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Clips from Bob Hearts Abishola (2019) - Splitting the Hairs (S01E01)

"Okay, then."
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"Yes, I should've asked you first about dating Chukwuemeka,"
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"but I didn't think you'd care."
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"You were afraid I would say no."
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"I was afraid you'd say no."
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"Is anybody sitting there?"
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"She's sitting there. Are you blind?"
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"Look at it from my viewpoint."
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"There is a single Nigerian man with a good job"
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"and a 32-inch waistline."
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"Yes, he's from the Igbo tribe, and that is unfortunate,"
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"but he's still Nigerian."
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"Which, in Detroit, is nothing to blow your nose at."
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"You went behind my back."
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"What kind of friend does that?"
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"A lonely friend."
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"A friend with a dead husband."
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"She's really not sitting there."
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"Yes, she is!"
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"Abishola,"
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"please forgive me."
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"I don't care about who you date."
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"I care about you lying to me."
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"[bell dings]"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Oh, I have to run some errands."
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"Now can I sit there?"
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"Do whatever you want."
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"So, this guy you guys are fighting over, is he hot?"
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"I'll stand."
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"So, we have an agreement?"
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"You go back to school"
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"and get a business degree."
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"Yeah, absolutely."
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"You don't sound very enthusiastic."
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"I am, it's just... business is kind of boring."
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"You want me to name you president of MaxDot,"
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"you need a business degree."
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"Do I? Or do I delegate the business stuff"
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"to my underlings?"
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"You know what? Never mind."
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"All right, I'll do it!"
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"And you can't keep smoking pot all the time."
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"Just weekends and Wednesdays."
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"No more!No more!"
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"And you find a nice girl."
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"Get married, start a family."
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"Okay, to be clear, that has always been my goal."
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"Nice girls don't get paid $1,000 at the end of the date."
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"How do you know about that?"
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"You charged it to the company."
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"I had to send her a W-2."
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"She still on the payroll?"
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"You want this or not?"
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"I do. And, yes, I will find a nice girl."
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"But what about Bob and Christina?"
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"This has to stay between you and me."
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"They don't need to know till after I'm dead."
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"Which won't be for many, many years."
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"Sure."
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"Now, I don't know how much"
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"time I have left, so we need to get going."
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"Fine."
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"Hey, where you headed?"
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"To get a haircut."
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Yeah."
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"I've made some decisions about my will,"
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"and I think you're gonna be very happy."
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"Oh, okay."
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"There's just a couple of things"
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"we need to go over."
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"So, when it became clear to me"
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"that the future of pharmaceutical sales"
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"would be online,"
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"I began developing a website"
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"called AskChukwuemeka.com."
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"And here is the part where I'm very clever..."
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"KEMI: Abishola was right."
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"He is so boring!"
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"...over-the-counter and prescription drugs."
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"Every time"
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"I recommend a drug, I would get a penny"
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"from each drug manufacturer..."
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"His head is perfect."
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"If only it didn't have a mouth."
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"...if half of them ask my opinion,"
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"that is a lot of pennies..."
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"Maybe if I didn't listen to him,"
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"we could make a life together."
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"...even after taxes,"
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"this will make me a very wealthy man."
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"Don't listen, don't listen, don't listen."
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"I will use my great riches to help the people of Nigeria."
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"Oh, dear God, stop talking!"
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"And maybe someday,"
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"there will be a movie on the Netflix"
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"that will tell the story of my humble..."
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"It's not working!"
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"I cannot drown him out!"
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"...as a simple pharmacist at a CVS pharmacy..."
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"What have I done?"
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"I lost my best friend for this beautiful idiot!"
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"...or the Hulu!"
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"Incoming."
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"What?"
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"Oh."
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"I just came to tell you"
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"that I realize our friendship is more important than any man."
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"I will not be seeing Chukwuemeka again,"
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"even though we had a fantastic dinner last night"
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"and enjoyed each other's company very much."
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"You are lying again."
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"[sighs]"
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"I am."
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"I told you."
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"There is a reason why a man that handsome"
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"still lives with his mother."
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"I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
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"Please forgive me."
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