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Clips from Santa Claus: The Movie

"♪ All over the world ♪"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Good morning, Mr. grizzard. Everything okay?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Fine."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Greetings. Who the hell-- miss abruzzi!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Don't bother with that. I'll just vanish. You'll what?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Vanish... like this."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Hello?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Hi. Wha--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"it's a bit uncomfortable in here. Oh!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Over here!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"How did you do that?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Listen. You make toys, right?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Are you, uh... from the federal trade commission?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"No. I'm from the north pole."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I've got enough on my mind without having to deal with an escaped lunatic!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"How do you know I escaped? What are you?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Isn't it elf-explanatory? How's that?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I'm an elf. An elf?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Yes. You mean, like a fairy?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"No, I'm not a fairy. I'm an elf."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"But-but... why are you here?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Well, I gather you're a great toy giver."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I'm a great toy maker. We should get together. Why should I do that?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Heaven helps those who help their elf."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"But-but-but why me? Because I want to help you."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Why? So Santa claus will appreciate me."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I was right. You are a lunatic."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Don't you believe in Santa claus?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Why should I? He never brought me anything."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"That's because you were probably a naughty boy."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Yes... I guess I was no angel."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Well, what did you have in mind, elf?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Just let me use your toy factory. To make what?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Something special. Now, here's the idea. Mm-hmm."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"First of all, you stop making all your regular toys."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Well, I'm sure they're fine and dandy, dandy and fine."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"But we won't be needing them anymore."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Won't... be... Needing them anymore?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"No. Oh, uh, tell me something."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"How can I tell all the people about my something special?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Advertise. Advertise? How do I do that?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"In my line, television works best."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Oh, I know! Those little picture box thingies? Can we get on those?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"With enough money, a horse in a hoop skirt can get on one of those."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Money. I don't know much about that."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Good. Oh."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Let's, um, keep it that way, huh?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Okay, but you'll fix it so I can get on the telly? Yeah. When?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Christmas Eve. How long?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Is a minute all right? What channel?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"- Well, all of them. - Which countries?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"All of them. All the countries, all the channels."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"That would cost a fortune!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"- Sorry? - That's what Santa's wife is always saying."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Anyway..."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"That's all the advertising you'll ever need."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It better be. How many workers does this... product require?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Just me. Wha-- no payroll?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"A bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"What would it cost? Cost? Cost who?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"The people who buy the toy."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Well, nothing. We're going to give them away free."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Oh, that's fantastic! How do you turn your face so red so fast?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"- For free? - Well, that's how we do it at the north pole."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Well, that's not how we do it here!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"In a free enterprise system--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"on the other hand, this would go a long way..."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Towards cleaning up my public image."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Excuse me? That's not a bad investment."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"All that good p.R."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I'm intrigued. Excuse me. You're drooling on your tie."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Yes, I know. I said I was intrigued, didn't I?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Now listen, son, what experience do you have in toy manufacture?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Come on. I'm entirely elf-taught."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Uh-huh. What about it, b.Z."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"This product of yours--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"this, uh, something special--"
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"what exactly is it?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's something that's very easy to make. Uh-huh."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's cheap. Uh-huh."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's simple. Uh-huh."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"You can turn them out by the thousands. Uh-huh."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"And-- yes. And?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's got a secret ingredient."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Look around you! No strikes, no smelly workers!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"No payroll! It's practically paradise!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Still, giving this toy away for free-- that, Dr. towser,"
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"is why I am a captain of industry and you are an insignificant schlepper."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Sure, the first Christmas, it's free."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"But the next one, we say, "so you want it again?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Bigger? Better? Well, this time it's gonna cost you!""
Santa Claus: The Movie
"How much? I don't know. One hundred, two hundred."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Where will they get that kind of money? What do I care?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Ahh, it's a wonderful thing, cracking your knuckles."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's the pleasantest sound in the world. What's he building in there?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I'm not sure. He says it's the delivery system."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Yes? We brought the prototypes for, uh... it."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Let me see them. Towser. Towser!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"That one."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"What color? What color do you like?"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"I like puce. You would!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"What's puce? It's like fuchsia,"
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"but a shade less lavender and a bit more pink."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Sometimes I wonder about you."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Fine. Puce, then. As long as it tastes good. But are you gonna--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"if this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Puce juice."
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"Oh, my! An elf-portrait."
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"You haven't made one of those since--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"it's for Joe. He never got a present in his life,"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"and he's too proud to ask for one."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Mm-hmm."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"He makes me think what our son might've been like, Anya."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Why, it's patch!"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"It's not patch--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"well, I guess it does resemble--"
Santa Claus: The Movie
"my good old patch."
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"I don't know about this. It isn't what the north pole looks like at all."
Santa Claus: The Movie
"Look, b.Z. Knows what he's doing. He knows how to grab the people."
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