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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Tomz Lemonade/A Tale of Two Lunch Ladies (S01E01)

"Is it just a beverage or is it so much more?"
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"Maybe it's a reminder of a simpler time."
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"[sentimental music] Lightning bugs."
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"Putting a card in the spoke of the wheels of your bike."
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"A time when neighbors knew each other by name."
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"And the sound of children's laughter"
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"wafted through the air."
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"- So true. - Damn it, Jerry, please."
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"Not when I'm going."
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"- Oh, sorry."
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"- Tom, you need to offer people a window to that time."
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"Like a comforting voice that says,"
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""It's going to be okay.""
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"What you need is an old man."
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"- Yes. Love it."
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"- Jerry like-y that. - Old man."
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"That's the whole--that's the whole idea? You're done?"
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"- Tom, this is what we do for a living."
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"Now, normally, we would charge $100,000 for that."
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"Great meeting, guys. Really good."
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"- Thanks for doing this, Grandpa."
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"I really appreciate you helping out."
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"- Oh, thank you for including me."
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"This is gonna be so much fun."
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"- Just be yourself, chat people up."
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"Our brand is all about the simpler times."
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"- It's my strong suit. - Hey, Ms. Munoz."
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"- Hello. What's this? A new employee?"
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"- This is my adorable grandpa."
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"- So nice to meet you. - Let me tell you a story."
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"- Okay. - I had a lemonade stand"
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"on this very block back in 1960."
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"I charged a nickel."
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"- Mm. - My slogan was,"
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""I like Ike, and you will like my lemonade.""
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"- I love it."
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"What a great story. - That's folky."
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"That's folksy stuff right there."
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"- Give me two cups. - Wow, it's actually working."
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"We're up to $10. $90 to go."
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"- Denise, isn't this the cutest lemonade stand ever?"
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"- It's so sweet. I'm putting this on Instagram."
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"- I once dated a girl named Denise."
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"High school sweetheart. - Oh."
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"- Had a caboose on her that wouldn't quit."
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"Just like you. Ho-ho-ho."
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"- Did you just touch my rear end?"
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"- Wait, what? - Oh, no."
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"I was just jabbering on about my old sweetheart."
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"- Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh. No, I saw it."
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"He grabbed her rear end and squeezed it."
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"What the hell, Tom?"
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"- He's just being folksy. He's being folksy."
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"It's like--like in the good old days."
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"- [scoffs] The good old days when people"
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"just molested each other on the street?"
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"- It's a compliment."
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""A caboose that won't quit" is a good thing."
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"- Grandpa. Stop saying caboose. - You know what?"
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"Don't stop. Don't stop what you're doing."
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"The world is watching you, old man, so--"
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"- Please don't record anything. - What's going on?"
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"- Oh, we see you."
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"- Why are all these broads recording me?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, we "broads" now."
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"Okay. - All right. You know what?"
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"We're--we're gonna close up for the day."
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"All sold out, swing on back tomorrow."
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"- Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused."
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"Did he say caboose"
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"or did he actually touch someone's caboose?"
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"- He said caboose, then he--"
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"he did a full palm grab of a woman's rear end."
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"- Like a basketball? - It looked like it."
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"It's on camera. The whole thing is--"
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"- Oh, my gosh. - It's terrible."
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"- Tom, I don't think you're cut out for the business world."
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"- I know. I'm shutting it down. I wanted to help my mom,"
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"but that's just not gonna happen."
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"- Tom, don't give up so easy."
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"A lemonade stand"
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"is a time-honored childhood tradition."
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"- Not with me."
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"You gotta shut it this time. You gotta shut your mouth."
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"- Tom, I know you're stressed"
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"and I know you're on the edge ready to jump--don't do it."
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"- Tom & Gramps is all over social media."
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"They're calling us two generations of molesters."
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"- Yes, I did see that and it doesn't look good."
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"But all you need to do is pivot."
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"The butt grab, where'd that happen?"
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"Tom & Gramps. - Yeah."
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"- So change the name."
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"Something vague like T&G's."
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"- What do you mean?"
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"You could just change the name and keep running the business?"
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"- Yeah, of course. RadioShack is now "The Shack.""
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"Kentucky Fried Chicken is now KFC."
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"The mercenary group, Blackwater is Academi."
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"- This is great. - Yeah. T&G's Lemonade."
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""The only thing we squeeze are the lemons.""
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"- Oh, my God. I love it. - Thank you."
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"- Nelson, you wanna join the company?"
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"- Sure. But you gotta make me a board member."
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"I'm not a front counter apron-wearing type of guy."
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"- All right. You're on the board."
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"Hey, Principal, you awake?"
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"- Yes. What do you mean "am I awake?""
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"- Some people sleep with their eyes open."
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"- We wanna buy some airtime"
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"during the morning announcements, can we do that?"
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"- Yeah. Like Buick and Grey Goose."
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"- You know, to be honest with you, it feels wrong,"
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"but I do really admire your guys' hustle."
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"So I'll give you 30 seconds. That's it."
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"- Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Hey, gang, it's your principal here."
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"The following is a paid ad, okay?"
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"It's frowned upon. It's illegal."
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"And if you could just not say anything to your parents,"
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