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Clips from Friends with Kids

"Well, then, you told the guy whom you only slept with once, me,"
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"and I wasn't into it, but you were and it's your body, so"
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"You know what? I'm not gonna find my guy till post-baby,"
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"I need to drink on dates."
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"- Really? - Really, really."
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"- Really, really. - Okay, look me in the eye..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"And tell me that you will be 100% committed to this, half the time."
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"I will be 100% committed to this, half the time, maybe even more."
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"Cheers."
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"Puts hair on your chest."
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"Shit, what do we tell our friends?"
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"Oh, don't worry about it. I'm good on my feet."
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"Oh, my God, are you serious?"
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"Yes."
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"It's our dream, we've always wanted you guys to get together!"
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"- Oh, no... - No, we're not going to get together."
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"They're not getting together."
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"They're just gonna fuck one time and have a kid."
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"- Right? - Yeah, pretty much."
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"- Why do you have to call it "fucking," man? - Oh, do we have to do this?"
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"Jule and Jase are trying to tell us something."
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"- Look, we really wanna have a kid. - Yeah."
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"We just don't want to subject that kid to our tragic marriage."
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"Our tragic marriage?"
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"- No, our tragic marriage. - The one we would have."
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"- Us. - I mean, see,"
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"we don't want to fall into the trap that most of our friends have..."
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"We want to do it in a way that doesn't kill the romance and..."
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"Right."
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"The thing is, I'm old. ls the thing."
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"I get it."
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"You want to have a kid, but without all the shit that comes with marriage."
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"- Right. Yes. - Yes."
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"Totally makes sense to me."
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"You are good on your feet. Your pitches must go great."
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"You're welcome."
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"Oh, my God, what about our parents?"
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"Well, your mom will cry, and my dad will write a check."
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"Right."
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"- You don't think she's really upset, do you? - No."
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"- Why are you so upset? - Why?"
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"- Why? Because it's an affront to us. - To us? Like specifically to us?"
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"To all normal people who struggle and make sacrifices"
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"and make commitments to make a relationship work, yes, it's insulting."
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"To us, specifically and in general."
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"- Wow. Okay, Judge Judy. - Judge“."
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"You don't think it's insulting to our way of life?"
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"Our way of..."
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"What?"
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"We're not Mormons or old-timey people. We don't exactly have a way of life, babe."
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"- You know what I mean. - It's a brave new world, honey."
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"There are test-tube babies and surrogate babies"
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"and Jon & Kate Plus 8."
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"I don't think that two friends having a kid together"
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"because it might be her last chance is the worst thing that I ever heard."
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"Two seconds, we'll be right back. Two seconds."
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"Oh, my God, that's the worst idea I've ever heard."
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"Oh, my God. What do we do? What do we say?"
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"I don't know. Nothing. I mean, we can't say anything, right?"
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"We'll be right there, you guys! This is so exciting!"
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"- They're so fucked. - So fucked."
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"- They seem totally on board. Yes. - They're on board."
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"I mean, I get the ticking clock thing for Julie,"
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"but why do you think Jason wants to do this?"
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"I know, I didn't even think he wanted to have kids,"
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"but I know she wanted to have kids eventually, but..."
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"Right."
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"- You think he feels sorry for her? - What? No."
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"No, what, I mean, no."
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"- Not just that. - You think he feels sorry for her."
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"Okay, maybe partly he feels sorry for her. Is that so bad?"
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"I mean, he's got all the time in the world, but this might be it for her."
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"What? "it" for her?"
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"- Oh, no... - That is so fucking insulting!"
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"- Oh, now I'm insulting? - Yes!"
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"She's insulting, I'm insulting, it's a terrible day for you."
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"You're saying it's it for her. I mean, she's not dying."
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"Okay, well, you set her up with a guy, what, four years ago?"
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"- Who was in prison! - God!"
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"I'm just saying, who do we know?"
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"Who do we know, good guys,"
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"who are available and ready to commit in their late thirties?"
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"I don't have anyone for her."
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"It's not that hard. I mean, that's ridiculous."
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"So we find her somebody younger, like your age."
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"Well that's not gonna happen."
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"What do you mean? That's happening right now."
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"With us? That's different."
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"- That's unfair. - Why?"
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"Because, hon, when we met, you were in your twenties."
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"- So? - So, 28, 22, that's hot."
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"38, 32, not so much."
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"Are you seriously telling me that if we met today,"
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"it wouldn't happen?"
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"Honestly, no."
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"Probably not."
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"- You're a super douchebag. - I'm kidding!"
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"- I'm kidding. - I'm gonna strangle you!"
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"- Last question. - Shoot."
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"Did we decide on a method?"
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"Is it worth trying the drunken sex thing once or twice"
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"on the off chance?"
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"- He is not... - Yeah..."
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"And that is... Okay."
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"Sorry."
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"- Thanks. Thanks a lot. - No, no, no. I'm sorry."
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"- It's just weird. - I know."
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"It's like kissing a brother, or something."
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"- Great. - Okay, try again."
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"- For real. - It's fine."
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"Okay."
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"Maybe we should not kiss and just watch the porn."
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"Little more porn."
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"It's just sex, come on."
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"- Just forget it's me for a second. - Okay."
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"- And let's do this. - Okay."
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"- Come on. - Let me just dim the lights a little bit."
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"That's better. I'm sorry I don't have big tits. I know that's your thing."
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"That's okay. I've seen your tits."
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