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Clips from Click

"You looked like you were having a crazy dream."
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"What?"
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"You're not supposed to lay in the beds, but I do sometimes."
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"I'm back in the store?"
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"I'm young again. I'm young again."
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"Well, I mean, you're not "young" young."
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"I'm young. You're kind of on the back nine."
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"No, no. No. I'm just teeing off, baby."
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"Look at you."
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"You want a friend? You want a friend? I'll be your friend, baby."
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"I'll be your friend. I'll be your-"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Yes, my crappy car!"
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"You mediocre, middle-class piece of shit!"
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"I love you!"
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"Pop, Pop. Pop. There he is. There he is."
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"- What's wrong? What happened? - Nothing's wrong."
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"Everything's incredible, Ma. I just wanted to tell you I love you."
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"- I love you. - I love you so much."
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"You gotta tell me how you do the quarter trick, it's driving me crazy."
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"A magician never reveals his secrets."
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"However, if you invite us over for dinner more-"
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"You come over tomorrow night, and the night after that. Any time you want."
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"- Stop, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - No, I have the heart attacks."
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"Thank you so much for giving birth to me, I know it hurt. Okay?"
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"You have no idea. But, honey, please, stay off the bong pipe."
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"I can't promise you that."
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"Okay. I'm up."
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"What do you think?"
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"If you massage me first."
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"Okay, let's go to sleep."
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"Mom, wake up! There's a crazy noise downstairs."
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"What the heck is going on?"
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"Hey, do you mind? I am trying to concentrate."
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"Here I am, staying up all night..."
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"...trying to come up with activities for our Fourth of July camping trip..."
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"...but you won't let me think!"
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"You want time to think? Why don't you think about the fact that you just wo-"
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"What did you just say?"
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"Yes, you heard me. If you keep up this weird attitude..."
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"...I won't be able to work for a year and have to plan 10 more vacations."
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"- That make you happy? - Did you eat a bad Yodel?"
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"Give me those big lips."
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"- What's going on down here? - Ben. Ben!"
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"Come here. Oh, my God."
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"I missed you, I missed you. Look at you, boy."
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"I'm gonna finish the tree house. We're gonna sleep in it next weekend."
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"From now on, we're gonna exercise and I'm not gonna wear a Speedo."
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"- All right! - All right."
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"And you. Nice jump! I love you."
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"One day, you are gonna be the hottest chick alive."
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"But you still gotta have brains."
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"So tomorrow I'm gonna teach you calculus."
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"You know calculus?"
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"I knew you'd call me on that. Your mom will teach you."
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"Now, get your rest, because tomorrow we're going camping!"
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"I know! It's gonna be the best!"
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"- Put a sweater on! Don't take it off! - Okay, Daddy."
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"Oh, and Sundance!"
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"Doggie years go by very quick, so it's time to enjoy the real thing."
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"Yeah, go get some, baby."
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"What are you doing? What are you doing?"
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"No. Go to Sundance, not the duck."
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"They told me at the pet store it was a female."
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"They lied to me, I guess."
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"- You staying downstairs tonight? - Why? That's getting you going?"
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"It's Fourth of July, I'm gonna celebrate with my wife."
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"Take my time, massage her, make sure she is fully satisfied."
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"But you know, it isn't the Fourth of July, it's only the second."
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"That's even better. Happy second of July, honey."
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"- Think I like this holiday. - Yeah?"
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"I'm gonna go change into my Pocahontas costume."
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"- I'll see you upstairs. - I'll bring the duck."
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"Okay, I gotta call my dad and tell him to get the old tent ready."
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""Like I said, 'Good guys need a break. '"
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"I know you'll do the right thing this time."
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"Love, Morty."
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"P.S.:"
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"Your wife's rocking body still drives me crazy.""
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"Okay, Morty."
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"Hey, who wants to have a pillow fight?"
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