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Clips from South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft (S10E10)

"There has to be some way we can help them."
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"What about the Sword of a Thousand Truths?"
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"Quiet, Thomas. We aren't to even speak of that sword!"
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"But maybe these new players are the ones the prophecy foretold of!"
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"- It is not an option! - What is this sword?"
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"Long ago, when the World of Warcraft was created,"
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"one of the programmers put a sword"
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"called the Sword of a Thousand Truths into the game inventory."
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"Apparently it could cause 120 damage per second"
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"with an instant mana burn and an enchantment"
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"that boosted stamina plus 80."
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"But the sword was considered to be too powerful for anyone to possess,"
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"so it was removed from the game, and stored on a one-gig flash drive."
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"But it was foretold that one day"
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"players who could wield the sword might reveal themselves."
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"Who foretold this prophecy?"
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"Saltzman. He's in accounting."
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"Behold the Sword of a Thousand Truths."
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"We must get this sword to the ones who have proven they have no life."
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"Let's just hope to Christ they don't start the battle before we can reach them..."
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"All right, you guys. The moment of truth is here."
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"It is time for our final battle."
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"Everyone, log in!"
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"I'm in."
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"- Me, too. - Okay."
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"Everyone equip healing potions to the hot bar if you haven't already."
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"Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane Brilliance to raise our intelligence."
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"Hang on, I'm chaining my fire spells for max range."
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"Nice."
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"Stan, what enchantment does your Cloak of the Tiger have?"
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"Plus-15 agility."
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"Give the cloak to Kenny. He needs the agility boost for bow attacks."
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"- Okay. - Hold on,"
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"this fight could last more than 12 hours. What if we run out of food?"
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"Don't worry, I have that covered."
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"- Mom? - Yes, hon?"
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"- More Hot Pockets. - Right away, hon."
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"That's ¸ber cool."
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"All right, everyone ready?"
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"- Ready. - Ready."
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"Let's go get him!"
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"Wait, I think I see him. Yeah, he's here in Goldshire."
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"Okay, everyone open your F list and auto-locate to Stan."
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"What's the auto-locate macro?"
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"Command zero."
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"Okay, right behind Stan."
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"Kenny, get ready to turn on Trueshot Aura."
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"At that moment I will use Intimidating Shout."
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"Okay, he sees us."
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"He's targeted us."
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"Okay, hit him with Pyroblast, Kyle."
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"Casting."
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"There's an eight-second cast time."
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"Aren't you spec'd to reduce cast time?"
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"No, I'm an Arcane Fire Mage."
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"Christ."
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"He cast Summon again."
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"Everyone target the scorpions."
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"Yes?"
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"We are looking for a great knight, by the name of Lovestospooge."
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"That's my son's character's name in Warcraft."
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"- Where is he? - Who are you?"
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"Sir, we don't have time!"
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"We just heard from our admins that your son's party is already in battle!"
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"Unless they have this sword, your son's character is going to die."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Kyle! Fire spell!"
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"Kyle?"
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"Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?"
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"Carpal tunnel! Carpal tunnel!"
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"It's..."
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"Oh, Jesus. He's got it bad!"
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"Quick! We need Bengay!"
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"- Hurry, dude! - I'm going as fast as I can."
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"Kyle, you have to keep playing."
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"I can't. Just leave me behind."
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"We can't do this without you! Now, come on!"
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"Stan? Stan!"
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"- Sharon! Where's Stan? - I don't know."
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"He took his computer somewhere to play that stupid online game."
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"Stupid?"
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"- Where? - I don't know."
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"Sharon! His character is going to die if we don't get to him!"
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"- So what? - "So what"?"
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"We're too late. Without the sword, the players will fail."
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"If we could get to a computer, we could sign on to the World of Warcraft,"
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"then give the boys the sword online."
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"I don't have a World of Warcraft account. Do you?"
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"No, I have a life."
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"Give me the sword."
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"- You? - I have a Warcraft character."
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"I'm a noob, but I can log on and get the sword to Stan online."
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"We can't trust the Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!"
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"Sounds to me like we don't have a choice."
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"Give me the sword."
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"Come on, we've got to get to a computer that works!"
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"- Where's your car? - We took a cab here."
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"Damn it! Mine's in the shop!"
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"Hey! Help! Stop!"
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"Please, it's an emergency!"
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"Come on!"
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"Nelson? Nelson, I need to come over and use your computer!"
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"No, I need to play World of Warcraft!"
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"Nelson!"
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"All right, Major Stone Shield potions should be..."
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"Oh, God, I'm gonna have diarrhoea again."
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"You can't go to the bathroom. You're stacking Sunder Armor."
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"It's okay. Mom!"
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"Bathroom!"
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"- What, hon? - Bathroom!"
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"Bathroom!"
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"Oh, that's a big boy, isn't he?"
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"All right. Kenny, drink your Elixir of the Mongoose."
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"I am now going to use Mocking Blow..."
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"World of Warcraft! I need to play!"
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"Our demo was set up right over by the..."
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"Got to sign in..."
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"Character name... All right, I'm in!"
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"Dude, I'm almost dead."
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"Kyle, cast Arcane Missiles!"
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