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Clips from Weeds - A Pool and His Money (S03E03)

"Positive. Thank you, though."
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"OK, dinner's over."
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"The two of you, get in that room and get busy."
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"OK, baby, take your pants off, let's see what you got."
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"Oh, God, help me!"
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"- And where is Conrad? - He's at the grow house."
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"- Damn, this is some good pie! - You enjoy now,"
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"cos if anything happen to my nephew, you gonna be eating through a tube."
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"Hey, I'm just an employee!"
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"- I ain't management. - Could you people keep it down?"
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"I just got the baby asleep."
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"- Marvin? - Vaneeta?"
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"Holy shit, how you doing?"
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"I should have killed you when I had the chance."
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"Really?"
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"Would you have done it yourself or hired Armenians?"
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"Oh, I don't know what the fuck you talking about."
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"You fucked this up and you know it."
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"I had it under control!"
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"And then without consulting anyone, completely outside the huddle,"
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"you made this deal, and that was a mistake."
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"Your mistake, and you need to make it right!"
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"So you need to gather up"
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"all the weed in this house,"
Weeds
"and we need to take it to U-Turn, that's what the fuck I'm talking about!"
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"- Oh! - Ooh, shit!"
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"You gonna come in my house and drop blame on me?"
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"Me?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"Oh, hell no, bitch!"
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"Get the fuck off me!"
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"You think you can take me?"
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"Ow! She fucking bit me!"
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"Jesus, do something!"
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"Bitch, have you lost your goddamn mind?"
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"Ohh! What the fuck?"
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"Fine, you all go kill each other!"
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"I'll go back to U-Turn and say the shit's gone,"
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"and you all can both visit pieces of Conrad all over the county! I'm outta here."
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"Wait, what are you talking about Conrad?"
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"What the fuck is going on in here?"
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"Hey, hey, hey..."
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"Oh, this is serious!"
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"Let's go. Let's go!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Thanks for the bath."
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"Sure."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Bye."
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"If you're out on the road tonight,"
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"be on the lookout for a 1972 Ford Supervan,"
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"California license plate number 51 SB310."
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"And be sure to tune in tonight at eleven,"
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"when the Channel 10 News looks into the hidden poisons in your vitamins."
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"Hello!"
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"So you like little boys, huh?"
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"What? The AMBER Alert? Yeah."
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"- He's my nephew. - Do you hear that?"
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"He abducted his own nephew."
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"No, no, I'm the one who called it in."
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"- What are you doing in the vehicle? - And where's the little boy?"
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"He must be tied up in the back."
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"- Look, he's buying chocolate milk. - No! I like chocolate milk."
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"I'm rejuvenile."
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"Yeah, the police have him. I'm on my way to pick him up."
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"Bullshit! I just saw the AMBER Alert not five minutes ago out on the highway."
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"If the police had him, they'd have called it off. That's what they do."
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"Maybe they forgot, I don't know. Call them. Ask them yourselves."
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"We'll do that."
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"Yeah, after we kick your pervert ass, we'll do that."
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"My who?"
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"Jesus!"
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"I drove a car."
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"Yeah?"
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"How far d'you get?"
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"About ten blocks,"
Weeds
"then a cop pulled me over for going too slow."
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"And being 12."
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"Where were you trying to go?"
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"- I don't know anymore. - Yeah."
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"Do you think Mom's gonna be mad at us?"
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"I think..."
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"we're all gonna be mad at each other for a while."
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"Yeah."
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"Damn! You look like hell."
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"- Where's my drugs? - There was a little problem."
Weeds
"Some crazy bitch drowned all the shit in her swimming pool."
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"- Wait! Whose swimming pool? - Mine."
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"You got a swimming pool?"
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"With a waterfall and a raft for her kids and everything. It's sweet."
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"- What the fuck happened? - It's... It's a long story."
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"So, no drugs, huh? So..."
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"So, you got my money instead, that's what you're saying?"
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"Here you go. Game over!"
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"- Let's all go home. - I wasn't talking to you, was I?"
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"Was I talking to her? No!"
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"I was talking to Janet Evans, here."
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"- Where's my money? - Heylia's paying you back"
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"for the money you laid out to the Armenians, so..."
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"So, she's paying your debt?"
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"I'm here to pay Conrad's debt."
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"She can go fuck herself."
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"See, that's not gonna work for me."
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"I take cash for the white lady, but I don't want no money for Conrad."
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"No."
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"He is the goose that lays the golden MILF weed."
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"He's my farmer now. I'm gonna buy him some overalls and a straw hat. Yee-haw."
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"Fuck this! Just take your money, and let's end this."
Weeds
"Now, that's no way to talk to your new boss, sharecropper."
Weeds
"You'd better watch your tongue. Now, I bought your chit,"
Weeds
"you're about to grow me some shit."
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"Are we clear? Cos if we're not,"
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"then I can blow a nice, big space out your head"
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"through your ear and maybe you'll hear me better."
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"Come on, Conrad. Let's go."
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"Looking forward to my crop."
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"I'll be in touch."
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"Now, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa."
Weeds
"Where you think you're going?"
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"The way I see it, you still owe me 150 G's, lady."
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