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Clips from Beef House - Bus Driver (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 5 ★ 7.2/10 (1,035 ratings) 274 clips
Comedy
All right, losers. The game is five alive.
"All right, losers. The game is five alive."
Beef House
Deuces and twos are wild.
"Deuces and twos are wild."
Beef House
-Whoo-hoo! -Good luck, everybody,
"-Whoo-hoo! -Good luck, everybody,"
Beef House
and don't forget this is strip poker,
"and don't forget this is strip poker,"
Beef House
so get ready to show me the good stuff.
"so get ready to show me the good stuff."
Beef House
I better win, or y'all going to see
"I better win, or y'all going to see"
Beef House
the tip of my pepper.
"the tip of my pepper."
Beef House
I wouldn't mind seeing that pepper.
"I wouldn't mind seeing that pepper."
Beef House
Y'all going to see my nipples soon enough.
"Y'all going to see my nipples soon enough."
Beef House
Ever since you guys became my neighbors,
"Ever since you guys became my neighbors,"
Beef House
I can't wait for these game nights.
"I can't wait for these game nights."
Beef House
Oh, well, we can't wait to see
"Oh, well, we can't wait to see"
Beef House
what you got under that pink sweatshirt!
"what you got under that pink sweatshirt!"
Beef House
-Whoo!
"-Whoo!"
Beef House
Nothing beats game night at the Beef House.
"Nothing beats game night at the Beef House."
Beef House
Everybody show!
"Everybody show!"
Beef House
Ben, you owe me some gold.
"Ben, you owe me some gold."
Beef House
-Drop down. -Take it off, Ben Hur.
"-Drop down. -Take it off, Ben Hur."
Beef House
Show me those Serbian titties.
"Show me those Serbian titties."
Beef House
Yes!
"Yes!"
Beef House
-He shoots. He scores. -That is hot, Tim.
"-He shoots. He scores. -That is hot, Tim."
Beef House
Yay! All right!
"Yay! All right!"
Beef House
Let's get another one going.
"Let's get another one going."
Beef House
-Oh! -Double or nothing.
"-Oh! -Double or nothing."
Beef House
Hey, hey, uh, how about another beer, bartender?
"Hey, hey, uh, how about another beer, bartender?"
Beef House
Very funny.
"Very funny."
Beef House
Hey, um, glad you guys are having such a great time,
"Hey, um, glad you guys are having such a great time,"
Beef House
and, Tim, I love that gold blouse,
"and, Tim, I love that gold blouse,"
Beef House
but it's time to wrap it up because I got to go to bed.
"but it's time to wrap it up because I got to go to bed."
Beef House
But why? You don't have a job.
"But why? You don't have a job."
Beef House
Okay, Mr. Smarty Pants.
"Okay, Mr. Smarty Pants."
Beef House
I, in fact, do have a job.
"I, in fact, do have a job."
Beef House
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
"Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?"
Beef House
-You've got a job? -You're bullshitting.
"-You've got a job? -You're bullshitting."
Beef House
Yes, I do have a job.
"Yes, I do have a job."
Beef House
Tomorrow morning, I start as a big-boy bus driver.
"Tomorrow morning, I start as a big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
Wait a minute, you're going to be a big-boy bus driver?
"Wait a minute, you're going to be a big-boy bus driver?"
Beef House
That's right. Tomorrow is my first day,
"That's right. Tomorrow is my first day,"
Beef House
so I need a solid 8 hours of sleep, okay, everyone?
"so I need a solid 8 hours of sleep, okay, everyone?"
Beef House
All right, Mr. big-boy bus driver.
"All right, Mr. big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
We'll keep it down. We'll be quiet as church mice.
"We'll keep it down. We'll be quiet as church mice."
Beef House
Thanks, buddy. 2, 3, 4...
"Thanks, buddy. 2, 3, 4..."
Beef House
* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whoo! Hey!
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whoo! Hey!"
Beef House
* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
-Hey! -* All through the town
"-Hey! -* All through the town"
Beef House
Good night, Mr. big-boy bus driver.
"Good night, Mr. big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
Good night!
"Good night!"
Beef House
* Beef House
"* Beef House"
Beef House
* Beef House * Beef House
"* Beef House * Beef House"
Beef House
* Beef
"* Beef"
Beef House
Honey, I know you're sleeping, but I just want to tell you
"Honey, I know you're sleeping, but I just want to tell you"
Beef House
I love you, and I really respect our marriage,
"I love you, and I really respect our marriage,"
Beef House
and that's why I have a surprise for you.
"and that's why I have a surprise for you."
Beef House
I got a job as a big-boy bus driver,
"I got a job as a big-boy bus driver,"
Beef House
and I start in the morning,
"and I start in the morning,"
Beef House
and I hope you'll be proud of me.
"and I hope you'll be proud of me."
Beef House
I love you.
"I love you."
Beef House
Okay. Time for my solid 8 hours of sleep.
"Okay. Time for my solid 8 hours of sleep."
Beef House
Tim: There we go. Pass it over!
"Tim: There we go. Pass it over!"
Beef House
-Give it up. -Pass it over.
"-Give it up. -Pass it over."
Beef House
-Shh! -There we go.
"-Shh! -There we go."
Beef House
I'm trying to sleep!
"I'm trying to sleep!"
Beef House
-Yeah! -Yeah!
"-Yeah! -Yeah!"
Beef House
* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whee-hee! Whoo-hoo!
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round * Whee-hee! Whoo-hoo!"
Beef House
* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *
"* The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
* All through the town
"* All through the town"
Beef House
Oh, there he is, my big-boy bus driver.
"Oh, there he is, my big-boy bus driver."
Beef House
-How you feeling this morning? -Not too hot.
"-How you feeling this morning? -Not too hot."
Beef House
You guys kept me up all night.
"You guys kept me up all night."
Beef House
I got that stupid song still in my head.
"I got that stupid song still in my head."
Beef House
Have no fear, my big-boy bus commandeer.
"Have no fear, my big-boy bus commandeer."
Beef House
Ron just brewed up a fresh pot of joe,
"Ron just brewed up a fresh pot of joe,"
Beef House
and I got some for you.
"and I got some for you."
Beef House
All you got to do is guzzle down that rocket fuel,
"All you got to do is guzzle down that rocket fuel,"
Beef House
and you will be on autopilot all day long, my friend.
"and you will be on autopilot all day long, my friend."
Beef House
-It's a little hot. -It's strong too, yeah. Thanks.
"-It's a little hot. -It's strong too, yeah. Thanks."
Beef House
All right. Good luck. Get out there.
"All right. Good luck. Get out there."
Beef House
You're going to do great. Give me a kiss.
"You're going to do great. Give me a kiss."
Beef House
All right. Go get them, big-boy bus driver!
"All right. Go get them, big-boy bus driver!"
Beef House
Here we go. * The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *
"Here we go. * The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round *
"* 'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round *"
Beef House
Hey, Boro. If you hurry up, you can catch Eric.
"Hey, Boro. If you hurry up, you can catch Eric."
Beef House
He'll give you a ride to school today.
"He'll give you a ride to school today."
Beef House
I'm not going to school. I couldn't sleep.
"I'm not going to school. I couldn't sleep."
Beef House
I had very bad night diarrhea.
"I had very bad night diarrhea."
Beef House
I need to go get some wet paper towels.
"I need to go get some wet paper towels."
Beef House
This new brand of decaf tastes just as good as the real shit.
"This new brand of decaf tastes just as good as the real shit."
Beef House
And it don't even give me the jitters.
"And it don't even give me the jitters."
Beef House
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Decaf?!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Decaf?!"
Beef House
Shit.
"Shit."
Beef House
Beef.
"Beef."
Beef House
Oh!
"Oh!"
Beef House
Oh. What's going on?
"Oh. What's going on?"
Beef House
Nothing. Everything is fine.
"Nothing. Everything is fine."
Beef House
What time is it? I thought you were driving the bus all day.
"What time is it? I thought you were driving the bus all day."
Beef House
I'm just going to go nap.
"I'm just going to go nap."
Beef House
Holy shit. I'm on my way.
"Holy shit. I'm on my way."
Beef House
Now what?
"Now what?"
Beef House
Oh. City bus accident.
"Oh. City bus accident."
Beef House
Lots of people dead.
"Lots of people dead."
Beef House
The bus drove right off a bridge.
"The bus drove right off a bridge."
Beef House
Everyone but the bus driver drowned in the lake.
"Everyone but the bus driver drowned in the lake."
Beef House
It's horrible. Got to go.
"It's horrible. Got to go."
Beef House
But just...
"But just..."
Beef House
O to the M to the F to the G!
"O to the M to the F to the G!"
Beef House
I'm busy!
"I'm busy!"
Beef House
Eric, I'm coming in, okay?
"Eric, I'm coming in, okay?"
Beef House
Now, I know something is up.
"Now, I know something is up."
Beef House
All right? I'm not stupid. I can figure things out.
"All right? I'm not stupid. I can figure things out."
Beef House
You come home all dirty, and then I found out what's --
"You come home all dirty, and then I found out what's --"
Beef House
Ow!
"Ow!"
Beef House
Oh, whoa, whoa!
"Oh, whoa, whoa!"
Beef House
It's my leg. It's my leg.
"It's my leg. It's my leg."
Beef House
I'm going to take a look, okay?
"I'm going to take a look, okay?"
Beef House
-Aah! -Oh, my God!
"-Aah! -Oh, my God!"
Beef House
The bone is poking out of my skin!
"The bone is poking out of my skin!"
Beef House
Here's what we're going to do. Does that hurt?
"Here's what we're going to do. Does that hurt?"
Beef House
Aah!
"Aah!"
Beef House
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