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Clips from Cheers - Diane's Allergy (S03E03)

Come on.

"Come on."

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I DID IT. I DID IT.

"I DID IT. I DID IT."

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I WENT OUT...

"I WENT OUT..."

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I got her a great birthday present.

"I got her a great birthday present."

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YOU MEAN IT'S CARLA'S BIRTHDAY ALREADY AGAIN?

"YOU MEAN IT'S CARLA'S BIRTHDAY ALREADY AGAIN?"

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I'M TELLING YOU, THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TIME GOES ZZZZZT.

"I'M TELLING YOU, THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TIME GOES ZZZZZT."

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NO, NO, COACH. THIS IS JUST A REAL GIFT

"NO, NO, COACH. THIS IS JUST A REAL GIFT"

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TO MAKE UP FOR THOSE GAG GIFTS WE GOT--

"TO MAKE UP FOR THOSE GAG GIFTS WE GOT--"

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A REAL GIFT WHICH BETTER BE GOOD.

"A REAL GIFT WHICH BETTER BE GOOD."

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HI, SWEETHEART.

"HI, SWEETHEART."

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HEY, UH...CARLA?

"HEY, UH...CARLA?"

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MANY HAPPY RETURNS.

"MANY HAPPY RETURNS."

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NO, THANKS.

"NO, THANKS."

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NO MORE HILARIOUS GIFTS, OK?

"NO MORE HILARIOUS GIFTS, OK?"

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MY SIDES ARE STILL SORE FROM LAST WEEK.

"MY SIDES ARE STILL SORE FROM LAST WEEK."

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CARLA, IT'S A VERY NICE GIFT.

"CARLA, IT'S A VERY NICE GIFT."

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OH, YEAH?

"OH, YEAH?"

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WHAT DOES IT DO?

"WHAT DOES IT DO?"

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EXPLODE...

"EXPLODE..."

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STINK...

"STINK..."

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OR MAKE DISGUSTING SOUNDS?

"OR MAKE DISGUSTING SOUNDS?"

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NO, NO, NO. THIS IS THE REAL GIFT, CARLA...

"NO, NO, NO. THIS IS THE REAL GIFT, CARLA..."

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WHICH BETTER BE GOOD.

"WHICH BETTER BE GOOD."

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HUH!

"HUH!"

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OHH!

"OHH!"

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Coach: WOW.

"Coach: WOW."

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OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

"OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL."

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OH, I LOVE THIS. IT'S PERFECT!

"OH, I LOVE THIS. IT'S PERFECT!"

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OH! THIS MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING, I THINK.

"OH! THIS MAKES UP FOR EVERYTHING, I THINK."

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WELL, UM...

"WELL, UM..."

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YOU KNOW IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO SAY THANKS, BUT...

"YOU KNOW IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME TO SAY THANKS, BUT..."

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THANKS, GUYS.

"THANKS, GUYS."

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HEY, WAY TO GO, CLIFF.

"HEY, WAY TO GO, CLIFF."

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WAY TO GO.

"WAY TO GO."

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THANKS, GUYS.

"THANKS, GUYS."

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OH, HEY, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE BEST PART, THOUGH.

"OH, HEY, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE BEST PART, THOUGH."

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THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT

"THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT"

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MAKES THE WORDS "I AM HORNY AS A HOOT OWL"

"MAKES THE WORDS "I AM HORNY AS A HOOT OWL""

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APPEAR RIGHT ON THE BACK.

"APPEAR RIGHT ON THE BACK."

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GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

"GET HIM OUT OF HERE."

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OH! OH, WHOA.

"OH! OH, WHOA."

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WHOA. WHOA! W-W-WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. OOH! OW!

"WHOA. WHOA! W-W-WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. OOH! OW!"

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SEE YOU TOMORROW, GANG.

"SEE YOU TOMORROW, GANG."

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GOOD NIGHT, CLIFF.

"GOOD NIGHT, CLIFF."

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EXCUSE ME, SAM.

"EXCUSE ME, SAM."

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SOMETHING'S BEEN TROUBLING ME.

"SOMETHING'S BEEN TROUBLING ME."

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I THINK I GAVE YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION A WHILE AGO

"I THINK I GAVE YOU THE WRONG IMPRESSION A WHILE AGO"

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THAT DIANE AND I ARE UNHAPPY.

"THAT DIANE AND I ARE UNHAPPY."

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NO! NO.

"NO! NO."

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WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.

"WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT."

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IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT.

"IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT."

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[STUFFY] HELLO, EVERYONE.

"[STUFFY] HELLO, EVERYONE."

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HELLO, SWEETHEART.

"HELLO, SWEETHEART."

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HELLO, DIANE.

"HELLO, DIANE."

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AH-CHOO!

"AH-CHOO!"

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AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?

"AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?"

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DIANE, I'M AFRAID WE'VE MOVED PAST "GESUNDHEIT."

"DIANE, I'M AFRAID WE'VE MOVED PAST "GESUNDHEIT.""

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WE'RE NOW ON OUR WAY TO "STUFF A SOCK IN IT."

"WE'RE NOW ON OUR WAY TO "STUFF A SOCK IN IT.""

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FRASIER!

"FRASIER!"

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I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW I WAS JOKING.

"I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW I WAS JOKING."

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HOW COME YOU STILL HAVE ALLERGIES

"HOW COME YOU STILL HAVE ALLERGIES"

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IF I'VE GOT DIANE?

"IF I'VE GOT DIANE?"

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DIANE?

"DIANE?"

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THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS PAVLOV.

"THAT'S WHAT HE CALLS PAVLOV."

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DON'T ASK.

"DON'T ASK."

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WELL, DIANE, ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?

"WELL, DIANE, ARE YOU FEELING ANY BETTER?"

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THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL TRACES OF PAVLOV

"THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL TRACES OF PAVLOV"

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IN THE APARTMENT WHICH I CANNOT REMOVE.

"IN THE APARTMENT WHICH I CANNOT REMOVE."

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AND SHE'S REALLY TRIED.

"AND SHE'S REALLY TRIED."

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SO FAR, I'VE HAD IT FUMIGATED.

"SO FAR, I'VE HAD IT FUMIGATED."

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I'VE HAD ALL THE FURNITURE REUPHOLSTERED.

"I'VE HAD ALL THE FURNITURE REUPHOLSTERED."

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I'VE HAD THE WALLPAPER STEAMED OFF.

"I'VE HAD THE WALLPAPER STEAMED OFF."

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LOOKS DARNED GOOD, INCIDENTALLY.

"LOOKS DARNED GOOD, INCIDENTALLY."

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WE DISCOVERED NATURAL BRICK ON MOST OF ONE WALL,

"WE DISCOVERED NATURAL BRICK ON MOST OF ONE WALL,"

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AND I THINK THE PLACE REALLY NEEDED REDECORATING.

"AND I THINK THE PLACE REALLY NEEDED REDECORATING."

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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT LINOLEUM IN THE LIVING ROOM?

"HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT LINOLEUM IN THE LIVING ROOM?"

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WHAT?

"WHAT?"

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A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT.

"A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT."

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I'M ALMOST SURE I'VE SEEN PICTURES...

"I'M ALMOST SURE I'VE SEEN PICTURES..."

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THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!

"THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"

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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE."

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DENIAL, EVASION, REPRESSION!

"DENIAL, EVASION, REPRESSION!"

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I DEVOTED MYSELF PROFESSIONALLY TO FIGHTING ALL OF THESE,

"I DEVOTED MYSELF PROFESSIONALLY TO FIGHTING ALL OF THESE,"

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AND NOW I'M WADING IN THEM...UPSTREAM!

"AND NOW I'M WADING IN THEM...UPSTREAM!"

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OK. OK. KEEP THE CARPET.

"OK. OK. KEEP THE CARPET."

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DIANE, WE'RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO KNOW

"DIANE, WE'RE INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO KNOW"

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HOW OFTEN ALLERGIC REACTIONS ARE PSYCHOSOMATIC.

"HOW OFTEN ALLERGIC REACTIONS ARE PSYCHOSOMATIC."

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GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT.

"GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT."

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MAYBE ON SOME SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL,

"MAYBE ON SOME SUBCONSCIOUS LEVEL,"

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YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE LIVING WITH ME.

"YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE LIVING WITH ME."

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FRASIER, IT'S THE DOG. I KEEP TELLING YOU...

"FRASIER, IT'S THE DOG. I KEEP TELLING YOU..."

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[SQUEAKY VOICE] it's the dog!

"[SQUEAKY VOICE] it's the dog!"

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THE VOICE.

"THE VOICE."

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DIANE, THE DAMN DOG IS GONE.

"DIANE, THE DAMN DOG IS GONE."

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SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!

"SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!"

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I DON'T WANT TO GO ON PUTTING YOU THROUGH ALL THIS.

"I DON'T WANT TO GO ON PUTTING YOU THROUGH ALL THIS."

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[SQUEAKY] Frasier...

"[SQUEAKY] Frasier..."

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I've made a commitment here.

"I've made a commitment here."

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OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT READY YET

"OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT READY YET"

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FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT.

"FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT."

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PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE, PERHAPS NOT.

"PERHAPS SOMEDAY YOU WILL BE, PERHAPS NOT."

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WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

"WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE."

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No! I'm going to make this work.

"No! I'm going to make this work."

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DIANE, PLEASE DON'T HOLD ONTO THIS FOR ME.

"DIANE, PLEASE DON'T HOLD ONTO THIS FOR ME."

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I LOVE YOU,

"I LOVE YOU,"

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BUT I THINK YOUR HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT.

"BUT I THINK YOUR HEALTH IS MORE IMPORTANT."

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Maybe you're right.

"Maybe you're right."

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I'M SURE I'M RIGHT.

"I'M SURE I'M RIGHT."

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NOW, LISTEN.

"NOW, LISTEN."

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GO AND GARGLE AND SPRAY YOUR THROAT.

"GO AND GARGLE AND SPRAY YOUR THROAT."

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USE YOUR INHALER.

"USE YOUR INHALER."

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TAKE YOUR ANTIHISTAMINE AND PUT NOSE DROPS IN.

"TAKE YOUR ANTIHISTAMINE AND PUT NOSE DROPS IN."

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USE WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN FIND IN THAT PHARMACY YOU CALL A PURSE.

"USE WHATEVER ELSE YOU CAN FIND IN THAT PHARMACY YOU CALL A PURSE."

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Well, Sam?

"Well, Sam?"

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Aren't you going to gloat?

"Aren't you going to gloat?"

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[SQUEAKY VOICE] I like to think I'm above that, Diane.

"[SQUEAKY VOICE] I like to think I'm above that, Diane."

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NOW, AM I NUTS, OR IS THAT KIND OF SEXY?

"NOW, AM I NUTS, OR IS THAT KIND OF SEXY?"

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AW, FRASIER, I'M-- THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK.

"AW, FRASIER, I'M-- THAT'S A TOUGH BREAK."

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DAMN IT, SAM. I REALLY THOUGHT

"DAMN IT, SAM. I REALLY THOUGHT"

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WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT WORK IN A BIG WAY.

"WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT WORK IN A BIG WAY."

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