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♪ Hits from the bong ♪
"♪ Hits from the bong ♪"
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♪ Hits from the bong From the bong ♪
"♪ Hits from the bong From the bong ♪"
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♪ But my double-barrel bong is gettin’ me stoned ♪
"♪ But my double-barrel bong is gettin’ me stoned ♪"
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♪ Hits from the bong ♪
"♪ Hits from the bong ♪"
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♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪
"♪ And then take that finger off of that hole ♪"
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- Me bumbaclot Johnson no workin, see? - What?
"- Me bumbaclot Johnson no workin, see? - What?"
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♪ Not what you want, baby ♪
"♪ Not what you want, baby ♪"
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♪ It's what you need, baby♪ «Crabs.» « Bad Breath.»
"♪ It's what you need, baby♪ «Crabs.» « Bad Breath.»"
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Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head.
"Man, ain't nothin' wrong with your head."
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- Aah!
"- Aah!"
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And your haircut game is fucked up.
"And your haircut game is fucked up."
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Field of Dreams. That's a corny motherfucker.
"Field of Dreams. That's a corny motherfucker."
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You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me.
"You're feelin' me. You're feelin' me."
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That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker.
"That's a four-hour move you're makin', motherfucker."
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Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have.
"Huh? Get up. Dog, you shouldn't have."
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Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit.
"Man, I didn't. Get outta here with that shit."
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She wouldn't even know it was me. To hell with that.
"She wouldn't even know it was me. To hell with that."
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Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah!
"Oh, yeah. What's this right here? Aah!"
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This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself.
"This ain't shit, all right? Watch yourself."
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Half those books is filled with bullshit,
"Half those books is filled with bullshit,"
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Porkchops-o-Chunky Taste real good
"Porkchops-o-Chunky Taste real good"
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Puttin' the power of healin' in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever.
"Puttin' the power of healin' in the hands of the common man. Yeah, whatever."
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into the hands of your common ass, that's what you need to do.
"into the hands of your common ass, that's what you need to do."
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Yo, you just remember to take them THC's, at least try to get into college,
"Yo, you just remember to take them THC's, at least try to get into college,"
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I'm out.
"I'm out."
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If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog.
"If I got hit by a bus tomorrow, I got your back, dog."
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If anything happened to me while I jumped out a window...
"If anything happened to me while I jumped out a window..."
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Look at Jamal. He's a good boy, huh?
"Look at Jamal. He's a good boy, huh?"
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Good boy, my ass. Ask her why I had to cancel my nail appointment...
"Good boy, my ass. Ask her why I had to cancel my nail appointment..."
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Baby, you are the first member of this family to go to college,
"Baby, you are the first member of this family to go to college,"
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Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?
"Brother just got extensions put in today. They tight, huh?"
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What the hell is that? It's the mark of Buddha.
"What the hell is that? It's the mark of Buddha."
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If you build it, they will come.
"If you build it, they will come."
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Shit remind me of slavery, Roots and shit.
"Shit remind me of slavery, Roots and shit."
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What titties? What? Okay, you must've heard that.
"What titties? What? Okay, you must've heard that."
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Fire
"Fire"
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Mark of Buddha, my ass. Look at you now... dead, ashes.
"Mark of Buddha, my ass. Look at you now... dead, ashes."
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Damn, Ivory. After all these years of blazin',
"Damn, Ivory. After all these years of blazin',"
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who would've thought the last thing to wind up smokin' would be your ass?
"who would've thought the last thing to wind up smokin' would be your ass?"
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and I'm gonna be thinkin' about you while I'm taking them THC's.
"and I'm gonna be thinkin' about you while I'm taking them THC's."
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And ifyou're really my boy,
"And ifyou're really my boy,"
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Ooh, Ivory! My, how you've grown!
"Ooh, Ivory! My, how you've grown!"
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Cisco Kid was a friend of mine
"Cisco Kid was a friend of mine"
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Man, get the fuck outta here, man!
"Man, get the fuck outta here, man!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Fuck! Fuck! Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!
"Fuck! Fuck! Bitch! Fuck! Fuck!"
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Got weed?
"Got weed?"
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Say, you tryin' to get somethin' to bring them nerves down too, huh, bro?
"Say, you tryin' to get somethin' to bring them nerves down too, huh, bro?"
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Look at that car. Is it on fire?
"Look at that car. Is it on fire?"
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Hit that, son.
"Hit that, son."
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It's the shit. That's the Ivory.
"It's the shit. That's the Ivory."
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Damn. Ivory! Holy shit!
"Damn. Ivory! Holy shit!"
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I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost.
"I'm a ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost, ghost."
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No, bro. I'm just here for you.
"No, bro. I'm just here for you."
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Socrates, Nietzsche... even the old dude who made up this test.
"Socrates, Nietzsche... even the old dude who made up this test."
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I told you I have your back, even if I got hit by a bus.
"I told you I have your back, even if I got hit by a bus."
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- And you predicted that shit? - Yeah.
"- And you predicted that shit? - Yeah."
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We either have a one-in-six-billion phenomenon or a cheat.
"We either have a one-in-six-billion phenomenon or a cheat."
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Excuse me? Ethnic diversity.
"Excuse me? Ethnic diversity."
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Yes, but it's breaking the bank keeping his igloo frozen.
"Yes, but it's breaking the bank keeping his igloo frozen."
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- Taking a vow of celibacy, - Next.
"- Taking a vow of celibacy, - Next."
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All I wanna do is develop my herbal in a real lab...
"All I wanna do is develop my herbal in a real lab..."
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Music, artists and the women.
"Music, artists and the women."
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A place where you can really grow academically?
"A place where you can really grow academically?"
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Then we'll fucks with each other.
"Then we'll fucks with each other."
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Alls look like they still in high school, yo.
"Alls look like they still in high school, yo."
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If there's grass on the infield, play ball.
"If there's grass on the infield, play ball."
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We limited, all right? We gonna have to split this shit up.
"We limited, all right? We gonna have to split this shit up."
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Dinner? Bart, you know, some of these things are...
"Dinner? Bart, you know, some of these things are..."
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it could be the greatest find in the history of anyone attending Harvard.
"it could be the greatest find in the history of anyone attending Harvard."
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and I could listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long.
"and I could listen to you talk about his stinkin' ass all day long."
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See that statue right there? It's beautiful, isn't it?
"See that statue right there? It's beautiful, isn't it?"
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The financial aid office.
"The financial aid office."
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All we did was come over for directions.
"All we did was come over for directions."
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If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,
"If we came over here and asked if anybody needed their ass kicked,"
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My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot.
"My bad, bro. We got off on the wrong foot."
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I'm captain of the team.
"I'm captain of the team."
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This isn't basketball, J. Rock.
"This isn't basketball, J. Rock."
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Uh, as I was saying,
"Uh, as I was saying,"
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Get’im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker.
"Get’im! No short Colin Powell haircut, havin'-ass motherfucker."
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Get’im! Little Angela Davis moustache...
"Get’im! Little Angela Davis moustache..."
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Get’i m! You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny double-statin'...
"Get’i m! You I ittle dynamite Disco Danny double-statin'..."
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No, but do you mind talkin' that way?
"No, but do you mind talkin' that way?"
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No, sir, I'm not saying anything. It... It's these guys.
"No, sir, I'm not saying anything. It... It's these guys."
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- You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole?
"- You're an asshole. - Did you call me an asshole?"
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M.P.H.'s?
"M.P.H.'s?"
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Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
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Shit, we lookin' for that shit too!
"Shit, we lookin' for that shit too!"
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Don't worry, baby. You can suck my dick after class.
"Don't worry, baby. You can suck my dick after class."
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And professional player. So, what's mine is yours,
"And professional player. So, what's mine is yours,"
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- The original man was like us, man. - Whatever, nigga.
"- The original man was like us, man. - Whatever, nigga."
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« I believe in the Fly Club, its traditions and its ideals.
"« I believe in the Fly Club, its traditions and its ideals."
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- I'm trying to study my pledge book. - This Niggas With Attitude.
"- I'm trying to study my pledge book. - This Niggas With Attitude."
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If you smart, you tell people you love NWA. They think you cool.
"If you smart, you tell people you love NWA. They think you cool."
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These eggs are a part of my pledging.
"These eggs are a part of my pledging."
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I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here.
"I am getting thousands of lifetime connections here."
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I am Tuan, child prodigy.
"I am Tuan, child prodigy."
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I designed it myself. I call it BUFU.
"I designed it myself. I call it BUFU."
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- BUFU. - Oh, no. Not you two!
"- BUFU. - Oh, no. Not you two!"
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- Where he stayin'? - Harvard.
"- Where he stayin'? - Harvard."
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NWA? Kid, what do you know about that?
"NWA? Kid, what do you know about that?"
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Yeah, yeah. I love Niggers With Attitudes.
"Yeah, yeah. I love Niggers With Attitudes."
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I'm from Wisconsin.
"I'm from Wisconsin."
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I got this in my travels to Nepal!
"I got this in my travels to Nepal!"
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Man, I know the bitch that make these rugs. You know Juanita.
"Man, I know the bitch that make these rugs. You know Juanita."
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Hell, motherfuck... I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir.
"Hell, motherfuck... I mean, yes, sir, Dean Cain, sir."
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I got somethin' for your ass.
"I got somethin' for your ass."
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Come on, gentlemen! Pick it up if you want to be part of this squad!
"Come on, gentlemen! Pick it up if you want to be part of this squad!"
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Taxi!
"Taxi!"
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Cheated? Man, fuck you!
"Cheated? Man, fuck you!"
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Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss. I wish I could have said that.
"Nice comeback on the Dick Butt-kiss. I wish I could have said that."
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I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties.
"I have to go to those lousy cocktail parties."
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and you're gonna make the team, son.
"and you're gonna make the team, son."
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but the issue here is, who is recording the account?
"but the issue here is, who is recording the account?"
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this fine black man right here.
"this fine black man right here."
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But black people don't get any credit. I'm sore as a motherfucker, man.
"But black people don't get any credit. I'm sore as a motherfucker, man."
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What's up, dogs?
"What's up, dogs?"
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- Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history.
"- Fuck history. - Yeah, fuck history."
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The white man teachin' Black History, anyway, that's some bullshit.
"The white man teachin' Black History, anyway, that's some bullshit."
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That's the kind of attitude I like to hear. And, uh, where are you going?
"That's the kind of attitude I like to hear. And, uh, where are you going?"
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