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Clips from Apocalypse Now

"You know how hard it is to find a board you like."
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"- I will not hurt or harm you. - Jesus Christ."
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"That guy's too fucking much, man."
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"Do you think he would have shot us?"
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"He wouldn't have shot us on the beach,"
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"but I think he would have shot us if he saw me taking his board."
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"Let's get this board out of my turret."
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"Sucker."
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"Sock it to me, Lance."
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"I wonder if that's the same chopper."
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"Hell, he's probably got them all over the river with that recording."
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"We'll have to hole up here till dark, Chief."
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"Don't worry, Lance. He won't follow us too far."
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"What makes you say that?"
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"You think that big cav colonel wants everyone upriver"
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"to know we stole his board?"
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"I didn't steal it!"
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"Captain? Just how far up this river we going?"
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"It's classified, Chief. I can't tell you."
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"We're going up pretty far."
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"Is it gonna be hairy?"
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"I don't know, kid."
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"Yeah, probably."
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"You like it like that, Captain, when it's hot, hairy?"
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"Fuck."
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"Never get a chance to know what the fuck you are in some factory in Ohio."
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"Hey, Chief, I'm gonna go get those mangos now, okay?"
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"- Take somebody with you. - Yeah, I'll take..."
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"I'll go with him."
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"Chef?"
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"- Yes, sir? - How come they call you that?"
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"- Call me what, sir? - Chef."
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"- Because you like mangos and stuff? - No, sir, I'm a real chef."
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"- I'm a saucier. - Saucier?"
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"Yes, sir. See, I come from New Orleans. I was raised to be a saucier,"
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"a great saucier."
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"- What's a saucier? - You specialize in sauces."
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"Gotta be a mango tree here somewhere."
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"Then I was supposed to go to Paris, study at the Escoffier School."
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"But then I got orders for my physical."
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"Hell, I joined the Navy. Heard they had better food."
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"A cook school, that did it."
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"- Yeah, how's that? - You don't want to hear about that."
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"They lined us up in front of 100 yards of prime rib."
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"All of us lined up, looking at it."
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"Magnificent meat, really."
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"Beautifully marbled."
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"Next thing, they're throwing the meat into these big cauldrons."
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"All of it, boiling it. I looked inside, man. It was turning gray."
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"I couldn't fucking believe that one."
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"That's when I applied for radioman school, but then they gave me the..."
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"What is it?"
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"Charlie?"
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"It's a tiger!"
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"Tiger, man! It's a tiger!"
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"Battle stations. Lance, up front! On the .60, Clean!"
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"- Got it, man. - Holy shit."
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"- Chef, come on! - Fucking tiger!"
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"- Captain, come on! - What's happening?"
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"- Let's go! - Tiger!"
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"Chief, you were right. Never get out of the fucking boat."
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"- Bring that .60 forward! - Never get out of the boat!"
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"Never get out of the boat! I gotta remember. Never get out of the boat."
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"- What happened? How many is it? - A fucking tiger!"
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"- What? - A fucking tiger!"
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"- Tiger? - Yes! I've had it!"
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"I've had the whole goddamn fucking shit, man!"
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"You can kiss my ass on the county square, because I'm fucking bugging out."
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"I didn't come here for this."
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"I don't fucking need it! I don't want it."
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"I didn't get out of the goddamn eighth grade for this kind of shit!"
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"All I wanted to do was fucking cook!"
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"I just wanted to learn to fucking cook, man!"
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"- It's all right. It's all right. - What happened, bro?"
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"You're all right. You're gonna be all right."
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"- All right. It's all right. - You're all right."
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"It's gonna be all right. Never get out of the fucking boat."
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"Never get out of the fucking boat."
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"Hi, tiger! Bye, tiger! Goodbye!"
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"Never get out of the boat."
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"Absolutely goddamn right."
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"Unless you were going all the way."
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"Kurtz got off the boat."
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"He split from the whole fucking program."
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"How did that happen? What did he see here that first tour?"
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"Thirty-eight fucking years old."
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"If you joined the Green Berets, there was no way you'd ever get above colonel."
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"Kurtz knew what he was giving up."
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"And the more I read and began to understand, the more I admired him."
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"His family and friends couldn't understand it,"
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"and they couldn't talk him out of it."
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"He had to apply three times and he put up with a ton of shit."
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"But when he threatened to resign, they gave it to him."
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"The next youngest guy in his class was half his age."
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"They must have thought he was some far-out old man,"
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"humping it over that course."
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"I did it when I was 19 and it damn near wasted me."
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"A tough motherfucker. He finished it."
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"He could have gone for General, but he went for himself instead."
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""Dear Eva,"
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""today was really a new one. Almost got eaten alive by a fucking tiger."
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""Really un-fucking-believable, you know?"
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""We're taking this guy, Captain Willard, up the river,"
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""but he hasn't told us yet where we're taking him.""
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""Thought you might have heard by now from Elwood."
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"- "I'll be coming home..." - October 1967,"
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"on special assignment, Kon Tum Province, II Corps."
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"Kurtz staged Operation Archangel! with combined local forces,"
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"rated a major success."
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"He received no official clearance. He just thought it up and did it."
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"What balls."
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"They were gonna nail his ass to the floorboards for that one."
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"But after the press got a hold of it, they promoted him to full colonel instead."
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"Man, the bullshit piled up so fast in Vietnam,"
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"you needed wings to stay above it."
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"This sure enough is a bizarre sight in the middle of this shit."
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"Expecting us this time?"
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"Damned if I know."
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"Hello. Hello..."
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"Jesus."
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