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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bris (S05E05)

"- Blood. - Oh, how's the baby?"
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"- There's nothing wrong with the baby. - The circumcision went fine."
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"Thank God the flincher didn't harm the baby."
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"I'll get you for this. This is my business, my life!"
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"No one ruins it for me, no one!"
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"Here's my card."
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"Get out of my way!"
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"I can't do it."
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"Look what they did to my boy. They massacred my boy."
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"You really do the worst Godfather I've ever heard. You're not even close."
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"Oh, that's the flicks."
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"It's a '76 Chevy Impala."
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"They stole it right in front of the hospital."
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"I saw the guy drive off in it."
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"Well, he's about 5 feet tall..."
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"...hairless..."
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"...pink complexion."
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"Looks like a pig."
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"Yeah, all right, thank you. Thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"So any word from the pig-man?"
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"- No. - No."
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"And he's not a pig-man, is he?"
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"No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient."
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"Myra. Stan."
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"- Don't touch him. - What's the matter?"
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"You're out, Jerry. Out as godfather. You too, Elaine. You're both out."
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"- But I didn't do any- - No buts. We've made up our minds."
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"We want Kramer. He showed us how much he cares about Steven."
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"Don't ever go against the family, Jerry."
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"Godfather."
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"- Godfather. - Yes."
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"To me, what's really amazing, that for every job that there is in the world..."
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"...there's someone willing to do it."
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"Someone goes, " I will stand in the tunnel breathing exhaust..."
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"...watching the cars go by, making sure everything's okay.""
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"Someone goes, " I will work behind the elephant with the big shovel.""
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"Doctors go, "Yes, I will confine myself..."
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"...to one particularly objectionable part of the human body..."
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"...all day, every day. I will do it.""
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"I think people that are unemployed are not really unable to find work..."
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"...they're just easily disgusted."
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""Yes, I'm starving, and my family has no clothing or shelter..."
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