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Clips from Dude

"You go to Catcher High?"
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"That's a bummer."
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"Uh-hmm. You a Path girl?"
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"Hmm."
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"Enjoy yourself."
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"Yeah, you too."
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"Psst. Madame President?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Were you waiting out here for me with a joint?"
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"I was. Uh, it's an apology joint."
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"No. I should apologize."
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"You were really sweet. I was..."
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"I was a really big bitch, I'm sorry."
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"No. You weren't a bitch, you weren't."
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"I, it's, most guys look so cool to you"
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"and I thought that I would join the ranks of those great uke players, but, uhm..."
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"I found out that I'm not one of those guys,"
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"and I feel really bad that I embarrassed you, I, I didn't..."
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"- I'm just not that kind of girl. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. Uhm, and, and plus, - Okay."
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"I already have dates."
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"I thought prom was your date?"
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"Well, the girls and I were probably gonna go together."
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"Yeah, but, I mean, who are they gonna dance with during slow songs?"
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"You'll be the one running shit, they can't dance with you."
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"Besides, I thought it might be nice if you have someone to give you their coat"
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"if you get cold."
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"Fuck. I'm a bitch. That would be nice. You..."
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"You're so nice, you are. It's just, I have a lot of things..."
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"I'm not that nice."
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"Okay. So, let's just hold our horses."
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"- I'm here with my girls. - Oh, no. No. No. Don't..."
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"Look, it's dark outside, you're probably really drunk,"
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"I could be anyone to you. So, if we're gonna do this,"
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"you need to come over"
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"in the afternoon, it's much better lighting."
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"Give me your phone."
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"You are really fucking nice. Thank you."
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"- See you. - Bye."
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"Bye. Thank you."
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"Fuck yeah."
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"Well, this is fucking cute."
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"Meanwhile, my chocolate chunk prom date is over there feeling on some"
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"just-started-birth-control-titties."
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"Fuck Aaron Jakes and screw that tiny Tinkerbell cunt."
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"I mean, what are we gonna do about tree next year?"
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"That East Coast weed is some schwag-ass shit."
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"I feel like we're gonna be doing, like, cool, like, brooding winter drugs,"
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"like, opium,"
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"you know?"
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"Chloe? Earth to Chloe."
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"What's up?"
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"I, uhm,"
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"I got into NYU this morning."
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"- You better fucking stop. - Oh, my God."
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"- Dude? - Really?"
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"- Hm-mmm. - What? What's wrong?"
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"You love Ol' West City."
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"I think I wanna go to UCSB, like, be close to my mom and stuff."
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"Have you to talked to Lil?"
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"Oh, sorry, excuse me. Hey."
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"Hey. They attached a trash bag to a vaporizer, it's fucking dope, hit it."
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"Wait, what happened to your lip?"
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"Younger boy throwdown?"
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"You fought a little boy?"
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"Mmm. Yeah."
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"- What? Did I miss something? - ...are star people."
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"Oh, my God, something’s off in PussTown USA. I'm so sorry."
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"Uh, ah, Chloe, I know I said get weird and do shrooms and shit,"
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"maybe, maybe you're getting a little too weird?"
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"There's nothing weird about just hanging with your prom date."
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"But hold on, what about those shrooms, though?"
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"It's disgusting, there's splash everywhere."
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"Damn it."
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"Cops, cops with dogs."
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"Shit. Go. Go."
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"- Ah. Becks. Where's Becks? Where... - Find her. Find her, meet me outside, go."
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"Got a little roof on there. A little roof."
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"Oh, what the..."
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"Ah! Ah! What the fuck! Really?"
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"- Becks. - Becks? Becks."
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"- No. - Cops, cops, cops. Come on."
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"Guys, I pulled out two tampons."
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"- Dude, gross. - I know."
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"- How long were they in there? - One was mummified."
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"- So, they're like all... - Yeah."
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"- Like a loom. - No."
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"Like Penelope fighting off suitors."
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"Okay. Come on, we got to go. Come on."
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"All right. Party's over, let's go."
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"Where are you ladies going?"
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"- Uhm... - Yeah?"
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"Our friend Rebecca here just had two tampons inside of her,"
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"and it was quite a struggle to get them out."
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"Maybe you, you have a, a daughter"
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"and you know how difficult tampons can be sometimes."
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"Yeah. She's got a point. Nora just turned 13."
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"I spent an hour outside the bathroom yelling through the door,"
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""Just shove it up there." Tampons."
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"All right, ladies, that's it, come on, party's over. Let's go. Be safe. Come on."
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"Thank you, officers. Thank you."
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"- Anyone else? - Oh, oh, oh."
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"There is this book, it's called It's Perfectly Normal,"
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"it talks about everything from discharge to tampons,"
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"you should really check it out. Thank you so much."
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"That's the most times I’ve heard the word tampon ever."
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"Did she just say discharge?"
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"Hey. Croissants to soak up the poison"
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"that is rotting in your stomachs."
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"Oh, Mr. Bemis loves croissants."
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"I feel like your period is punctuated by two huge dumps,"
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"- one at the beginning and one at the end. - Oh, we're synched. Mc-lin-tock."
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"Yeah, I'm just happy, I won’t have it at prom."
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"Oh, yeah, which apparently you are going to with Sam,"
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"- that's a subtle ditch, Judas. - Oh, your face. I can’t. Too hung over."
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"Where's the tree?"
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"I think we’re Treeless in Seattle."
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"- Not even One Tree Hill? - Nothing."
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"All I’ve got are these weird weed mint strips."
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"Those even work?"
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