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Clips from Hubie Halloween

"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"That was so terrifying!"
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"- That was even crazier than last year! - Yes!"
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"- How much fun was that? - That was so much fun."
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"It almost made me forget that I buried my father today."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"No, it's a good thing. I mean, not for him so much,"
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"but it's given me time to be introspective."
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"- That's good. - I'm Pete Landolfa."
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"Oh, I'm Chantal."
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"- Chantal? - Yeah."
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"Come to me."
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"Walter. Come!"
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"Here, Walter."
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"I don't wanna do this."
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"You've been a very good neighbor to me."
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"But what has to be done, has to be done."
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"Right between…"
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"The eyes!"
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"Oh, no."
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"No!"
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"Homeboy. Are you okay, man?"
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"- Dude. - No!"
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"This is not real. You get that, right?"
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"We're just trying to raise money for our school."
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"Wait a second."
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"Are you hittin' on me?"
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"Because if so, that is incredibly sick."
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"We're having a conversation."
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"Mm-mmm. 'Cause you're, like, three times my age, okay?"
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"Thrice. I was born around the same time you had your first heart bypass."
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"Oh, Buster! Hey, my big boy."
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"Are you here to protect me from this weirdo man that's trying to hit on me?"
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"My eyes are on fire!"
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"- Why would you mace me? - Yo."
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"I'm a dentist. I help people!"
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"Liar! Lucifer!"
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"That sounds like Hubie Dubois."
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"And since I struck out with you, I'm gonna take it out on him."
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"Have fun with that."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"You gotta be... Whoa."
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"There's this goof headed his way. Hubie Dubois."
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"When he gets here, I'll handle the scaring."
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"You just sit back and enjoy."
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"Attention, haunted house patrons."
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"This is a direct order from the AUU."
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"Move quickly and quietly toward the exits."
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"The man-wolf has eaten his kryptonite!"
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"Pubie!"
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"Huh?"
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"Oh, my God. This is a travesty."
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"First, Mike Mundi. Now, Mr. Landolfa."
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"And why would God do this to such good people?"
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"Good people? All those two ever did was abuse you, man."
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"You know who should feel bad right now? Our wonderful mayor."
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"I'm truly sorry."
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"You knew that high school kid from the corn maze was missing."
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"- But you told nobody. - Yeah. Bad for business, I guess."
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"Oh, they just found Lester Hennessy's car abandoned in the middle of Whipstick Road."
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"- No sign of Lester or Mary. - No!"
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"So, we are cancelin' the fireworks"
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"and all other related Halloween activities."
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"- Officer Steve. - Not now, Hubie."
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"- I think I know who did it. - Oh, so do I."
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"His name…"
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"Is Walter Lambert."
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"- Walter who? - Lambert."
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"Scientists would call him a lyco-thorpe."
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"I think he means a lycanthrope."
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"- Is that what it is? - It's a werewolf."
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"- Okay. - Hubie, I will lock you up."
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"- I got four people missing here. - Officer Steve, listen to me."
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"I saw the man destroy his home earlier today."
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"Then I saw him in the pumpkin patch."
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"His shirt was torn up. He was barking at the moon."
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"His arms were very, very hairy."
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"Then I saw him at this haunted house, his tail wagging in murderous glee."
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"- Wait, you talking about my dog, Buster. - That was Walter Lambert!"
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"Where does he live?"
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"Fifty-Nine Elm Street. Check on it."
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"- There's your killer. - Salem PD."
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"Blake, I need you to go out to 59 Elm."
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"There should be a guy there. New in town. Possibly shirtless."
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"Yeah. Middle-aged, growls a lot, glue-on hairy hands?"
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"Yeah, I got him right here. Him and your boy, Richie Hartman."
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"They both came by and turned themselves in, like, 45 minutes ago."
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"Together?"
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"Yeah. Apparently, Lambert is Hartman's roommate at the mental hospital."
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"Sorry. Werewolf Treatment Center."
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"Lambert broke out about a month ago, and then Hartman broke out yesterday"
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"to try to find him and convince him to come back."
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"It's actually pretty sweet, isn't it?"
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"So, you've had eyes on them for 45 minutes?"
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"Almost, like, an hour now."
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"And also, Lambert's real name is Nick Hudson. Yeah. Walter Lambert"
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"is just some name that he got off a tombstone on his way into town."
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"All right, Blake. I got it. Thank you."
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"I feel bad you got yourself in even more trouble just to save me."
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"No, it was good to get out of that place for a while."
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"- You did me a favor. Thank you. - Did you do anything fun?"
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"I pissed on a tombstone, pissed on the street."
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"Just some fun pissing stuff, you know."
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"- Nobody pees more than you. - I'm peein' now."
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"That's a good roommate. Yes."
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"Who's a good roommate? Yes. Yes."
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"Yes, you are."
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"Lambert and Hartman have been in custody during the whole Landolfa disappearance."
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"So, it couldn't have been them."
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"Buster, my baby!"
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"Oh, by the way, he ate a silver bullet if you wanna check his feces tomorrow."
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"I ain't doin' that."
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"Then who? Are there any clues?"
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"Landolfa did go back into the haunted house to look for Hubie."
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"Yeah. Hubie seems to be around a lot of people before they go missing."
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"- People who have messed with him. - Did the Hennesseys mess with Hubie, too?"
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"Oh, they live for it."
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"So, it was payback time. Wasn't it, Hubie?"
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"No, I would never hurt anybody. I..."
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"You got the wrong guy."
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