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Clips from Archer - Three to Tango (S06E06)

"To raise my child?"
Archer
"Our child, Lana. And yes. And--"
Archer
"Can we talk about this later?"
Archer
"Oh, we're definitely gonna talk about it later,"
Archer
"I can promise you that."
Archer
"And-- [Sighs] Can you promise"
Archer
"that even though Conway--"
Archer
"Literally-- --stabbed you in the back,"
Archer
"that you won't do anything revenge-y and stupid"
Archer
"when he opens the door?"
Archer
"Hmm. I want to say..."
Archer
"No! Revenge rampage!"
Archer
"[Objects shattering] [Groans]"
Archer
"A-ya!"
Archer
"[Yells]"
Archer
"[Groans]"
Archer
"[Yells]"
Archer
"A-ya! [Cymbals crash]"
Archer
"[Screams]"
Archer
"[Yells]"
Archer
"[Groans]"
Archer
"[Humming tango music]"
Archer
"[Tango music continues]"
Archer
"[Continues humming]"
Archer
"You mother-- [Screams]"
Archer
"[Grunts] [Choking]"
Archer
"[Grunts] [Glass shatters]"
Archer
"[Continues humming]"
Archer
"[Fighting continues]"
Archer
"[Continues humming]"
Archer
"[Both panting]"
Archer
"[Both yelling]"
Archer
"[Fighting continues]"
Archer
"How do you still have two hands?"
Archer
"You cyborg son of a bi--"
Archer
"[groans]"
Archer
"[Music stops]"
Archer
"You're out...of sugar."
Archer
"[Groans] [Raspy voice] Oh, good. You're making tea."
Archer
"'Cause I could use some with honey and lemon."
Archer
"[Coughs] And bourbon."
Archer
"But actually, without the honey and lemon"
Archer
"and the tea."
Archer
"So just bourbon."
Archer
"Yeah, I doubt if-- [Coughs] [Groans]"
Archer
"[Normal voice] Oh, shut up. Don't ruin it. I had something for--"
Archer
"Puke Skywalker? Mm."
Archer
"God damn it!"
Archer
"Anyway, I doubt the robot has any bourbon,"
Archer
"and I'm not really in the mood for a WD-40 and coke."
Archer
"Unless that is, literally, the only thing to drink."
Archer
"I think I might be concussed."
Archer
"Hell hath no fury, huh? Meaning?"
Archer
"As a woman scorned. Lana, remember?"
Archer
"I kinda scorned you last time we met?"
Archer
"[Chuckling] Yeah, you are definitely concussed."
Archer
"Not to mention a decepticon!"
Archer
"Where the hell did you get a bionic hand?"
Archer
"Uh..."
Archer
"[Whirring] So..."
Archer
"what's new? How you been?"
Archer
"Sharper image? Uh-huh."
Archer
"Sounds more like Krieger."
Archer
"Jesus Christ! Will he not rest"
Archer
"until we've all been enslaved by Skynet?"
Archer
"Hey, we are leaving in five, so--"
Archer
"Right after I enjoy this mate and caña smoothie"
Archer
"[Coughs]"
Archer
"Although "enjoy" is maybe a bit strong."
Archer
"Ugh. Conway, grab whatever you need,"
Archer
"presumably some fresh nine-volts,"
Archer
"and let's get this extraction going."
Archer
"I can't. I don't have the intel yet."
Archer
"What intel? Slater said, "extraction.""
Archer
"When he asked us to come rescue you."
Archer
"From what? Your mom's antique vagina?"
Archer
"You son of a-- [Growls]"
Archer
"Hey! Enough, you two!"
Archer
"[Both] Tell him that! Pretty sure I just did."
Archer
"Now, what and where is this "intel"?"
Archer
"It's a computer file with the real identity"
Archer
"of every single CIA agent"
Archer
"operating in central and South America."
Archer
"Argentina's using it for leverage,"
Archer
"threatening to trade it to the Soviets."
Archer
"Wait. Isn't Argentina our ally?"
Archer
"You'd think, right? After we threw them that lovely coup?"
Archer
"So, the file is on the mainframe computer"
Archer
"of the Argentine secret intelligence service."
Archer
"Okay. Here's what we do-- How about maybe let him finish?"
Archer
"Hmm. Okay. But then we go with my plan."
Archer
"The mainframe is a standalone in a secure vault."
Archer
"Hardened, keycard, and retinal scan entry."
Archer
"On the top floor of the intelligence building itself,"
Archer
"which is heavily guarded at all times,"
Archer
"by Argentine special ops on standing orders"
Archer
"to shoot to kill any and all unauthorized personnel."
Archer
"You mentioned something about a plan?"
Archer
"[Sighs] I mean, he obviously thinks he has a plan, so whatever."
Archer
"Let's hear it."
Archer
"[Toilet flushing]"
Archer
"[Humming]"
Archer
"[Gasps]"
Archer
"Where is it? Where's what?"
Archer
"What are you-- I flushed it!"
Archer
"[Gasps] I will kill you! [Choking]"
Archer
"Where you stand!"
Archer
"[Choked scream] [Woman] Hey!"
Archer
"Is it too much to ask, during the goddamn work day,"
Archer
"for two separate sessions of 80 uninterrupted minutes each"
Archer
"of quality dump time?"
Archer
"[Gasping] I mean, I'm not a labor attorney."
Archer
"Yes, it is entirely too much to ask!"
Archer
"I thought so, yeah."
Archer
"So I'll pass that on to who or whomever asked."
Archer
"And if you harmed one single hair"
Archer
"on her little brown head, I will--"
Archer
"Whose head? Wait, do what?"
Archer
"Baby A.J.!"
Archer
"She's missing! [Both gasp]"
Archer
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