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Clips from The Jeffersons - Harry and Daphne (S02E02)

"They gave us a warning a month ago."
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"Only the stupid idiot who was managing the store that day"
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"didn't do anything about it."
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"Oh, that's terrible. Did you fire him?"
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"I couldn't. It was me."
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"You made a mistake?"
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"Now look, Weezy, it's no time for joking,"
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"Inspector Keller's going to be up here any minute."
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"What is that smell?"
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"I tried to tell you, Mr. Bentley's apartment"
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"is being painted."
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"But what did the paint it with? A dead fish?"
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"Look never mind that."
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"Why is Inspector Keller coming up here?"
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"Because there can't be any witnesses."
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"Huh?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"How come Bentley's smell coming out of our kitchen?"
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"Hello, Mr. Jefferson."
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"What are those?"
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"Kippers."
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"Where they come from?"
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"I wouldn't know. Am I my brother's kipper?"
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"This is one weird dude."
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"You know, I can't eat a thing."
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"I've got butterflies in my tummy thinking about"
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"what I've got to say to Daphne."
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"Mrs. J, I'm going to take your advice."
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"I'm going to tell her straight out, I can't marry her."
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"Well, good luck."
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"Daphne, I cannot marry you."
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"Daphne, I won't."
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"Daphne, get up off your knees."
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"George, why is Keller coming up here?"
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"To see the work order I made out"
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"to fix the ventilators before the strike started."
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"Well, why didn't you show it to him down there?"
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"Because it ain't down there."
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"Then why don't you take it down to him?"
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"Because it ain't up here neither."
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"There's no work order."
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"Now you're catching on."
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"But don't worry, Weezy, I'll give him the old one-two."
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"And he knows one hand dry-cleans the other."
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"What is...?"
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"It's business talk, Weezy? Look, and I don't want you here"
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"when Keller comes, because he might get embarrassed"
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"for what I got to say to him."
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"What are you going to say?"
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"I'm just going to say, "Inspector Keller, here's $150.""
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"That's bribery!"
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"Look, Weezy, everybody's got his price."
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"That's big business."
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"Look at the big oil companies"
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"giving away millions to foreign politicians."
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"But it's wrong."
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"Sure it's wrong."
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"And President Ford is going to punish the oil companies."
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"He's letting them raise gas prices."
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"It's still wrong, George."
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"Look, it ain't as if I'm bribing a foreigner."
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"I'm giving it to a loyal American."
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"George!"
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"Don't worry, Weezy."
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"This inspector looks real hungry."
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"He's going to grab that money from my hand so fast,"
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"he'll probably take a couple of my fingers, with it."
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"Look, if that's anybody but Inspector Keller,"
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"tell them to get lost."
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"Hello, Louise."
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"Hello, Mother Jefferson. George says, "Get lost.""
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"Mama!"
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"That's one of Weezy's little jokes, Mama."
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"Daphne."
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"Harry, I'm so excited."
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"So, Daphne, you look so marvelous."
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"Thank you."
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"It's such a pity I have to be going."
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"Harry, I that's what I love about you, your sense of humor."
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"No, actually, I'm a very sad person."
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"I make everybody sad."
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"You see?"
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"I bet your parents have a wonderful sense of humor too."
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"I can't wait to meet them."
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"My goodness, you're wearing my favorite outfit."
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"I've always loved it."
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"I've never worn it before."
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"Really? What are you drinking?"
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"Orange juice."
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"Good, two double scotches, neat."
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"Now, can't you guess what it is I'm going to ask you."
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"Speaking of guessing, I saw the most marvelous quiz show"
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"on the tele the other night..."
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"I am dying to see the lovely English Countryside"
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"and the house where you were born."
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"Now doesn't that give you a clue?"
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"Daphne!"
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"There's something that I must tell you first."
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"All right, Harry, but hurry up. I can't wait much longer."
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"You see, there are times,"
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"when it is right to do certain things."
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"And there are times, Daphne, when it is wrong"
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"to do certain things."
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"You take the great Canadian Honker."
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"Honker?"
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"Magnificent bird,"
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"but if he were to fly south in the Summer"
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"rather than in the Fall,"
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"he would return not in the Spring,"
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"but in the Winter."
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"Not only would he fail to reproduce,"
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"he would freeze to death."
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"Now, that's bad timing."
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"Oh, what a beautiful story, sweetheart."
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"Yes. Let me put it another way."
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"It was just one of those things,"
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"♪ Just one of those Fabulous flings ♪"
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"♪ One of those... ♪♪ "Crazy.""
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"♪ Just one of those Crazy flings ♪♪"
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