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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sexy Dance Fighting (S01E01)

"It's Portuguese for “exchange of strands.""
Bob's Burgers
"Sounds momentous."
Bob's Burgers
"This very day, she's becoming a woman, exchanging her strands."
Bob's Burgers
"- Wait. That's What it says? - Yeah. That's What it says."
Bob's Burgers
"It says she's becoming a woman?"
Bob's Burgers
"Well, yeah. Take a look."
Bob's Burgers
"- What are you gonna do about it, Bob? - Doesn't say becoming a woman."
Bob's Burgers
"No. Read into it."
Bob's Burgers
"It says, “exchange of strands." it's exchanging strands."
Bob's Burgers
"Has nothing about her becoming a woman."
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"- What are you saying, Bob? - What are you saying, Teddy?"
Bob's Burgers
"I just- If my daughter was becoming a woman, I would want to be there."
Bob's Burgers
"- She's not becoming a woman, Teddy. - No, but if she was, I'm saying."
Bob's Burgers
"- She's not my daughter. - You were the one who just said it again."
Bob's Burgers
"- Get out. Get out, Teddy. - I want to pay my bill!"
Bob's Burgers
"- Get out of my restaurant! - I want to pay my bill."
Bob's Burgers
"Here's your bill- $4.16, pervert."
Bob's Burgers
"Four dollars and- Pervert? Pervert?"
Bob's Burgers
"- Pervert. - Who you calling pervert?"
Bob's Burgers
"- It's written on the bill. - Here's your $4.16, Bob."
Bob's Burgers
"Best of luck."
Bob's Burgers
"There's a million restaurants I can go to."
Bob's Burgers
"Then go to them all, Teddy!"
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"- I'm sorry, Teddy. I get carried away. - No. I blew my stack."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm sorry."
Bob's Burgers
"It's just, she's growing up so fast."
Bob's Burgers
"Also, I crapped my pants yesterday."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, I know. I heard. [ Laughs]"
Bob's Burgers
"-[Clears Throat] - Listen, I got to close up shop."
Bob's Burgers
"I have somewhere to be."
Bob's Burgers
"So you really do have to get out."
Bob's Burgers
"' [Grunts] '[Groaning]"
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"[ Grunts] Brazil."
Bob's Burgers
"- That's my son. -[Jairo Grunting]"
Bob's Burgers
"Ugh! God."
Bob's Burgers
"Brazil! [ Grunts]"
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"[Grunting]"
Bob's Burgers
"And I'm, uh- Brazil. Finished."
Bob's Burgers
"Congratulations, Neil."
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"You have earned your yellow cord."
Bob's Burgers
"Tina, you're next."
Bob's Burgers
"All right!"
Bob's Burgers
"Go, Tina! You're doing great."
Bob's Burgers
"[Jairo Grunting]"
Bob's Burgers
"-[Grunts] - Hyah!"
Bob's Burgers
"So glad you came, Bobby."
Bob's Burgers
"She looks like she's having a good time."
Bob's Burgers
"-[Grunting] -[Grunting]"
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"- '-Ivan! Brazil! -[Grunts]"
Bob's Burgers
"Thank you. The test is complete."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm sorry, Tina, but you have failed."
Bob's Burgers
"-[Scattered Applause] - Have a seat."
Bob's Burgers
"The next student testing for her yellow corda is Janelle."
Bob's Burgers
"Hey, hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait."
Bob's Burgers
"Please do not interrupt the ceremony, Bob."
Bob's Burgers
"Give her the stupid cord. Can't you see how much this means to her?"
Bob's Burgers
"I'm sorry, Bob, but she did not perform the five elementary motions..."
Bob's Burgers
"so she will not be receiving her yellow corda."
Bob's Burgers
"What? She did better than Neil."
Bob's Burgers
"- That kid was a mess out there. - What?"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, you know it's true."
Bob's Burgers
"Tina did all five of the elementary weird motions, I think."
Bob's Burgers
"She did that one."
Bob's Burgers
"She did that one a lot."
Bob's Burgers
"Is this because I made you poop your pantalonas?"
Bob's Burgers
"-[Onlookers Murmur] - This isn't about me. it's about Tina."
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, is that What you think?"
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"All right. That's it. I'm taking a corda."
Bob's Burgers
"- Ow! - Don't touch"
Bob's Burgers
"Ponytail!"
Bob's Burgers
"- Stop that. - Make me."
Bob's Burgers
"[ Gasps]"
Bob's Burgers
"Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!"
Bob's Burgers
"Then skin him and Wear him like a costume."
Bob's Burgers
"All right, Louise. All right."
Bob's Burgers
"- All right, here we go. - Bobby, don't do this."
Bob's Burgers
"I have to stand up for Tina."
Bob's Burgers
"But, Bob, look at the clock."
Bob's Burgers
"It's 4:28."
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"I know, Lin. I know, and if I poop, I poop."
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"- Oh, Bobby. -[Jairo] Come on!"
Bob's Burgers
"[ Chanting] Jairo! Jairo! Jairo! Jairo! Jairo!"
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"- [Chanting Continues] -[Grunts]"
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"Ow! [Chuckles] All right, hold on."
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"- I wasn't ready that time, so- - Brazil!"
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"- Ponytail! - Ow!"
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"Keep your sphincter tight, Bobby."
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"- I'm okay, Lin. - Use this, Dad."
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"- Ow! Louise- -[Louise] Sorry."
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"- Ponytail! - Ow!"
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"- Brazil! -[Groans]"
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"-[Groans] - Hey, you want some more?"
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"- Um- - Hyah!"
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"- Ow! - Make it stop, Mom."
Bob's Burgers
"-[Jairo] Brazil! -[Bob Groans]"
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"[ Thinking] Dad was right."
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"- Jairo is just a jerk- - Ponytail!"
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"A sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk"
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"Go, Dad! Come on. Dad, Dad!"
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"[ Chanting] Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"
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"[Chanting Continues]"
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"Thanks, Tina. I got him right where I want him"
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"- [Chanting Continues] - Ow!"
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"- Keep going. - Hyah!"
Bob's Burgers
"Ow! Ow!"
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"- Hey, nice form. - Thanks."
Bob's Burgers
"Sorry Jairo knocked you down 25 to 30 times..."
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"in front of everyone."
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah. Sorry I couldn't get your yellow corda."
Bob's Burgers
"It's okay. Thanks for getting beat up for me."
Bob's Burgers
"- Hmm. - Anyway, I'm kind of interested..."
Bob's Burgers
"in Russian kettlebell strength training now."
Bob's Burgers
"[ Bob] Don't make me watch this 'cause I-"
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"- I'll show Mom. - Yeah."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, I have a surprise for you."
Bob's Burgers
"- You got a promotion. - Really? I get a raise?"
Bob's Burgers
"No, but you get these yellow dish gloves."
Bob's Burgers
"I present to you your yellow gloves."
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"So much fun."
Bob's Burgers
"Well, we better get going."
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