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Clips from Resident Alien - The Ghost of Bobby Smallwood (S02E02)

"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah."
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"Just wondering if you're a dog person or a cat person."
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"[soft guitar music]"
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"- I actually really like mice. - Really?"
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"[both chuckle]"
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"- Well, just like you can tell a lot about a person based on"
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"who their favorite Beatle is."
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"- Okay, let's see. John Lennon."
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"- Hm, that's obvious."
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"You play the guitar,"
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"and you smoke a lot of 1960s hash."
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"- What's hash?"
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"- To m--from what I've read,"
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"it's a mixture of armpit hair and dryer lint."
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"- Sometimes I have this dream"
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"where I'm falling out of an airplane,"
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"and on the way down, all I can think is,"
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""I'm not gonna get mileage points for this.""
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"- ♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right? ♪"
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"♪ Just make us be brave"
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"- Do you know we've been on the phone"
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"for, like, three hours?"
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"- It's felt like five minutes."
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"♪"
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"I must be falling in love with you."
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"I hope that doesn't, you know, scare you away."
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"- No, it doesn't."
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"- What time is it where you are?"
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"- [laughs]"
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"♪"
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"- ♪ The moon has a face"
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"♪ And it smiles on the lake"
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"♪ And causes the ripples in time ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ I'm lucky to be here"
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"♪ With someone I like"
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"♪ Who maketh my spirit to shine ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Don't let us get sick"
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"♪ Don't let us get old"
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"♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right? ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Just make us be brave"
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"♪ And make us play nice"
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"♪ And let us be together tonight ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Don't let us get sick"
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"♪ Don't let us get old"
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"♪ Don't let us get stupid, all right? ♪"
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"♪"
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"♪ Just make us be brave"
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"♪ And make us play nice"
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"♪ And let us be together tonight ♪"
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"♪"
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"- Where have you been?"
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"I've been calling you on your walkie talkie."
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"- I lost it. - It's right there."
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"- Wow, thank you for finding it."
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"- Why does the RV smell like dirt?"
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"And why are there extra feet in here?"
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"- Look, I didn't wanna show you this,"
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"but now I have no choice."
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"Eighty years ago, a boy went missing in Patience."
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"I found him."
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"- You found a zombie?"
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"That's dangerous, Zombies eat brains."
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"- That's not dangerous for you. And it's not a zombie."
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"- An alien!"
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"- The alien baby must have found Bobby Smallwood's remains"
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"and used the DNA to take over his body."
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"Bad baby! - [grunts]"
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"- Where are your manners? - [hisses]"
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"- Why didn't you tell me you found the alien?"
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"- Because you're Harry's puppet,"
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"and he can't know we have the baby."
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"- Hey, Harry's my puppet, and I won't say anything."
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"I don't talk to puppets. - Good."
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"Because Harry is breeding these things to be evil,"
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"but I'm going to thwart his plan"
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"by teaching baby here to be good."
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"Baby, I told you not to eat your toys!"
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"- [hisses]"
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"♪"
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"- What did you do?"
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"Did you order all the comfort food on the menu?"
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"My dad is afraid your heart is gonna explode."
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"- I asked them to fry the pie, but they wouldn't do it!"
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"- You know what you're doing here, right?"
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"You were shot. You're scared and confused."
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"And now you're using food to make yourself feel better."
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"- Yes, I am. It works."
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"Humans should do it."
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"- They do."
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"- I'm sorry I erased your memory"
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"and ruined your lunch with Jay."
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"I should have let you feel your own pain."
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"- Life is hard..."
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"which is why we have to deal with the hard stuff,"
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"like the alien baby I now remember is on the loose."
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"- I need more fries! - No."
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"No more fries until you admit you're afraid to die."
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"- Are you afraid to die?"
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"- Death is complicated."
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"That's why people don't really think about it."
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"Or they eat through their emotions."
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"- See, I'm normal. Hmm?"
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"- No, everyone is going to die someday, and it's scary."
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"I know that I'm gonna die, but if I spend every second"
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"worrying about it, then I can't live."
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"And part of the living is feeling it all."
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"The good lifts you up, and the bad knocks you down,"
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"but you need the bad. You need those hard times."
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"If I can get past the bad stuff--"
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"missing Jay's birthday..."
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"[soft sentimental music]"
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"My mom leaving me behind,"
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"the guy trying to kill you-- it will make me stronger."
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"Everyone has their own relationship with death."
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"That's mine."
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