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"I'm sorry you're stuck with Mrs. Talbot, but you can't stay here."
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"Come on. I never ask for anything."
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"I told you, it's just not a good time."
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"God. Ever since Mom died,"
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"you've really sucked in the big sister department."
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"Don't do that. Don't try to make me feel bad to get what you want."
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"Just so you know, whatever you thought Joe and I were doing the other night,"
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"we're definitely gonna be doing it tonight."
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"Ah!"
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"Next."
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"My phone just quit working."
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"I can't imagine why. You always put it down with such grace?"
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"What do we use it for, primarily?"
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"Mostly just texting and Facebook."
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"You have more computing power in your pocket"
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"than NASA did when they put a man on the moon,"
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"but you use it for "mostly texting and Facebook.""
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"This is why humanity's doomed."
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"You know what? I don't need your smug "tech guy" attitude."
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"Where's your manager?"
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"I'm gonna go get him. Just hang on. Hold on."
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"Hello. I'm the manager. Something I can help you with, miss?"
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"You just lost yourself a customer, smart-ass."
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"I did? Do you think I'll be able to find another one, or..."
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"Next!"
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"I need a new phone."
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"Okay. What kind of specs are you looking for?"
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"These actually just came in."
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"Yeah. Sure. That one."
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"Okay."
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"If you could just... wait till I run the card..."
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"All right."
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"Never mind. I trust you."
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"Something in your eyes says you're a normal, completely sane person."
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"Need me to transfer a SIM card over?"
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"No! I want all new everything."
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"- New phone, new number, new service. - Okay."
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"Now, off the books, for $100 cash, I could jailbreak it."
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"You can have every app you'll ever need."
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"No, I just want it however it comes."
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"Okay."
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"Here you go."
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"That's good?"
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"Anything else I can help you with?"
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"No."
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"Okay."
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"Next."
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"- What the hell is this? - What?"
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"This app!"
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"Why is it on there?"
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"That's weird. Did you buy it?"
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"When could I have done that? You literally just turned it on."
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"Okay. Deep breath."
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"Um... We'll just delete it. Here."
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"It won't let you delete it!"
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"Just give it to me."
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"All right. We're on Yelp. Doc's Wireless."
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"Please leave a review. Appreciate it."
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"Hey. What app was she talking about?"
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"Hey! Watch where you're going!"
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"- Sorry. - Stupid bitch."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You again? Are you an idiot?"
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"Look what you did to my Lexus!"
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"Hey! I'm talking to you!"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Let her go."
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"- What are you gonna do about it? - What am I gonna do about it?"
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"You can leave and nobody gets hurt."
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"Or you can stick around and find out that I'm all sorts of crazy."
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"And I mean the type of crazy where I just found out I'm gonna die,"
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"and maybe I feel like taking a white man with me."
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"So, the choice is yours. I really don't give a damn."
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"Relax, man. It was just a fender bender. Jesus."
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"You okay?"
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"You're seeing stuff too, aren't you?"
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"So am I."
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"What I wanna know is, why us?"
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"Because we downloaded it."
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"No, that's not it."
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"Other people download it, and they find they're living to be 100."
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"It told me I violated the user agreement."
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"Right. You know, it said the same thing to me."
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"Did you read it?"
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"The terms and conditions? Every word."
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"Really?"
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"No."
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"You wanna buy a ticket to Antarctica? Hmm?"
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"Well, you can't."
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"Because only the government and the Illuminati have access to Antarctica."
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"See? The sons of bitches!"
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"Okay. What if we go somewhere else?"
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"No, it's okay. There's nowhere to go back and read it."
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"I think that there's gotta be something there that could tell us."
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"You people need to wake up."
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"Because if we go there,"
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"we'll be able to see that Antarctica is the edge of the flat earth."
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"I guess anything's possible, Ger."
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"What if there's a way for us to look at that user agreement again?"
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"Hey, track with me."
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"What if we got someone to download it"
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"just so we could see the terms, and we don't accept it?"
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"No! That is wrong."
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"Trust me."
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"Hey, question for you guys."
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"Have any of you heard about this new app that tells you when you're gonna die?"
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"Sounds like bullshit."
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"Or maybe that's just what they want you to think."
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"Anyway, it's called Countdown."
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"I don't feel good about this."
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"It's fake. Like the Holocaust, huh?"
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"Never mind. Go ahead."
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"Thank you."
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""Camera. Microphone. Location.""
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine."
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""User agreement. Accept terms and conditions?""
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"Wait, wait, wait! Are you crazy?"
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"You should never accept the terms and conditions without reading them first."
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"Okay. "User shall use the application.""
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"Yada, yada, yada."
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