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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Who Are You Going to Telephone? (S01E01)

"The Hulk doesn't tinkle! All right, don't get angry."
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"That's the only thing the Hulk does do!"
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"Okay, I'm leaving, mom. Bye."
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"Uh, excuse me. Come here."
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"Are you kidding me with that costume?"
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"What? I'm Jane Goodall, the famous anthropologist"
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"who lived with wild chimpanzees in Africa."
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"You look like a famous slut"
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"who lived with the sluts in slut town."
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"Whatever. If you're tagging along,"
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"there's no way you're getting in the car like that."
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"Gonna get green all over my seats."
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"Fine! Hulk bring beach towel! Unreal."
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"Good. Stay in character. (ROARS)"
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"Lexy Bloom's gonna love it."
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"Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom?"
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"I don't know any Lexy Bloom."
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"Just some girl that Barry's inviting to the homecoming dance."
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"Oh, that's wonderful!"
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"Yeah, and she's gonna crush him."
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"Erica, why would you say something like that?"
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"Well, because Lexy models for JCPenney,"
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"and Barry's the jolly green jackass."
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"Hey, your brother is a sweet, smart, handsome boy,"
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"and this Lexy Bloom would be lucky to date him."
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"Lucky."
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"Yeah, and I'll be sure to remind him of that"
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"when she tears his heart out tonight."
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"Why must you two delight in each other's misery?"
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"I have failed as a mother."
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"Can't really speak to that."
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"(GRAVELLY VOICE) Hulk ready, but is world ready for Hulk?"
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"You have a good night, 'cause I'm gonna have an incredible one."
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"(PACKAGING RUSTLES)"
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"ADULT ADAM: Speaking of incredible,"
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"I was finally gonna be one of the cool kids,"
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"not some weird doofus they looked down on."
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"Sorry I'm late."
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"Dude, what are you wearing?"
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"(EXHALES) You guys aren't wearing costumes."
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"Yeah, 'cause we're not 5."
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"We're gonna TP houses and throw eggs and mess with cats."
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"(EXHALES) Yeah, I stole this off some dumb kid who loves trick-or-treating."
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"Whatever. Let's have some fun."
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"(BOYS LAUGH)"
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"Sure, I was in over my head,"
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"but being a cool kid meant going with the flow."
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"(LAUGHS) Some little kid worked really hard on that."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"(DOOR SQUEAKS)"
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"Look at you two,"
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"having a magical night together."
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"Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause they break your heart."
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"They break your heart."
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"Have a Charleston Chew."
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"(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"(CHUCKLES) BEVERLY: Guys?"
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"(DOOR CLOSES) (SINGSONGY) I'm worried about Barry."
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"(CLICKS REMOTE) Check this out. I found this in his bedroom."
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"Uh, look, it's normal for a teenage boy to..."
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"Spend some time alone, enjoying the bra section of a catalog."
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"No, no. The girl."
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"He's gonna ask her out."
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"Yowza. She's a looker."
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"Well, and so's my boy."
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"(CHUCKLES) Right?"
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"I mean, I'm not a delusional mother,"
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"but Barry really is the most handsome boy on the entire planet."
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"Right?"
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"(INHALES DEEPLY)"
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"Murray, you wanna take this?"
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"I gotta get over there. Stop."
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"You're not going anywhere."
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"I've gotta get over there before that girl"
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"breaks his beautiful heart into itty-bitty pieces."
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"Bevy, you can't always be there"
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"to protect the kid from heartbreak."
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"(EXHALES) Why are you talking crazy? Of course I can."
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"If you keep standing in his way,"
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"he will never grow up, and he will never leave this place,"
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"and damn it, I will not allow that to happen."
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"I am his mother, and I am going to protect him."
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"And I am protecting him from you."
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"Leave him alone."
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"(SIGHS) Maybe you're right."
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"I shouldn't mix in."
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"I should just stay here and..."
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"Oh, shoot."
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"I thought I got enough candy for tonight."
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"I'm gonna have to run out and get some Rolos."
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"Swear to me that you will not go to that party."
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"I swear on my life."
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"She didn't technically die,"
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"but she did go to that party dressed as a ghost."
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"Whoo! Part-ay! Anyone here see Lexy Bloom?"
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"Boo! You look like a friendly ghost."
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"(MUFFLED VOICE) Ari Caldwell?"
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"You used to eat paste at my house."
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"Oh, who are you? Okay, this is weird."
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"Where's Lexy?"
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"I need to talk to her about a foxy young man."
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"Unfortunately, that foxy young man"
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"was stress-eating in the corner."
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"(CRUNCHING)"
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"(SINGSONGY) There she is."
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"(NORMAL VOICE) Lexy Bloom."
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"So what are you waiting for? Ask her to the dance. Okay."
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"I'm thinking of opening with, "Hey, uh, sexy Lexy.""
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"What do you think?"
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"Yeah, that's perfect. Do that."
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"Okay, here we go. Three, two, one..."
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"Stop pressuring me. You're making me nervous."
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"Nervous? You're the Hulk."
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"The Hulk isn't afraid to talk to a girl, is he?"
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"You have a point."
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"(GRAVELLY VOICE) Hulk can do this."
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"Mm-hmm, yes. The Hulk is the mean, green dating machine."
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"Get in there. Come on. (EXHALES DEEPLY)"
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"Stand up straight and smile!"
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"My brother was about to take the path to glory."
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