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Clips from Barry (2018) - Crazytimesh*tshow (S03E03)

"owes him 1,700 bucks for a hot tub!"
Barry (2018)
"(dirt bike idling)"
Barry (2018)
"Yeah."
Barry (2018)
"Uh-huh."
Barry (2018)
"So, I got out my laptop and typed out the entire title,"
Barry (2018)
"J-O-P-L-I-N, and still had no matches."
Barry (2018)
"It wasn't until I typed out S-A-L-L-Y"
Barry (2018)
"R-E-E-D N-E-W S-H-O-W J-O-P-L-I..."
Barry (2018)
"that it auto-completed the rest, and I found the show, so..."
Barry (2018)
"what do we need to do to get it back on the homepage?"
Barry (2018)
"We are canceling the show."
Barry (2018)
"-What? -Why?"
Barry (2018)
"Well, the algorithm felt it wasn't hitting"
Barry (2018)
"the right taste clusters."
Barry (2018)
"T-taste clusters?"
Barry (2018)
"It's been... 12 hours."
Barry (2018)
"Don't we need time to get word of mouth?"
Barry (2018)
"Oh, the algorithm takes"
Barry (2018)
"-word of mouth into account. -Mm."
Barry (2018)
"But it considers other things, too. For instance,"
Barry (2018)
"if viewers see someone eating dessert"
Barry (2018)
"within the first two minutes of the episode,"
Barry (2018)
"-they almost always finish the entire season. -Always."
Barry (2018)
"Oh, and it's not just dessert. The same goes for"
Barry (2018)
"Central Park, kittens, Dev Patel..."
Barry (2018)
"(both mouthing): Dev Patel."
Barry (2018)
"We-we have a 98 on Rotten Tomatoes."
Barry (2018)
"-Right. -98. And people were--"
Barry (2018)
"They were crying at the screening."
Barry (2018)
"I know, and I was one of them."
Barry (2018)
"But, I guess I was wrong."
Barry (2018)
"I--"
Barry (2018)
"Why did you even bother"
Barry (2018)
"-watching cuts, giving us notes... -Careful."
Barry (2018)
"if you're just going to let some machine"
Barry (2018)
"make all your decisions for you?"
Barry (2018)
"See, I-I can see that you're upset,"
Barry (2018)
"and if there was someone"
Barry (2018)
"I could call to override the decision, I would."
Barry (2018)
"But, I can't because I am that person."
Barry (2018)
"You know, does that track for you?"
Barry (2018)
"You know, maybe if "Pam!" hadn't stolen your thunder..."
Barry (2018)
""Pam!" has a 27%!"
Barry (2018)
"But the right verticals are watching."
Barry (2018)
"Taste clusters exploding."
Barry (2018)
"Yeah, you know, I've been doing this for 30 years,"
Barry (2018)
"and if there's anything I've learned, it's..."
Barry (2018)
"nobody knows anything"
Barry (2018)
"except the algorithm."
Barry (2018)
"Fuck the algorithm!"
Barry (2018)
"And, you know, as you were saying that I thought..."
Barry (2018)
"(inaudible)"
Barry (2018)
"So, what do you think?"
Barry (2018)
"-W-what is this? -It's for rent,"
Barry (2018)
"and this could be yours and Gordon's new house."
Barry (2018)
"If you like it."
Barry (2018)
"(scoffs) You're giving us a house?"
Barry (2018)
"-That's crazy. -It's not crazy."
Barry (2018)
"I know who I've been."
Barry (2018)
"And I need to be closer to you."
Barry (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Barry (2018)
"-Where'd that money come from? -Oh, that doesn't matter."
Barry (2018)
"Honestly, that doesn't matter."
Barry (2018)
"Want to see the inside?"
Barry (2018)
"Sure."
Barry (2018)
"Come on."
Barry (2018)
"Sally?"
Barry (2018)
"Sally?"
Barry (2018)
"Sally: Yeah..."
Barry (2018)
"(sighs)"
Barry (2018)
"This probably won't help anything,"
Barry (2018)
"but for what it's worth,"
Barry (2018)
"I learned so much from watching you work."
Barry (2018)
"It was inspirational"
Barry (2018)
"to see you put yourself out there"
Barry (2018)
"and create something so wonderful from scratch."
Barry (2018)
"I feel like I grew as an artist and a person,"
Barry (2018)
"and I'll never forget it."
Barry (2018)
"Plus, I know the next show you make's gonna be even better,"
Barry (2018)
"so fuck BanShe."
Barry (2018)
"♪ ♪"
Barry (2018)
"Okay."
Barry (2018)
"Look, I've been under a lot of pressure lately,"
Barry (2018)
"and, um, I'm trying to make things right,"
Barry (2018)
"but doing that is very stressful."
Barry (2018)
"And I think I just took it out on Sally."
Barry (2018)
"Look, I acknowledge it sucks to get yelled at,"
Barry (2018)
"but I don't think it's something to get dumped over."
Barry (2018)
"First off, great to see you,"
Barry (2018)
"and as much as we love coming home,"
Barry (2018)
"finding you sitting here..."
Barry (2018)
"-you're always welcome to call ahead. -You killed all my buddies."
Barry (2018)
"-Shit, I'm sorry about that, man. -NoHo Hank: No, no, no."
Barry (2018)
"I think this is all part of same problem, right?"
Barry (2018)
"It's classic situation of bottling it up."
Barry (2018)
"You keep who you are a secret"
Barry (2018)
"because you cannot be who you really are."
Barry (2018)
"So, you're trying to be"
Barry (2018)
"two different guys at once,"
Barry (2018)
"and that is simply not sustainable."
Barry (2018)
"So, naturally, there is..."
Barry (2018)
"resentment, anger, distrust."
Barry (2018)
"It makes sense you would turn into human pressure cooker"
Barry (2018)
"and shoot up all of our friends"
Barry (2018)
"and eventually yell at your girlfriend."
Barry (2018)
"I didn't yell at my girlfriend. I..."
Barry (2018)
"like, loudly stated..."
Barry (2018)
"You know, like-- I-I basic-- I went like this. I was like,"
Barry (2018)
"(slightly loud): "Sally. You gotta help my friend.""
Barry (2018)
"(normal): Like, I said it that loud."
Barry (2018)
"Sure."
Barry (2018)
"Barry..."
Barry (2018)
"you have massive,"
Barry (2018)
"massive rage issues."
Barry (2018)
"And I think they are triggered when you feel slighted,"
Barry (2018)
"maybe?"
Barry (2018)
"And perhaps that would not happen if you are honest upfront."
Barry (2018)
"But Sally can't know who I am."
Barry (2018)
"Oh, obviously, but I'm talking about..."
Barry (2018)
"small gesture."
Barry (2018)
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