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Clips from Modern Family - See You Next Fall (S02E02)

"I'm here for you."
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"Until 2 P.M. tomorrow, when my flight leaves for Vegas."
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"Where were you? Did you bring the bread?"
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"I was stuck outside that gate"
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"for 10 minutes before it opened."
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"So no bread?"
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"- We got to get that thing fixed. - Ay!"
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"What happened to your eye?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"It's droopy."
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"What do you mean, droopy?"
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"Aah. I don't like the look of that, Jay."
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"Here, let me check something."
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"Put that thing away. I saw my dermatologist."
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"He was checking for moles or something."
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"He probably got some numbing cream on it."
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"It's fine!"
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"Nothing to worry about."
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"I got botox."
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"Stupid doctor talked me into it,"
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"and now it's drifting."
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"I haven't felt this dumb since I shelled out 30 bucks"
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"for that bracelet"
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"that's supposed to give me better balance."
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"- Try to push my arm down. - Okay."
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"Go ahead. You can't do it. You can't do it."
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"- Okay. All right. I can't -- - Honey, I'm home."
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"Hey, uh, why is your dad's car here?"
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"Mwah!"
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"It's ironic that I stand up he"
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"representing my classmates when, for the past three years,"
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"most of them have treated me like I'm invisible."
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"It's my own fault."
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"I was obsessed with good grades"
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"instead of looks, popularity, and skinny jeans."
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"What?! Is that your speech?!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"You cannot say that!"
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"Yes, I can! And you want to know why?"
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"'Cause it's the truth."
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"No one wants to hear the truth."
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"It's very simple, Alex."
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"In order to give a good speech,"
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"all you have to do is take a song and say it,"
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"like... Don't stop believin'"
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"or get this party started."
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"That means nothing."
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"Who cares?"
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"Nobody wants to think."
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"It's a graduation,"
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"a celebration of being done with thinking."
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"People want to be challenged."
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"They're gonna respect me for it."
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"No one's ever gonna talk to you again."
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"So what?"
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"Mahatma Gandhi went on a hunger strike"
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"for what he believed in."
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"That's 'cause no one would eat with him in the cafeteria!"
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"Hey!"
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"- Hey, guys! We're here. - Hey."
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"Come on over. Have some lemonade and cookies."
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"Jay, that's not looking very good."
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"It's fine."
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"Quick! Who's the president?"
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"Obama!"
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"Phil, please."
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"- I'm trying to rule out a stroke. - It's not a stroke."
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"- Why does everybody always assume I'm having a stroke? - Age."
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"Diet."
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"You forgot to bring my bread."
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"I'm sorry we're late."
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"That's okay. We got to leave in about 5 minutes, though."
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"Luke, stop pushing that ball around!"
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"You're gonna fall in."
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"Oh, yes, and then your Uncle Mitchell"
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"will laugh at your expense!"
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"I'm just saying it's a character flaw."
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"Okay, okay, quick poll here."
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"This morning, Cam, fully dressed..."
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"Thank God it's one of those stories."
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"...while in the middle of a very serious thought,"
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"fell into a ducky pool."
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"Oh, my goodness. Are you all right?"
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"Yes, I am. Thank you."
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"That is a normal reaction -- Love and concern."
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"Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"No -- the pool popped."
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"Ay! Poor thing!"
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"- There is nothing worse than a tailbone injury. - I know. I know."
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"Seriously? No, no, no, no. You're so full of it."
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"You know this is funny."
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"Picture this"
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"falling into a tiny pool."
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"He'll be here all week, folks!"
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"Literally, because you're not coming home with me."
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"There she is. There's my little Stella."
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"That's my girl."
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"Hi, sweetie."
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"You're so cute, I just wan eat your face!"
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"You remember when you used to hold Alex like that,"
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"and you wanted to eat her face?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Now she's off to High School. - Mm."
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"Time marches on, huh?"
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"Yep."
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"You know what's really sad?"
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"What?"
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"The end of Titanic."
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"Hey, Luke."
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"Do you realize, in two years,"
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"you and I will be graduating?"
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"Not now."
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"I think I'm moving the ball with my mind."
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"Well, I'll be graduating."
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"You guys, stop congratulating yourselves"
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"for being so compassionate."
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"If you had been there,"
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"you would have laughed just as hard as I did."
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"He's coming."
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"Stop talking."
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