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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - The Third Wheel (S04E04)

"Oh, look at the time."
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"And on a personal note, I have an announcement to make."
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"I have always found happiness in serving the good people of Point Place."
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"But after talking to a dear friend..."
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"I realized that church is just not where the party is, if you know what I mean."
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"So I'm resigning as your pastor..."
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"thanks to my friend Red Forman."
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"Red, give the crowd a wave."
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"Well, if you weren't going to hell before, you're going first class now."
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"Kelso, you should tell Jackie where you go."
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"That way, when she wants to do it, she can find you and do it."
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"Boy, do I want to do it."
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"Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words:"
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""I don't know.""
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""Where are you going?" "I don't know.""
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""What are you thinking about?" "I don't know.""
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""Who's that under you?" "I don't know.""
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"You see, it's bulletproof."
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"I don't know."
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"Hyde, what the hell?"
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"What is she doing in my seat?"
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"I don't know."
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"That's a good one, Kelso."
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"Just sit on the floor."
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"The floor? Why don't I sit on the floor?"
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"Visitors get the floor, all right? And that's you, Terri Tube Top."
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"Oh, and by the way, it's winter!"
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"You're a drag."
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"Okay, well, sayonara, Yoko."
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"What? We're kind of the Beatles."
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"So it's just supposed to be guys' night out, right?"
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"And in walks Hyde's skank of the week to wreck it all."
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"Years of friendship trumped by one pair of lopsided boobs."
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"because I'm nice."
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"I had to talk to my dad's new girlfriend about the sex they had last night."
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"Yeah, okay, you win."
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"You know, at first, I thought it was great my dad had a friend."
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"But when I found out they were doin' it..."
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"it took things to, like, a sick place, you know?"
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"And it really made me realize that my mom is gone."
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"- Like, gone. - Maybe you should say something."
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"No. He's been through so much."
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"- I mean, I want him to be happy, you know? - Yeah."
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"So Bob's sleeping with Joanne, huh?"
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"God, am I, like, the only guy in Point Place who's not gettin' any?"
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"Yes. Yes, you are."
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"- And you think that's funny? - Yes. Yes, I do."
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"a very holy book in a very unholy place."
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"Kitty, I had nothing to do with Dave leaving the church."
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"You know, God works in mysterious ways."
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"- "Let he who is without"... - Oh, can it."
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"Well, the torch-carrying mob will be here any minute. Better turn on the light."
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"They won't need a light."
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"They've got torches."
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"Rhonda? How'd you get in here?"
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"I used my key."
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"Well, it's not because everyone doesn't want you to have one."
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"That's for sure."
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"- Don't sweat it, small stuff. We're all part of the gang. - Excuse me?"
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"Uh, no."
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"I had to kiss butt for, like, a year to be part of this gang."
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"That was you being nice?"
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"Good God! She thinks she was being nice?"
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"Look, all I know is you are not a part of this gang."
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"Really?"
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"Well..."
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"Snow White..."
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"why don't we wrestle for it?"
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"And if I win, I'm in."
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"Street rules. No tap-outs."
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"- Okay, okay, you're in! - Yea! I'm in!"
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"That's nice, but..."
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"maybe you should wrestle her anyways."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"All right. Shirts off! Let's get it on!"
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"Oh, good. You're both here."
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"Look, I know you two are together..."
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"and, Dad, I want you to be happy."
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"But I just don't think I'm ready for this."
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"Joanne! When did you get here?"
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"- Dad! - Bob!"
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"All right. Donna, what do you want us to do?"
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"- You want us to stop seeing each other? - No. No."
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"It's just that..."
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"Well, could you go back to lying to me?"
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"I mean, that seemed to work."
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"I am always in favor of lying when it comes to children."
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"Bob, we were honest with Donna..."
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"and now she's being honest with us."
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"We'll hold off on the overnight visits for a while."
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"Thank you. Thanks. That's really... Thanks."
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"Well, if you're not staying the night, we'd better get upstairs."
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"Oh, hey, Hyde. Is that you?"
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"I didn't recognize you without Skankarilla hanging off your face."
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"Are you still on this? It's like having a wife."
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"Listen, don't flatter yourself. I'd only marry someone who's nice to his friends."
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"Her friends. Shut up. The... The point is..."
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"Yeah, man, I get the point. And you can drop it, all right? She dumped me."
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"- What? - Yeah. She said she didn't like you."
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"I told her, "Too bad. We're friends." And that was it."
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"Oh, man, I feel terrible. Is there anything I can do?"
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"I don't know, man. I kind of really liked her."
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"Forman, 10 lousy bucks can't replace Jill."
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"Yeah."
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"Jill who?"
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"Okay."
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"- Hey, Red. - Dave, what's with you?"
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"You don't just up and leave the church..."
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"because I invited you to a basketball game on Sunday."
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"Red, you said it yourself."
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"There are six guys who would take my place. No one would notice."
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"Sit down, Dave."
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"Let me tell you a little story..."
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"about three bags of dog crap."
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"One on my front porch, one in my mailbox..."
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"and one in the backseat of my car..."
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"all from people who are so upset about losing you..."
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"Really? My congregation..."
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"has turned to vandalism and petty harassment on account of me?"
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"I am truly blessed."
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