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Clips from Black Dynamite

TV Series 2009 –2015 22 min ★ 8.1/10 (5,413 ratings) 1,018 clips
Adventure Action Animation

Credits

Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor.
"Leon St. James for Anaconda Malt Liquor."
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With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops...
"With the delectable combination of the finest barleys and hops..."
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...it's the only malt liquor...
"...it's the only malt liquor..."
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...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself.
"...that carries the seal of excellence from Uncle Sam himself."
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And when you pop the top, the panties drop.
"And when you pop the top, the panties drop."
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Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?
"Is that Anaconda Malt Liquor?"
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The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?
"The only malt liquor to be approved by the United States government?"
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That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor.
"That's right. Anaconda Malt Liquor."
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Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia.
"Anaconda Malt Liquor, brewed in Piedmont, Georgia."
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Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men...
"Gentlemen, every one of you are the most respected men..."
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Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected...
"Doing business with me, you'll find you'll be protected..."
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...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute.
"...and you will be supplied with as much as you can distribute."
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However, one of us here is not who he appears to be.
"However, one of us here is not who he appears to be."
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Come on, you jive turkeys.
"Come on, you jive turkeys."
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What kind of rundown is this?
"What kind of rundown is this?"
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Look, man...
"Look, man..."
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...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker.
"...I gotta get back to the streets where I come from, sucker."
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Hold it.
"Hold it."
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I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch.
"I told you jive chumps, I ain't no snitch."
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Who said you were?
"Who said you were?"
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He's dead.
"He's dead."
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My God, men.
"My God, men."
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Do you know what this means?
"Do you know what this means?"
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Do you know whose brother...?
"Do you know whose brother...?"
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This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down.
"This ghetto is gonna be turned upside-down, I tell you, upside-down."
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The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men...
"The streets are gonna run crimson with the blood of the men..."
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...responsible for his brother's death.
"...responsible for his brother's death."
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Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army.
"Man I am speaking of is a veritable one-man army."
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And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for.
"And if you get on his bad side, brother, you're done for."
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It's only a matter of time before he finds out...
"It's only a matter of time before he finds out..."
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...and when he does, no matter where he is...
"...and when he does, no matter where he is..."
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...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming.
"...get ready, gentlemen, because hell's a-coming."
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Coming, coming, coming.
"Coming, coming, coming."
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Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had.
"Black Dynamite, that was the best loving I ever had."
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Me too.
"Me too."
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That goes triple for me.
"That goes triple for me."
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Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches.
"Mama, you're gonna waske up the rest of the bitches."
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I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had.
"I wanna tell you a story about a friend I've had."
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He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad.
"He's a mean motherfucker and he's super bad."
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So grab on to your seats and hang on tight...
"So grab on to your seats and hang on tight..."
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...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite.
"...while I tell you a story about Black Dynamite."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up.
"Dynamite, baby, Nipsy still ain't paid up."
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Solid. I'm on it, Bee.
"Solid. I'm on it, Bee."
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Who's there?
"Who's there?"
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I'm looking for Nipsy.
"I'm looking for Nipsy."
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There's no Nipsy here.
"There's no Nipsy here."
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Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time.
"Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time."
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Where's Nipsy?
"Where's Nipsy?"
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Here I am, sucker.
"Here I am, sucker."
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Honeybee, what's happening, baby?
"Honeybee, what's happening, baby?"
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Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy?
"Black Dynamite. What did you do to Nipsy?"
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Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction.
"Now, word on the street is that he's gonna be in traction."
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You know me. I just talked to him.
"You know me. I just talked to him."
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Thank you, Black Dynamite.
"Thank you, Black Dynamite."
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I'm so happy.
"I'm so happy."
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Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me.
"Hey, they mess with you, Mama, they're messing with me."
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Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls...
"Black Dynamite, I wanna thank you for taking care of us girls..."
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...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp.
"...while we was down and out and didn't have no pimp."
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Oh, I almost forgot.
"Oh, I almost forgot."
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Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days...
"Ain't nobody seen Pimpin' Jake for two days..."
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...and he ain't been by here with your money.
"...and he ain't been by here with your money."
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- And... - I knew I forgot something.
"- And... - I knew I forgot something."
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Tiny.
"Tiny."
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Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk.
"Get Pimpin' Jake out of my trunk."
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Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself.
"Tell him the rest by Wednesday or I'll make him stick himself."
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I'm sorry. Go on, Bee.
"I'm sorry. Go on, Bee."
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They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings.
"They replaced the chain on your nunchucks and oiled the bearings."
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They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning.
"They're sitting there on your desk, next to the dry cleaning."
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All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?
"All right. What's wrong, Honeybee?"
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I've known you too long.
"I've known you too long."
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Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me?
"Now, if something's bothering you, why don't you lay it on me?"
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Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital.
"Black Dynamite, I got to go to the hospital."
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It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd.
"It's my little nephew, Bucky. He OD'd."
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Where is Bucky and what has he had?
"Where is Bucky and what has he had?"
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It's that new drug on the street.
"It's that new drug on the street."
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All the kids are falling prey to it.
"All the kids are falling prey to it."
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What we gonna do, Black Dynamite?
"What we gonna do, Black Dynamite?"
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I know what I'm gonna do.
"I know what I'm gonna do."
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I'm gonna fight.
"I'm gonna fight."
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The only way I know how.
"The only way I know how."
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Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight.
"Ever since I was a boy, all I knew was how to fight."
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Fight, fight, fight.
"Fight, fight, fight."
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And when I got tired, I would fight some more.
"And when I got tired, I would fight some more."
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And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall...
"And now that the Man has got our backs to the wall..."
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...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids.
"...I ain't gonna let him hurt the kids."
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I'm gonna take him down.
"I'm gonna take him down."
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I'm gonna take them all down.
"I'm gonna take them all down."
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Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?
"Who the hell is interrupting my kung fu?"
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- Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy.
"- Who the hell is this? - Black Dynamite, it's your Aunt Billy."
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How many times I told you not to call here...
"How many times I told you not to call here..."
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...and interrupt my kung fu?
"...and interrupt my kung fu?"
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It's bad news, Dynamite.
"It's bad news, Dynamite."
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It's your only brother, Jimmy.
"It's your only brother, Jimmy."
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He's dead, Dynamite.
"He's dead, Dynamite."
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Jimmy's dead.
"Jimmy's dead."
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Scram.
"Scram."
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I said split.
"I said split."
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Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house.
"Shake the scene, you turkeys. Get out of my house."
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I'll see you all tomorrow.
"I'll see you all tomorrow."
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How did it happen, Aunt Billy?
"How did it happen, Aunt Billy?"
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They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard.
"They found him shot full of holes in an old shipping yard."
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Dead as a dog.
"Dead as a dog."
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Said he had drugs on him.
"Said he had drugs on him."
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I guess he was still on that stuff.
"I guess he was still on that stuff."
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Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed...
"Now, I thought you promised your mama on her deathbed..."
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...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite.
"...you wass gonna get him off that stuff, Black Dynamite."
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Whoever did this is gonna pay.
"Whoever did this is gonna pay."
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I can promise you that.
"I can promise you that."
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Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama...
"Well, I hope it ain't like when you promised your mama..."
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...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff...
"...you wass gonna get him off of that stuff..."
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...for the rest of his natural life...
"...for the rest of his natural life..."
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Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me...
"Black Dynamite, I want you to promise me..."
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...that you'll look after your brother...
"...that you'll look after your brother..."
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...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs...
"...and make sure he doesn't end up on drugs..."
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...or dead.
"...or dead."
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I promise.
"I promise."
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Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite...
"Jimmy, I am 18-year-old Black Dynamite..."
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...and you are my 16... year-old kid brother...
"...and you are my 16... year-old kid brother..."
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...and you are high as a kite yet again.
"...and you are high as a kite yet again."
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