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Clips from PCU (1994)

"But we're all taking bets"
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"on how many of you will get arrested."
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"You remember this guy,"
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"he skippered Hitler's catamaran"
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"during the war?"
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"Yeah, yuck it up now, dipshit."
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"Your nightmare's just beginning."
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"I think the Womynists will be quite interested"
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"in your little scribblings."
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"Oh, yeah,"
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"that's where I'm headed."
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"Samantha, always a pleasure."
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"See you."
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"Gentlemen."
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"Ladies."
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"A pit party."
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"Mmm. Warm, flat beer."
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"Soggy chips. Think about that."
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"It's just what I need to help me figure out my life."
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"Stop the penis party!"
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"Get her away from him!"
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"Come on, Sam!"
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"Let's go."
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"Hey, Sam, what about tonight?"
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"Don't talk to him."
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"Shit."
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"Whoo-hoo! Yeah-heh!"
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"Hey, watch it, you schmuck!"
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"Get the beer. Just get the beer."
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"Get the beer."
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"The beer."
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"Excuse me."
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"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"
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"What?"
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"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"
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"Can you show me"
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"where the campus is?!"
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"She knows."
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"She knows."
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"OK."
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"Just...just go here for a minute."
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"I shouldn't have smoked that."
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"I just want to pay tribute"
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"to both your courage"
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"and for your eloquence"
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"and for the dignity in which you've conducted yourself."
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"Thank you, Senator."
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"I knew it was going to be bad"
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"when I was nominated."
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"I didn't know it would be this bad."
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"Could you have guessed..."
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"that some people, including people on this committee,"
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"would dredge up stories about drug use?"
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"Wait. Wait. Wait a second,"
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"gentlemen of the courtroom,"
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"this guy is Gutter, man."
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"The Gut man."
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"He comes over, man,"
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"he smokes two major bong loads..."
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"he knows how to carb and everything."
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"Like, loads the size of your head, man."
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"I...I didn't exhale?"
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"Works for me."
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"Good answer."
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"Oh, man. What a nightmare."
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"Oh, man."
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"Oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, shit! The beer!"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Are we talking about the same person?"
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"Well, I think Bisexual Asian Studies"
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"should have its own building."
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"The question is, who goes:"
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"the Math department or the hockey team?"
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"Excuse me, Andrea--"
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"It's Andrea."
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"I think hockey. Call me about it."
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"The board of trustees is very concerned"
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"about the state of unrest among the students."
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"There has been a protest on this campus"
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"every day, and frankly,"
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"we're sick of all the bad publicity."
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"Oh, really?"
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"We're particularly concerned"
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"about tomorrow's bicentennial."
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"It will be the most highly attended"
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"alumni event in years."
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"Gentlemen, relax."
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"Tomorrow's ceremony has been planned to perfection."
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"And as for the students,"
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"I have a special surprise for them."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm going to announce"
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"the changing of the school mascot"
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"from the offensive Port Chester Indian"
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"to an endangered specie."
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"Gentlemen, meet our new mascot,"
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"the Port Chester Whooping Crane."
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"No. Wait. No!"
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"Look, jerky, no liquor sold after 8:00."
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"Connecticut blue laws."
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"After 8:00? I missed my ride to the show!"
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"Hey, look. It's a college boy."
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"Anybody want to beat him up?"
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"Nice tie."
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"This totally bites."
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"The first time we've ever been asked"
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"to play in public, and there's no public."
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"Yankees are back in town."
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"Fuse box."
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"Aah!"
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"Pins and needles!"
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"Ooh! Pins and needles. Pins and needles."
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"Hey, guys, you knocked the plug out. Hello."
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"Hey, Raj."
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"Hey, Daves, what happened to the fliers?"
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"Huh?"
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"They fliers, I haven't seen one up on campus."
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"We put one up."
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