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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - You've Come a Long Way, Baby (S01E01)

"You'd better get dressed. Good, good."
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"Felix, look, I got the hats and everything."
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"Oh, cute."
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"I wrote three different kinds of speeches"
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"in case we win the award for the best skit:"
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"that humble/warm, cocky/funny and dignified/classy."
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"How about honest?"
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"That's a fourth possibility."
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"I want to have a little talk with you."
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"Well, Felix, we don't have time to talk..."
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"but we do have time to rehearse the skit,"
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"after you get dressed."
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"Felix, I don't see how we can lose unless..."
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"What are you holding?"
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"You got your hands on something."
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"What is that? It's a bassinet."
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"Bassinet? There's no bassinet in the sketch."
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"What's it for?"
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"It's a baby."
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"Baby? But there's no baby"
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"in the sketch, either."
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"Felix, I don't have time"
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"to get a teeny-tiny hat for a baby."
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"What is it?"
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"His mother left him at my studio."
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"Isn't that perfect?"
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"Isn't that beautiful?"
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"The biggest night of my life,"
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"you come home with an abandoned baby."
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"He's not abandoned."
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"An abandoned Oriental baby!"
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"Isn't he cute?"
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"Cute won't get us laughs tonight, Felix."
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"I'm sure his mother left him by mistake."
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"Maybe she thought he was one of my dolls."
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"Felix, I knew you had a teddy bear."
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"I didn't know you had a doll."
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"At my studio,"
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"I use dolls to set the lighting."
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"Then I put in the real baby."
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"But they're both bundled up in blankets."
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"It could happen."
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"A mother can make an honest mistake."
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"Come on, Felix, I doubt that."
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"I told you, I begged you, no crazy surprises."
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"He's not a crazy surprise."
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"No? You bring home a Chinese baby"
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"to your average bachelor."
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"I bet ten out of ten times, it's a crazy surprise."
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"Unless your bachelor happens to be Chinese,"
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"which means he's in a lot of trouble."
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"Oh, you woke the baby."
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"You made him cry."
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"Now we're even. He's making me cry."
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"He's ruining my evening."
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"He's not ruining your evening."
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"You always overreact to everything."
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"I'm going to do the sketch."
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"I'll wear the funny hat."
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"His mother will be here."
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"Take things in your stride."
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"Felix, the only thing I can't take in my stride is you."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Oh, come on, look at him."
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"See his little teeth?"
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"He's going to bite you."
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"Hold him, hold him, hold him!"
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"I've got to make him some hot milk."
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"That's it."
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"When is his mother going to come?"
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"I left a note on the studio door."
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"She'll be here any minute. You'll see."
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"Pat him, pat him nice."
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"Pat him? Pat him where?"
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"Under here? Where do you think?"
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"I don't know..."
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"Felix?"
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"Yes."
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"I've only got one dress shirt."
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"How many do you need?"
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"Two."
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"Say "excuse me.""
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"Don't forget, don't mention that baby"
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"when Nancy gets here. Why not?"
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"Well, she's a doctor, but she's also a woman."
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"She'll want to take care of the baby."
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"We'll never get to the dinner on time."
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"That's perfect."
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"What's perfect?"
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"If the mother's late, Nancy can baby-sit"
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"while you and I go on to the dinner and do the skit."
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"Are you crazy?"
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"It's a big, formal affair."
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"I want my girl there."
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"Besides, it'd be the first place I ever took her"
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"where she could get all dressed up."
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"Oh, that's nice. You're a real romantic."
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"Well, I want her to see the skit."
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"She's never seen me hilarious."
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"She ever seen you cocky/funny?"
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"Ooh, you are dribbling on your chin."
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"You're dribbling."
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"Test the temperature of the milk, please."
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"Ow!"
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"What'd you do?"
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"Well, you told me to test the milk."
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"That's the way you test bath water, not milk."
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"Where's the butter?"
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"The milk burned my elbow."
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"Your elbow poisoned the milk."
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"You don't put butter on a burn."
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"You put cold water."
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"Not ice water."
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"Cold water from the tap."
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"Everybody I know uses butter."
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"Then everybody you know is wrong!"
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"Felix, every day, in every way,"
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"I know why your wife left you."
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"Listen, don't you have the mother's name"
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"in a record so we can call her up?"
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