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Clips from Space Force (2020) - The Chinese Delegation (S02E02)

"[rumbling]"
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"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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"[woman] To be honest, her grades aren't great."
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"- [Mark] Hmm. - But Erin is a very special young lady,"
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"and I think that if she could keep a top GPA at a community college,"
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"that would be enough to get her into CU Denver in a couple of years."
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"Hey! Go Buffaloes."
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"University of Colorado would be lucky to have our daughter."
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"[chuckles] How about Brown? I'm a legacy."
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"Maybe I could get her an internship at Space Force."
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"That might help out, right?"
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"Oh."
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"Mark, maybe we should pay a coach to put her on the soccer team."
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"No, no, no, no. People tried to do that, and they went to jail."
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"Like I care. 'Cause that extra three weeks would be insufferable."
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"My mom is in prison."
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"- I know. - We don't need to talk about that."
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"Mrs. Naird, I'm very impressed that, as a convict,"
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"you want a better life for your daughter."
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"How about a trade school? Concrete pouring is very hot these days."
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"Oh, you know, Louise was a cement mason."
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"Very strong union."
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"Louise is my mom's lover."
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"- All right. - She's also her guard."
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"We don't need to talk about that."
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"Cement mason."
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"I guess I've heard worse ideas."
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"How do you feel about that? You like cement? That interest you?"
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"[upbeat marching tune plays]"
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"Naird, regarding this upcoming visit with the Chinese space agency to Wild Horse,"
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"the President wants you to strike a treaty with the Chinese"
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"to ensure that we share resources on the moon."
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"The space race is the new cold war."
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"The whole world is watching to see if we deserve to lead it."
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"We will crush them, sir. We've got this in the bag."
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"But it's important that you show tact and civility."
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"We don't wanna come off like a bunch of cowboys."
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"- 1995 Super Bowl champs. - All right."
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"See, that's exactly what I'm talking about."
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"This whole "yahoo" mentality."
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"And also, the Cowboys title was in 1996."
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"Well, don't I have egg on my face?"
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"Huh?"
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"Brad, you actually do have egg on your face."
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"I didn't have eggs for breakfast. Huh. Probably a story there."
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"[Tony] Okay, we just got a list of the Chinese delegates that are attending,"
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"and there are some heavy hitters on this list."
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"Highly decorated General Gao. Got the head of science, Dr. Zhang."
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"[Mallory] Dr. Zhang?"
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"The same Dr. Zhang who called me a duck and is a moon-landing denier?"
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"Dr. Mallory, remember, diplomacy."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"I'll show the ant-brained dunce a great time."
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"Also, the lead astronaut from the moon mission, Dr. Lim."
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"Ooh. Dr. Lim is coming?"
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"Yeah, Dr. Lim."
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"Yes. Oh, he's the best."
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"He's the only person to ever beat me in Uno. On the moon."
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"Yeah, he's very talented and smart. He's a great guy."
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"I think we should honor our guests with an authentic Chinese banquet."
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"- Yes! That's a great idea. - I have the Panda Express on speed dial."
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"Good luck with that."
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"Even the Panda Express here closed down because locals found the food too "spicy.""
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"You know, Mr. Chu in San Francisco is an old friend of mine."
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"The Chus? Like, the top Michelin Chinese restaurant in all of California?"
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"We actually used to date, uh,"
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"but then he took the braised abalone off the menu,"
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"and I took the hint."
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"You know what, sir? I could actually teach you Chinese etiquette."
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"I spent some time over at Guangzhou for my term abroad."
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"I'm sorry, but there's no way you studied abroad and are still the way you are."
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"[speaks Mandarin]"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah?"
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"Ah!"
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"And, uh, I can play the erhu, General."
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"- What? - What?"
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"What's the erhu?"
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"- A classic Chinese instrument. - [Chan] Yeah."
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"It's basically our version of the violin."
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"Or, should I say, the violin is the bastardized Western version"
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"of our erhu."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"It's gorgeous. It's got two strings. It's made out of python skin."
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"Wow! You all seem to know a shitload about Chinese culture."
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"- Well, I'm Chinese. - All right. I have to cram."
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"Don't worry. I am a quick study."
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"At the age of three, I learned how to tie my shoe in 15 minutes."
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"Oh, I love that story."
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"Wait. Is it the left one for dessert and the right one for dinner?"
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"Yes."
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"I knew it."
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"- They're probably gonna give you a gift. - Yes."
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"You wanna make sure you use both hands to receive and give gifts."
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"- Okay. - And then you wanna take a little bow."
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"- But not too much. - That's way too much."
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"- [Mark] Okay. - You're out of control."
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"Yeah, past 45 degrees, you look... Okay. Like..."
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"- I look... - You look Japanese."
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"Is that bad?"
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"- Well, just... - It's different."
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"- Confusing. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - [Mark] Okay, so a small bow."
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"[Tony] There it is."
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"- Ooh! - Oh no. You look like Quasimodo."
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"Hey, he was a good guy. Got a raw deal."
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"- Yeah. - Okay, follow me."
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"Set up this little tea thing for you."
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"- Forever learning. Forever learning. - Yes."
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"When someone is pouring you tea,"
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"you wanna lightly tap the table with two fingers."
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"It's a sign of respect."
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"- That's great. - Ah!"
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"In America, when you tap the table,"
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"it's a sign you want the blackjack dealer to give you another card."
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"Yes, Brad."
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"Every Chinese person's been to Vegas. It's our Mecca."
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"Oh, well, except for the Muslim Chinese. 'Cause Mecca is their Mecca."
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"Okay, the key thing to remember"
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"- is family's extremely important. - That's right."
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"Every Chinese parent loves to brag about their kids."
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