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Clips from Central Park - Down to the Underwire (S02E02)

"Um, hello?"
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"[Ricky] Helen, there's a boy with a bag of dog poop down in the lobby."
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"He says you might want it?"
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"Tell him, "No, thank you"?"
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"[Ricky] He says there's a key in it?"
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"Well, there it is. The missing key. Someone owes someone an apology."
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"So, just curious, why did you find my key in a pile of poop in the park?"
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"Some sort of satanic ritual?"
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"Well, I was in the park. And I saw your dog, Shampagne, do his business."
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"That's how I know you. You're his stalker. Still stalking, eh?"
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"Yeah. Anyway, um, I offered to help bag it."
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"And then I kept it for a few hours, I guess."
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"Makes sense. Freak."
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"And then I realized there was a key in it, so I brought it here."
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"Shampagne must've eaten it."
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"Shampagne, if you want to eat keys, I can get you keys. Just not that one."
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"Helen! Get rid of the boy and wash the poop off that key!"
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"Well, thank you. See you next week?"
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"I'm gonna take your advice and not be quite so obsessive about Shampagne."
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"Might take a week off and play pirates with Enrique."
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"'Cause who knows? Fifteen, 20 years from now, we might not wanna play pirates."
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"Sounds, well, dumb. But have fun."
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"Goodbye, old friend. You were something my father was proud of."
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"Well, he was proud of me for tripping Roberta. You get it."
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"Great. I'm talking to a ribbon."
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"Shampagne didn't eat that key and poop it out."
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"Here's what actually happened."
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"Cole wanted to circle the park for the key one more time."
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"Sometimes when you're searching for something too hard,"
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"you don't realize it's been right in front of your face the whole time."
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"But how to give it to Helen without making Bitsy suspicious?"
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"Well, when life hands you a bag of poop, you make lemonade"
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"by mushing the key into the-- the bag of poop? You get it."
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"That was a wild ride. Speaking of rides, to the subway!"
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"Wow. Is bra shopping always such a rush? Whoo-hoo."
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"- It's his first bra. - You did good, Dad. Real good."
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"I was in a zone. Maybe I should do this for a living."
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"You know, I kind of wish we'd gotten that purple one too."
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"- I liked the back of it. - Funny you mention that."
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"You bought it?"
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"Well, it seemed so right for you. Effortlessly cool, like old Molly."
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"Now you've got two great bras."
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"One that's the you I know right now,"
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"and one that's... whoever you decide to be."
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"♪ Can't wait to hit the locker room With my bazooms in these bras ♪"
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"♪ You're gonna get high fives I bet My baby is a bra-star ♪"
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"♪ And I think I might be The best dad in history ♪"
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"- Okay, easy, tiger. - Sorry, just excited."
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"♪ We solved the bra-blem ♪"
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"♪ We solved the bra-blem ♪"
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"♪ Seems like you guys solved a bra-blem ♪"
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"I helped my daughter find two really great bras today."
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"- I'm a great dad, no big deal. - Okay. Take it down a notch, Dad."
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"[Helen] Okay, Helen. [sighs]"
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"♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Track it back, backtrack Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Ask the kid what you did Where the dog peed ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ You, wanna help me out? I think I lost a key ♪"
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"- [Cole] A key? - A key."
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"♪ Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ No, I dropped it on our walk Which may have been your last ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause if I've lost the key Then Bitsy will replace me ♪"
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"♪ With some super stringent New assistant ♪"
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"♪ Who won't be chill as me ♪"
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"♪ They won't let you walk the shih tzu ♪"
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"♪ So will you help me find the-- ♪"
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"Shh. ♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Keep the finder's fee, keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Take the dough There you go, okey dokey ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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