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Clips from C.H.U.D.

Movies 1984 88 min ★ 5.6/10 (15,853 ratings) 971 clips
Sci-Fi Horror

Credits

Hi, you've reached the new residence of ah, George Cooper and Lauren Daniels.
"Hi, you've reached the new residence of ah, George Cooper and Lauren Daniels."
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We will spare you the agony of a cute, little message, however, if you'd like to leave one, wait for the beep.
"We will spare you the agony of a cute, little message, however, if you'd like to leave one, wait for the beep."
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- George, this is Derek. - Hi, Derek.
"- George, this is Derek. - Hi, Derek."
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Look, George, I know you're there. You're just not answering the phone.
"Look, George, I know you're there. You're just not answering the phone."
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Smart, Derek.
"Smart, Derek."
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George, this is really important so I'm asking you as a personal favor,
"George, this is really important so I'm asking you as a personal favor,"
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please, just pick up the phone and talk to me, okay?
"please, just pick up the phone and talk to me, okay?"
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Okay, Derek.
"Okay, Derek."
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- All right, George, listen. - All right, Derek.
"- All right, George, listen. - All right, Derek."
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Our deadline on the follow-up article is Friday, that's tomorrow.
"Our deadline on the follow-up article is Friday, that's tomorrow."
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I can't write a word, until you give me the pictures.
"I can't write a word, until you give me the pictures."
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Have you found the bag lady yet? Have you found her brother?
"Have you found the bag lady yet? Have you found her brother?"
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George, I can't afford to miss this deadline. It's not just the money, it's my credibility.
"George, I can't afford to miss this deadline. It's not just the money, it's my credibility."
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I mean, these guys are not holding their breath, waiting for a story about a bunch of subterranean bums.
"I mean, these guys are not holding their breath, waiting for a story about a bunch of subterranean bums."
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Just give me any pictures. I don't care what they are. What do you say?
"Just give me any pictures. I don't care what they are. What do you say?"
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All right, Derek, you made your point.
"All right, Derek, you made your point."
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- Hey, George? - Yeah?
"- Hey, George? - Yeah?"
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- Who was that? - Uh, that was a wrong number.
"- Who was that? - Uh, that was a wrong number."
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Wrong number left a message?
"Wrong number left a message?"
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- You'd better start getting ready. - Ready for what?
"- You'd better start getting ready. - Ready for what?"
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- For what, we have a photo session. - What photo session?
"- For what, we have a photo session. - What photo session?"
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Wait a minute. You are talking about a photo session that I have today?
"Wait a minute. You are talking about a photo session that I have today?"
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This is today we're talking about, with the client, Tony and everybody there?
"This is today we're talking about, with the client, Tony and everybody there?"
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- What are you doing? - I have a pimple.
"- What are you doing? - I have a pimple."
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Why are you putting makeup on your ass?
"Why are you putting makeup on your ass?"
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'Cause it's where the pimple is.
"'Cause it's where the pimple is."
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And what are we shooting, a centerfold?
"And what are we shooting, a centerfold?"
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It's a perfume ad, remember?
"It's a perfume ad, remember?"
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And what are you wearing in this perfume ad?
"And what are you wearing in this perfume ad?"
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- Perfume. - Whoa! That's it?
"- Perfume. - Whoa! That's it?"
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- That's all you're wearing? - Yeah.
"- That's all you're wearing? - Yeah."
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Great.
"Great."
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I don't ever remember agreeing to this. You know what I'm saying?
"I don't ever remember agreeing to this. You know what I'm saying?"
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This is some more of that plastic fashion crap that I told you I didn't want to do anymore?
"This is some more of that plastic fashion crap that I told you I didn't want to do anymore?"
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Was I drunk?
"Was I drunk?"
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Were we making love?
"Were we making love?"
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Come on, let's forget about this and stay here.
"Come on, let's forget about this and stay here."
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You know, make stuff up.
"You know, make stuff up."
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It's at 10:00, Alderson Studios, we're booked, you're shooting.
"It's at 10:00, Alderson Studios, we're booked, you're shooting."
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Come on, don't make me do this, I've been up all night.
"Come on, don't make me do this, I've been up all night."
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Do you know which box my jewelry case is in?
"Do you know which box my jewelry case is in?"
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It's still down in the basement.
"It's still down in the basement."
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Wait, wait. You brought up all your camera stuff,
"Wait, wait. You brought up all your camera stuff,"
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and left my things in the basement? My, my jewelry?
"and left my things in the basement? My, my jewelry?"
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You know, don't you think you better get it?
"You know, don't you think you better get it?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Hi, Derek, it's good to hear your voice.
"Hi, Derek, it's good to hear your voice."
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- Hi! - Hi.
"- Hi! - Hi."
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Hi, are you the people who are subletting Morton's studio?
"Hi, are you the people who are subletting Morton's studio?"
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- Yeah. - Uh, to live in?
"- Yeah. - Uh, to live in?"
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Yeah, we're improvising.
"Yeah, we're improvising."
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Well, if you need anything, I'm Francine. This is Justin.
"Well, if you need anything, I'm Francine. This is Justin."
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- I'm Lauren. Hi. - You're a photographer, too?
"- I'm Lauren. Hi. - You're a photographer, too?"
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I'm the model. George is the photographer.
"I'm the model. George is the photographer."
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I gotta go. I roped him into doing a fashion shoot.
"I gotta go. I roped him into doing a fashion shoot."
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- Good luck. - Thanks!
"- Good luck. - Thanks!"
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Shit.
"Shit."
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No, I can't use the adds from the old--
"No, I can't use the adds from the old--"
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That's not the point, Derek! The point is I don't want to.
"That's not the point, Derek! The point is I don't want to."
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I want new photographs for a new article.
"I want new photographs for a new article."
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And I can't find the people that I got to take pictures of. They're--
"And I can't find the people that I got to take pictures of. They're--"
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I don't know where they are!
"I don't know where they are!"
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I don't know, Derek. What do bums do on their day off?
"I don't know, Derek. What do bums do on their day off?"
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That's funny. Did you make that up?
"That's funny. Did you make that up?"
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Not-- No.
"Not-- No."
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Not today either. I can't help you today.
"Not today either. I can't help you today."
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I cannot do anything today! Why?
"I cannot do anything today! Why?"
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Because today I'm gonna shoot Lauren.
"Because today I'm gonna shoot Lauren."
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Okay? Goodbye!
"Okay? Goodbye!"
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Tuesday. Hey, boss.
"Tuesday. Hey, boss."
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This one's got your name on it.
"This one's got your name on it."
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Hays, get on the stolen car ring.
"Hays, get on the stolen car ring."
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- What about the Kirby case? - This is more important.
"- What about the Kirby case? - This is more important."
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Than a potential homicide?
"Than a potential homicide?"
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Kirby isn't a homicide, he's a missing person.
"Kirby isn't a homicide, he's a missing person."
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I can't tie up the whole force just because some guy decided to, walk out on his wife.
"I can't tie up the whole force just because some guy decided to, walk out on his wife."
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This is the fourth time the guy's walked out on his wife in the last two weeks.
"This is the fourth time the guy's walked out on his wife in the last two weeks."
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Yeah, what'd you turn up on the others?
"Yeah, what'd you turn up on the others?"
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- Nothing, but-- - Right, nothing.
"- Nothing, but-- - Right, nothing."
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So they're filed under missing persons. Now, if they turn up great, fine. I'm delighted.
"So they're filed under missing persons. Now, if they turn up great, fine. I'm delighted."
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But I can't waste any more time on this.
"But I can't waste any more time on this."
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- But, Captain, you're not thinkin'-- - Hays, look.
"- But, Captain, you're not thinkin'-- - Hays, look."
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I don't wanna bore you with crime statistics, but, uh,
"I don't wanna bore you with crime statistics, but, uh,"
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just between you and me, they're not going down.
"just between you and me, they're not going down."
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Now, file Kirby under missing persons and get on with it.
"Now, file Kirby under missing persons and get on with it."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Uh, Chief O'Brien, please. This is Captain Bosch.
"Uh, Chief O'Brien, please. This is Captain Bosch."
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All right, I'll take it.
"All right, I'll take it."
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- O'Brien. - Chief, this is Bosch.
"- O'Brien. - Chief, this is Bosch."
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- Look, I can't keep a lid on this any longer. - You've got to.
"- Look, I can't keep a lid on this any longer. - You've got to."
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You don't understand, I can't.
"You don't understand, I can't."
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- No. - Chief!
"- No. - Chief!"
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- You don't understand, It's not my decision. - I know that, but--
"- You don't understand, It's not my decision. - I know that, but--"
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Well, if you know that, then you know there's nothing I can do about it.
"Well, if you know that, then you know there's nothing I can do about it."
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You've got your orders, Bosch, now carry them out.
"You've got your orders, Bosch, now carry them out."
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- Sanderson? - Yes, sir.
"- Sanderson? - Yes, sir."
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Sanderson, umm,
"Sanderson, umm,"
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Run down the blotter, and give me everything we've got in the, vicinity of Lafayette Street.
"Run down the blotter, and give me everything we've got in the, vicinity of Lafayette Street."
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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Hey, Bosch! What's happening?
"Hey, Bosch! What's happening?"
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Nothing for you today, Murph.
"Nothing for you today, Murph."
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Nothing, huh? You know, you cops will never learn.
"Nothing, huh? You know, you cops will never learn."
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I said nothing, Murphy.
"I said nothing, Murphy."
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That's a dead giveaway. Now, I know something's wrong.
"That's a dead giveaway. Now, I know something's wrong."
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See if you guys were smart, what you do is you, palm me off a little tidbit of information.
"See if you guys were smart, what you do is you, palm me off a little tidbit of information."
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That way I'd never know the difference.
"That way I'd never know the difference."
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Okay. I'll let you in on it.
"Okay. I'll let you in on it."
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I'm about to interrogate a bag lady we just nabbed on a charge of petty theft.
"I'm about to interrogate a bag lady we just nabbed on a charge of petty theft."
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Not bad. Not bad, Bosch.
"Not bad. Not bad, Bosch."
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All right. What we got here?
"All right. What we got here?"
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She tried to lift my gun. I nabbed her.
"She tried to lift my gun. I nabbed her."
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All by yourself?
"All by yourself?"
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This happened at Lafayette and Houston?
"This happened at Lafayette and Houston?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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- What's her story? - Who knows? She won't talk.
"- What's her story? - Who knows? She won't talk."
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- You let her make a phone call? - Who, her?
"- You let her make a phone call? - Who, her?"
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She's entitled to one call. Let her make it.
"She's entitled to one call. Let her make it."
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Terrific, wonderful, you look great. You look like a million bucks.
"Terrific, wonderful, you look great. You look like a million bucks."
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You got a date later on tonight? Give a smile, huh?
"You got a date later on tonight? Give a smile, huh?"
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