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"May I present Mr. and Mrs. Culbertson?"
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"- Bud and Betsy. - They're thinking of buying the house."
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"Oh, is that so? Well, you won't regret it."
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"But I'm really gonna be sorry to see the Farmers go."
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"Well, I'd better be going."
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"Doing some ice fishing tonight. Pulling some nice size pike out of the lake, I hear."
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"Good day to you folks."
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"Ice fishing?"
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"I thought it was a nice touch."
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"But it'll cost you."
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"This is gonna cost us a fortune."
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"The $50 bonus was your idea."
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"Little piece of heaven, isn't it, Bud?"
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"- Very nice. Very nice. - Happy holidays."
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"Season's greetings. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho."
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"Season's greetings, folks. Merry Christmas."
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"Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, ho."
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"Merry Christmas. Andy."
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"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas, folks. Merry Christmas."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Hello, sheriff."
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"Is everything going well in Redbud?"
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"I was just about to take a run to your place."
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"You patrol the homes outside of town?"
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"Absolutely. Twice a day."
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"Check for any suspicious vehicles or persons in the area."
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"If the owner is on vacation, I try the locks."
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"Pick up all the newspapers."
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"- Redbud may be a small town- - Well, keep up the good work, sheriff."
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"Ivy's is open. Hungry, Bud?"
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"- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, sheriff."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Watch it. Move out of the way!"
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"Watch your step."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"Hey, Mom, this is fun!"
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"Thank you."
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"That was just beautiful. Why don't you all come inside for some hot cocoa and eggnog?"
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"A toast to the Farmers. We'll miss you or my name isn't..."
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"- ... Otis Berryhill, 23 Redbud Road. - To the Farmers!"
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"Thank you."
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"I would like to propose a toast too, if I may."
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"I may not be a sentimental man..."
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"...but there is something I would like to say at this time."
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"It's very hard for Elizabeth and me to say farewell."
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"There will always be a special place for Redbud in our hearts."
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"And I know that you will show the new owners, whoever they may be..."
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"...the same affection that you've shown us."
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"And that they too will grow to love this town and this house..."
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"...and all of you wonderful people just as much as we have."
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"My friends..."
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"...as the saying goes:"
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"Once a Redbudian..."
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"Always a Redbudian."
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"And so, my friends, a toast."
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"- To Redbud. - To Redbud."
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"- Well, back to work. Thanks, Andy. - Goodbye, Otis."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"- Warren Smith. - Warren Smith."
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"- Bob Connor. - Bob Connor."
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"- Connie Caliber. - Connie Caliber."
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"Bill Benden."
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"No, no. No, no, no."
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"Get out of here."
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"Merry Christmas."
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"- Doris Newbury. - Doris, hi."
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"- Elizabeth Garfield. - Elizabeth Garfield."
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"Andy."
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"Betsy and I wanna sleep on it..."
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"...but I think we'll be back in the morning to make you an offer on the house."
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"What, tomorrow? Well, where are you staying tonight?"
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"Sid's Hideaway Bungalows."
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"No, no, stay away from town. Stay with us."
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"- Stay in our guest room. - Well, that's awful nice of you, Andy."
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"It's no problem at all. Happy to do it."
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"Okay, let's get our bags."
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"I love the sound of Christmas carolers."
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"Yeah."
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"They've been at it for hours."
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"You can have the bed. I'll sleep on the floor."
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"I'm sorry about this."
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"It's only for one night."
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"You did it, Andy."
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"You really pulled it off."
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"Of course I did, Elizabeth."
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"Being a fake is what I do best."
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"That's our offer, Andy."
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"- This is more than we're asking. - We want it all. The furniture..."
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"- ... the dishes, the pots and pans. - It's all so perfect."
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"- We want everything. - I even want the dog."
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"Yellow Dog? You want Yellow Dog?"
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"Just initial that offer on the bottom, Andy, and we'll call it a deal."
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"I've done a lot of things I'm ashamed of lately, Elizabeth."
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"Made a lot of mistakes. I don't wanna make another one."
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"I don't wanna move. I like it here."
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"I don't wanna move either."
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"Hey, what is this?"
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"- And I don't want a divorce. - Neither do I."
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"- You don't? - Of course not."
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"I don't know what I was doing."
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"You were acting so strange."
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"I know I was. I'm sorry."
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"So am I."
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"Hold it. Wait a minute here."
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"What?"
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"He says the house is no longer for sale."
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"Well, he can't do that."
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"He says we've decided to stay."
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"Come on, Betsy. Let's get the hell out of here."
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"- You'll be hearing from my attorney, Farmer. - Fuck you."
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"He says..."
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"...you can contact him through the law offices of Marion Corey, Jr."
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"Out of the way. Get out of the way."
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"Out of the way. Out of the way."
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"Shut up!"
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"Everybody gather around."
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"Gather around, everybody."
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