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Clips from Cheers - Diane's Allergy (S03E03)

I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF FOR A PARAGRAPH OR TWO.

"I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF FOR A PARAGRAPH OR TWO."

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WHAT WAS HE SAYING?

"WHAT WAS HE SAYING?"

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SAM, FRASIER AND I CAME TO AN IMPORTANT DECISION

"SAM, FRASIER AND I CAME TO AN IMPORTANT DECISION"

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TONIGHT AFTER DINNER.

"TONIGHT AFTER DINNER."

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SAM, BRACE YOURSELF.

"SAM, BRACE YOURSELF."

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DIANE AND I ARE GOING TO COHABITATE.

"DIANE AND I ARE GOING TO COHABITATE."

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IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?

"IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?"

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WELL, I GUESS IT'S CHEAPER THAN A PIANO PLAYER.

"WELL, I GUESS IT'S CHEAPER THAN A PIANO PLAYER."

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THIS IS PREDICTABLE.

"THIS IS PREDICTABLE."

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MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN.

"MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN."

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NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT.

"NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT."

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SAM, I'M GOING TO MOVE INTO FRASIER'S FASHIONABLE TOWNHOUSE.

"SAM, I'M GOING TO MOVE INTO FRASIER'S FASHIONABLE TOWNHOUSE."

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AND WHERE'S FRASIER GOING TO MOVE TO?

"AND WHERE'S FRASIER GOING TO MOVE TO?"

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SAM, I BELIEVE YOU'RE BEING DELIBERATELY OPAQUE--

"SAM, I BELIEVE YOU'RE BEING DELIBERATELY OPAQUE--"

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FRASIER... HE'S MAKING A JOKE.

"FRASIER... HE'S MAKING A JOKE."

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HA HA HA.

"HA HA HA."

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OH. SHOOT.

"OH. SHOOT."

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SO YOU TWO ARE GOING TO SHACK UP TOGETHER?

"SO YOU TWO ARE GOING TO SHACK UP TOGETHER?"

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YES. I DECIDED IT WAS TIME.

"YES. I DECIDED IT WAS TIME."

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I SUDDENLY REALIZED THE ONLY THING THAT SPOILED AN EVENING WITH DIANE

"I SUDDENLY REALIZED THE ONLY THING THAT SPOILED AN EVENING WITH DIANE"

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WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER.

"WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER."

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REALLY? THAT WAS ONE OF MY HIGHLIGHTS.

"REALLY? THAT WAS ONE OF MY HIGHLIGHTS."

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SAM, WE KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HAS HURT YOU,

"SAM, WE KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HAS HURT YOU,"

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BUT YOUR DEFENSIVENESS ABOUT IT

"BUT YOUR DEFENSIVENESS ABOUT IT"

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IS BECOMING ANNOYING.

"IS BECOMING ANNOYING."

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LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECTED ME TO DO

"LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECTED ME TO DO"

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WHEN YOU TOLD ME, BUT TRUTH IS, THIS DOES NOT BOTHER ME.

"WHEN YOU TOLD ME, BUT TRUTH IS, THIS DOES NOT BOTHER ME."

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I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU TWO KIDS.

"I AM VERY HAPPY FOR YOU TWO KIDS."

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WELL, THANK YOU, SAM. WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

"WELL, THANK YOU, SAM. WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER."

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THE ONLY THING THAT COULD STAND IN THE WAY OF A TOTAL COMMITMENT NOW

"THE ONLY THING THAT COULD STAND IN THE WAY OF A TOTAL COMMITMENT NOW"

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WOULD BE PAVLOV'S RESPONSE.

"WOULD BE PAVLOV'S RESPONSE."

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YOU SEE, THAT'S MY LITTLE JOKE, SAM.

"YOU SEE, THAT'S MY LITTLE JOKE, SAM."

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PAVLOV IS MY DOG, YOU SEE,

"PAVLOV IS MY DOG, YOU SEE,"

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AND, WELL, I COULDN'T RESIST THE WITTICISM.

"AND, WELL, I COULDN'T RESIST THE WITTICISM."

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LET ME EXPLAIN, SAM. YOU SEE, PAVLOV--

"LET ME EXPLAIN, SAM. YOU SEE, PAVLOV--"

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NO, THAT'S OK. I KNOW ALL ABOUT PAVLOV, PAVLOV'S RESPONSE--

"NO, THAT'S OK. I KNOW ALL ABOUT PAVLOV, PAVLOV'S RESPONSE--"

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DROOLING AT THE SOUND OF A DINNER BELL.

"DROOLING AT THE SOUND OF A DINNER BELL."

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I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE,

"I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE,"

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BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO CALL IT.

"BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO CALL IT."

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I HAD A PUPPY ONCE.

"I HAD A PUPPY ONCE."

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MY EX-WIFE TOOK HER. LITTLE BITCH.

"MY EX-WIFE TOOK HER. LITTLE BITCH."

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ABOUT THIS HIGH.

"ABOUT THIS HIGH."

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OH, FRASIER, WE LEFT CARLA'S PRESENT IN THE CAR.

"OH, FRASIER, WE LEFT CARLA'S PRESENT IN THE CAR."

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OH, I'LL GET IT.

"OH, I'LL GET IT."

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I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING.

"I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING."

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I'M SO INEBRIATED WITH JOY OVER THIS SITUATION...

"I'M SO INEBRIATED WITH JOY OVER THIS SITUATION..."

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OR ELSE THE SAKI MADE ME CROCKY.

"OR ELSE THE SAKI MADE ME CROCKY."

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HEY! HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME HE WAS FUNNY.

"HEY! HEY, NOBODY TOLD ME HE WAS FUNNY."

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NOW YOU KNOW WHY.

"NOW YOU KNOW WHY."

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THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING NEWS.

"THAT'S PRETTY EXCITING NEWS."

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WELL, YES. WE FELT IT WAS TIME.

"WELL, YES. WE FELT IT WAS TIME."

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WELL, I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD.

"WELL, I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD."

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BECAUSE WE'LL NEED IT?

"BECAUSE WE'LL NEED IT?"

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NO. GOSH, NO.

"NO. GOSH, NO."

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I THINK YOU TWO ARE A PAIR MADE IN HEAVEN.

"I THINK YOU TWO ARE A PAIR MADE IN HEAVEN."

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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKEPTICS SAY.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKEPTICS SAY."

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I SAY THE TWO OF YOU WILL LAST...

"I SAY THE TWO OF YOU WILL LAST..."

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LET'S SEE. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?

"LET'S SEE. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?"

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SAM, YOU'RE HURTING NOW, AREN'T YOU?

"SAM, YOU'RE HURTING NOW, AREN'T YOU?"

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ADMIT IT.

"ADMIT IT."

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IT'S NOT IN THE LEAST SURPRISING THAT YOU'RE BITTER

"IT'S NOT IN THE LEAST SURPRISING THAT YOU'RE BITTER"

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BECAUSE I NEVER TOOK THIS STEP WITH YOU,

"BECAUSE I NEVER TOOK THIS STEP WITH YOU,"

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BUT WHAT FRASIER AND I HAVE TOGETHER

"BUT WHAT FRASIER AND I HAVE TOGETHER"

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IS MORE SUBSTANTIAL.

"IS MORE SUBSTANTIAL."

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WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING...

"WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING..."

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TEMPESTUOUS AT TIMES,

"TEMPESTUOUS AT TIMES,"

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BUT...THERE WAS NO FUTURE IN THAT.

"BUT...THERE WAS NO FUTURE IN THAT."

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YEAH. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT EXCITEMENT STUFF.

"YEAH. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT EXCITEMENT STUFF."

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I MEAN, TOO MUCH OF THAT, AND SOON YOU'RE STARTING

"I MEAN, TOO MUCH OF THAT, AND SOON YOU'RE STARTING"

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TO EXPECT LIFE TO BE...ENJOYABLE.

"TO EXPECT LIFE TO BE...ENJOYABLE."

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AND ONE DAY, YOU WAKE UP, AND...

"AND ONE DAY, YOU WAKE UP, AND..."

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ALL THOSE YEARS OF PLEASURE HAVE GONE BY,

"ALL THOSE YEARS OF PLEASURE HAVE GONE BY,"

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AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR IT?

"AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SHOW FOR IT?"

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HAPPINESS.

"HAPPINESS."

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HOW TRUE.

"HOW TRUE."

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HERE IT IS.

"HERE IT IS."

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WHERE'S OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL?

"WHERE'S OUR BIRTHDAY GIRL?"

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SHE'S IN THE BACK. SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.

"SHE'S IN THE BACK. SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE."

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SAM, WOULD YOU CALL HER?

"SAM, WOULD YOU CALL HER?"

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CARLA!

"CARLA!"

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I HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO DO.

"I HAVE A GREAT DEAL TO DO."

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WE WANT TO START MOVING MY CLOTHES IN TONIGHT.

"WE WANT TO START MOVING MY CLOTHES IN TONIGHT."

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FRASIER, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOSET SPACE?

"FRASIER, DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOSET SPACE?"

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LOADS, DIANE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

"LOADS, DIANE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT."

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CARLA, FRASIER AND DIANE HERE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU.

"CARLA, FRASIER AND DIANE HERE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU."

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BE STILL, MY HEART.

"BE STILL, MY HEART."

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MANY HAPPY RETURNS, CARLA.

"MANY HAPPY RETURNS, CARLA."

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YEAH, YEAH.

"YEAH, YEAH."

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BEAUTIFUL WRAPPING.

"BEAUTIFUL WRAPPING."

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OH, YES, COACH. EXQUISITE WRAPPING.

"OH, YES, COACH. EXQUISITE WRAPPING."

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NOW LET'S GET TO THE JOKE.

"NOW LET'S GET TO THE JOKE."

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HUH!

"HUH!"

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OHH, DIANE, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL.

"OHH, DIANE, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL."

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FRASIER PICKED THEM OUT.

"FRASIER PICKED THEM OUT."

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THANK YOU, FRASIER.

"THANK YOU, FRASIER."

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DON'T MENTION IT. SAM, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE VINO

"DON'T MENTION IT. SAM, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE VINO"

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TO BREAK THEM IN?

"TO BREAK THEM IN?"

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YEAH. I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST.

"YEAH. I WANT TO MAKE A TOAST."

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I WANT TO TOAST TO THE TWO PEOPLE

"I WANT TO TOAST TO THE TWO PEOPLE"

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WHO HAD ENOUGH CLASS TO GET ME A REAL GIFT.

"WHO HAD ENOUGH CLASS TO GET ME A REAL GIFT."

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TO DIANE AND FRASIER.

"TO DIANE AND FRASIER."

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NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I GIVE FINE DRIBBLE CRYSTAL,

"NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I GIVE FINE DRIBBLE CRYSTAL,"

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I NEVER TIRE OF IT.

"I NEVER TIRE OF IT."

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SO, UH... HOW'S IT GOING, CARLA?

"SO, UH... HOW'S IT GOING, CARLA?"

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FINE, THANK YOU,

"FINE, THANK YOU,"

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BUT, SAY, DON'T THINK I DON'T APPRECIATE

"BUT, SAY, DON'T THINK I DON'T APPRECIATE"

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BUSY GUYS LIKE YOU CARING ENOUGH TO ASK.

"BUSY GUYS LIKE YOU CARING ENOUGH TO ASK."

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I THINK SHE'S STILL SORE ABOUT THE GAG GIFTS.

"I THINK SHE'S STILL SORE ABOUT THE GAG GIFTS."

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SHE'S MORE THAN SORE.

"SHE'S MORE THAN SORE."

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SHE'S HURT, OFFENDED, AND RESENTFUL.

"SHE'S HURT, OFFENDED, AND RESENTFUL."

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YEP. IF SHE WERE WEARING DIRTY BUNNY SLIPPERS,

"YEP. IF SHE WERE WEARING DIRTY BUNNY SLIPPERS,"

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SHE COULD BE VERA.

"SHE COULD BE VERA."

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IT'S OUR FAULT, REALLY, YOU KNOW?

"IT'S OUR FAULT, REALLY, YOU KNOW?"

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IF WE HAD CHIPPED IN TOGETHER, WE COULD'VE GOTTEN SOMETHING NICE.

"IF WE HAD CHIPPED IN TOGETHER, WE COULD'VE GOTTEN SOMETHING NICE."

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IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

"IT'S NOT TOO LATE."

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WE CAN STILL GIVE HER A SURPRISE.

"WE CAN STILL GIVE HER A SURPRISE."

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JUST BUY HER A REAL GIFT.

"JUST BUY HER A REAL GIFT."

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WELL, I'M A KNOWLEDGEABLE SHOPPER.

"WELL, I'M A KNOWLEDGEABLE SHOPPER."

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I'LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE CHARGE OF OPERATION "MAKE GOOD."

"I'LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE CHARGE OF OPERATION "MAKE GOOD.""

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WAIT JUST A SECOND HERE. ARE WE SURE

"WAIT JUST A SECOND HERE. ARE WE SURE"

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