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Clips from Betas - One on One (S01E01)

"Where you and I see opportunity, she just sees risk."
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"Most people look at this and think it's ridiculous --"
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"men in costumes, running around like a bunch of lunatics."
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"But there's nothing silly about passion."
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"Passion is the one pure currency."
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"It means a loyal audience, need -- a market."
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"I appreciate the pep talk, but I"
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"just don't see what wrestling has to do with BRB."
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"Tell me what you see."
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"Besides drunk geeks screaming?"
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"As a C.E.O. What do you see?"
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"(raucous shouting)"
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"- I see customers. - Ah."
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"Entertainers trying to reach those customers."
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"- And chaos. - Exactly."
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"A.W.E. is just a small node in a vast network"
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"of independent wrestling shows across the nation."
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"An industry in search of a platform --"
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"a way to deliver content to an army of loyal fans."
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"Like Bandcamp did for indie bands."
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"Exactly. And I can re-purpose"
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"that technology and connect all this."
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"And the wrestlers give you a cut of t-shirt and ticket sales."
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"It's a golden opportunity, but if I wait around"
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"for the Lisas of the world to vet"
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"my every move, somebody else'll do it first."
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"And I sure as shit won't have any fun."
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"(crowd cheering, shouting)"
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"Yes! Guy-on-guy stuff, hey Mitchie?"
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"I never would've guessed."
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"- What? No. These guys are athletes. - Uh-huh."
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"There's totally a girl just right there."
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"Suck each other's dicks!"
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"What he said!"
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"- Woo! Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"It's your call, Barrett."
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"The way I see it, you have two choices:"
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"You can either watch the show, or get in the fucking ring."
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"What's it gonna be?"
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"(crowd cheering)"
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"Drop your cocks and grab your socks, ladies!"
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"We're going live."
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"Lotta douchey C.E.O.s with idea napkins out there."
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"But We. Fucking. Ship."
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"Proud of you, buddy."
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"Proud of us."
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"Here goes everything."
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"(cheering)"
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"You know, I've always wanted to drink"
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"champagne off an Indian nerd's tits."
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"(laughs) Alright. Guys, before I forget."
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"Here. You guys killed it."
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"So, this is not as much as you deserve, but it's a start."
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"And, uh, it's all I've got."
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"Hey... for a robot, you've got a big heart."
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"Thank you."
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"- (laughs) - MIKKI: Thank you."
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"Uh, excuse me."
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"MITCHELL: It's good."
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"I saw you get off the bus."
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"This, uh, morning. You never take the bus."
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"You sold your car."
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"Maybe I can ride on your handlebars."
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"You took the job."
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"- Good. - Yeah?"
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"Yeah. I want you to stay, for a bunch of reasons."
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"They're all selfish."
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"You need to go. For you."
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"So is this the part where you make"
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"some super-meaningful toast about launches?"
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"Yeah. Totally. There's my go-to toast."
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"Congratulations."
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"Thanks. I had to go with my gut."
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"I know. Another one of your go-tos."
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"Does it get easier?"
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"What?"
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"Following your gut."
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"No."
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"But easy isn't really the point, I guess."
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"♪ I know..."
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"I was your first download."
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"MIKKI: Yo, boss, get your ass over here!"
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"You gotta see this."
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"Go ahead."
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"♪ I know"
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"♪ I know"
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"♪ Whoa, I know..."
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"- Ooo. - It's our first review."
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"What? Yeah?"
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"(sighs) Fuckin' trolls."
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"I hate the Internet. (sighs)"
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"Yeah."
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