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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean (S01E01)

"What? Mrs. Reed, well... [Laughs]"
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"She's a very shrewd businesswoman."
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"I've known her for years."
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"She and her husband honeymooned aboard last year on my ship..."
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"Now, if she's insane then I am too."
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"That's precisely what the Bordens said about their daughter Lizzie."
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"Oh, uh... Oh, Mrs. Fletcher."
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"Uh, I have something you ought to know. I believe that you have..."
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"a fourth candidate who's not on the passenger list..."
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"our purser, Miss Shelley."
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"Uh, her file lists her age at 43. At least, that's what she's told us."
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"- Yes? - Well, three days ago, our scheduled purser..."
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"suddenly took ill, and she volunteered to replace him."
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"And, as I recall, uh,"
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"she was quite insistent about it."
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"I take lessons twice a week, but a black belt is a long way off."
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"My karate instructor considers me a hopeless student. [Chuckles]"
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"You're married, aren't you? Why do you say that?"
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"Oh, I don't know. You seem the type."
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"Halt! Signora Fletcher! Signora!"
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"I was bringing these to your cabin. Signor... Signora Crane,"
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"she put them in development yesterday. Oh, yes. Thank you very much."
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"I did not see you, uh, at the dance last evening."
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"I was most disappointed when you did not appear."
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"Oh, how sweet. I was, uh, indisposed."
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"I hope this evening you will do me the honor... of one dance."
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"Perhaps some more, hmm?"
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"I will show you my hootchy-kootchy."
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"How did you know, Ramon? Mmm."
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"That's the one thing I've been dying to see."
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"Oh, buon giorno! Buon giorno, Mrs. Richardson! How are you?"
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"Actually, my fifth wedding anniversary's this Friday."
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"Or, uh, it would've been. My wife divorced me six months ago."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay."
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"I, uh, write copy for an advertising agency,"
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"and, uh, it pays the bills, but l-I I wanna do a lot more."
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"I've been trying for years to write a book. That's wonderful."
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"I'm glad you think so. Liza didn't."
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"It takes a lot of time, and, uh, she didn't have the patience."
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"I mean, it's not her fault. That's the way she is. Shortsighted and selfish."
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"[Woman On P.A.] Passenger Pepper Crane. Passenger Pepper Crane."
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"Please report to the purser's office. Passenger Pepper Crane... No!"
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"Pamela, what's the matter?"
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"No! Pamela, what is it?"
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"Passenger Pepper Crane, please report to the purser's office."
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"Why are you doing this to me? Excuse me?"
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"Why are you doing this? Who's behind this sick joke?"
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"- I'm sorry, Miss, uh... - Pamela Crane."
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"Oh, Mrs. Crane."
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"Well, I don't anything about a joke, but we did receive this telex for you."
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"Oh!"
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"[Ship Bell Dinging]"
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"Close your eyes, Pam."
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"Try to relax."
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"Everything's gonna be all right."
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"Please believe me."
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"She should doze off soon. I gave her a very strong sedative."
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"Now, Doctor, Officer Morley is on his way, and I want him here at all times."
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"No one is to come in or out, unless there's an absolute emergency. Yes, sir."
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"Captain, I think we should have a talk with Miss Shelley."
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"I volunteered for this assignment for a very simple reason."
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"I needed an escape from a difficult relationship."
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"- A love affair. - Yes."
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"- The gentleman's name. - Is that necessary?"
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"It is."
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"Geoffrey Windom."
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"He's an attorney, but please don't call his house. His wife will answer."
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"About this telex, did you check it out?"
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"Yes, sir. The message was placed several days ago..."
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"with orders to delay transmission until this morning."
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"- The sender remained anonymous. - [Knocking]"
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"Come in."
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"Yes, Ramon? Sir, Signora Carroll and Signora Raymond are having lunch in the dining room."
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"I was unable to locate Signora Reed. She is not in her cabin."
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"Uh, thank you, Ramon. That's all."
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"Very good, sir."
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"You may go too, Miss Shelley. You understand, of course,"
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"that we'll be checking out everything that you've told us."
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"I understand."
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"Well, uh, Mrs. Fletcher, shall we adjourn to the ladies in the dining room?"
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"You know, Captain, you cut quite a dashing if somewhat imposing figure."
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"[Laughs] Oh, imposing? Well, actually, quite intimidating."
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"Oh, really? You know, l... I was thinking..."
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"that if I approach the ladies alone,"
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"if they did have something to hide,"
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"this gold braid might be quite off-putting."
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"Oh, yes. Yes. I suppose."
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"[Chuckles] Uh, of course, if you learn something,"
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"you will apprise me. Oh, yes. Of course."
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"[Chattering, Indistinct]"
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"[Scoffs] All right, Miss Pig-out. Don't ask to borrow my bathing suit. No way."
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"Listen, Phoebe. Stuff it, will ya? That's cute."
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"I like that. Look who's talking?"
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"I happen to be the victim of a very tragic love affair."
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"Are you talking about the king of the cowboys?"
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"He was a jerk, Carla."
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"He was cute. And he was single."
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"There's a very good reason for that."
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"- Listen, you are 44 years old. - Shhh!"
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"- Forty-four! - I hate when you say that."
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"Nevertheless, when are you gonna grow up?"
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"The Love Boat sailed for me and thee and long time ago."
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"Speak for thyself, Miss."
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"Hello. Hi. Hi."
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"Oh, my. That looks delicious. It is."
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"Mind if I join you? [Chuckles] Help yourself."
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"There's a whole tableful. Thank you. [Chuckles]"
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"You're Mrs. Fletcher, right? Write books or something?"
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"Oh, right. [Chuckles] Oh, thank you very much."
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"I don't know about you two, but, frankly,"
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"I think this cruise is the absolute pits."
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"Oh, yeah? Gee, I don't think it's so bad."
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"You don't? You must be joking?"
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"My cabin is drafty, the thermostat doesn't work,"
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"and half the time there's no hot water."
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"The steward is very surly. I think it's the, uh, jinx."
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""The jinx"?"
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"- Well, surely, you knew. - What?"
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"They call it "The Jinx Ship.""
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"I mean, that's why the ship is half empty."
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