wake up for my stupid paper route tomorrow."
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"- Forget that. I'm quitting the paper route for sure. - [Mac] Yeah."
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"You might be onto something there."
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"- [scoffs] - Hello? You guys are missing the bigger picture here."
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"Nothing can go back to normal right now."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We still have this."
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"It's a guide to every known folding."
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"There's a war going on, remember?"
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"We can't just go home."
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"We have to help win this thing"
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"and get this book to Heck and Naldo."
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"It's the key."
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"And if we don't do something within the next hour,"
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"the versions of us that already exist in '88"
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"are gonna go through everything we just did all over again."
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"They'll chase Heck and Naldo, Erin will get shot,"
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"and we'll end up in their time capsule thing"
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"and arrive in 2019 and all of that craziness."
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"Hello? We are the versions of us that exist in '88."
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"Why are there flags everywhere?"
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"It's supposed to be Halloween."
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"July 3, 1999."
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"That's what the paper says."
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"[crying] No."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Fuck this."
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"There has to be some kind of mistake,"
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"like there was an error in the coordinates"
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"when we went into the folding"
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"or the Old Watch sabotaged the entire mission."
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"[KJ] Tiffany."
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"Jesus Christ. Is it not obvious what happened?"
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"- What? - Larry lied to us!"
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"He wasn't ever gonna take us home!"
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"- No way. No, he wouldn't. - [KJ] So you think it's what?"
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"A coincidence that we landed in the exact year"
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"that he wanted to go to before you pitched"
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"your brilliant fucking plan? You know what, Tiffany?"
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"- KJ! - He would've said anything"
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"to make Erin pilot that stupid robot."
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"All he cared about was getting that to '99 for the STF."
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"- He didn't give a shit about us. - [Tiff] KJ!"
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"[KJ] Old Erin died for a lie."
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"But how?"
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"He said we were chosen."
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"Tiff."
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"We weren't chosen for anything."
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"We were an accident."
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"[Mac sighs]"
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"[Mac] You doing all right?"
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"I, um..."
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"Were you always wearing those pants?"
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"I need you."
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"I need you to steal something for me."
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"[entry bell chimes]"
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"Yeah, we were at Mike's."
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"I don't know, just, like, played video games and..."
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"A couple hours."
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"[entry bell chimes]"
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"Yeah, we ordered a pizza."
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"[Mac] What the hell?"
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"[man] Baby, I-I told you this already."
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"We're just friends."
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"We-we were hanging out with a bunch of people."
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"Come on, babe."
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"Shit! Babe, hold on. I swear I'll call you back."
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"- What are you doing? - I'm so sorry."
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"- The handle got stuck, and... - Look. Just step back, okay?"
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"Try not to step in it."
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"- Sorry! - [door creaks]"
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"[Mac] I didn't get the pads."
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"They looked like full-on baby diapers,"
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"so I got these instead."
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"I'm pretty sure they're the same."
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"[Tiff] Can I see them?"
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"- What do you think "super" and "regular" mean? - [Mac] Obviously"
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"the size of your vagina."
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"You sure?"
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"Yes."
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"I'd probably be a super."
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"How do you, like, measure it?"
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"- Ask KJ. - How would I know?"
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"Oh, I get it. Because I have emotions,"
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"- you think I had it already? - [Mac] No."
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"We think you've had it 'cause you're rich"
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"and you ride horses and shit."
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"- Yeah. - You can get it from a horse?"
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"- No. - I think it's from riding the horse."
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"- No, that doesn't happen. - That's not what I've heard."
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"Well, it didn't happen to me."
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"So you haven't had your..."
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"Guess I'm a regular."
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"[tampon unwrapping]"
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"How do I get it..."
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"in-in me?"
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"How do you get it out?"
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"There has to be instructions."
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"It just says it gives you"
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""out of sight and out of mind protection.""
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