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Clips from Watchmen

"I'm sorry."
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"I invite you out to dinner to catch up and have a few laughs..."
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"...but there don't seem to be many laughs around these days."
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"What do you expect? The Comedian's dead."
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"Laurie? Is that you?"
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"Thought you'd be used to traveling that way by now."
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"Well, I'm not. I hate it when Jon teleports me."
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"Well, it beats flying coach."
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"Margarita?"
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"Mother, it's 2:00 in the afternoon."
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"Mm."
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"Remember that guy that writes me letters?"
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"He sent me an item of memorabilia. It's a Tijuana bible."
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"This little eight-page porno comic they did in the '30s and '40s."
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"- He sent you this? - Sure. They're very valuable, like antiques."
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"Mother, this is gross."
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"I think it's kind of flattering."
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"Why do you always call me Mother when you're mad?"
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"I know why you're here. I can still read, you know."
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"I saw it in the paper."
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"Eddie Blake's funeraI is today."
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"Finally got his punchline, I guess."
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"- Poor Eddie. - Poor Eddie? After what he did to you?"
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"Oh, Laurie, you're still young."
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"You don't know."
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"Things change."
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"What happened happened 40 years ago."
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"I'm 67 years old."
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"Every day, the future looks a little bit darker."
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"But the past..."
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"...even the grimy parts of it..."
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"...keep on getting brighter."
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"I've got spots in my eyes."
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"Stop it, Eddie."
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"- Thank you, Weegee. - Thank you, Mr. OwI."
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"Tomorrow, 3:00, my studio."
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"- Little place on 21 st. - Sounds good."
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"Wow, a reaI photo session. Wonder how my hair will look?"
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"Oh, go ahead. I'll be there in five."
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"Eddie."
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"What the hell are you doing here? You knew I was changing."
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"Sure I did."
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"Come on, baby."
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"I know what you need."
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"You gotta have some kind of reason for dressing in an outfit like this."
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"I said no, Eddie."
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"- No spelled Y-E-S. - No spelled N-O."
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"- All right? - Come on, sweetheart."
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"Eddie..."
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"You little bastard."
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"This what you like?"
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"- This what makes you hot? - What?"
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"Things are tough all over, cupcake."
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"It rains on the just and the unjust alike."
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"The Comedian was a little bit of both."
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"And he always thought he'd get the last laugh."
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"Thou knowest, Lord, the secrets of our hearts."
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"Shut not thy mercifuI ears to our prayers..."
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"...but spare us, Lord most holy, O God most mighty..."
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"...O holy and mercifuI savior."
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"Thou most worthy judge eternaI."
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"Suffer us not at our last hour for any-"
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"Fireworks. You gotta be kidding me."
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"You know, you'd think this goddamn country had had enough fireworks."
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"You know, if we'd lost here in Vietnam..."
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"...I think it might have driven us crazy. You know, as a country."
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"But we didn't, thanks to you."
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"You sound bitter."
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"Me? Bitter?"
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"Fuck, no. I think it's hilarious."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"- Mr. Eddie? - Just what I fucking needed."
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"The war is over now. We must talk about this baby."
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"There's nothing to talk about. See, I'm leaving."
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"I'm gonna forget about you..."
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"...and your horrible, sweaty, little piece-of-shit country."
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"Get the fuck out of here."
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"- No. - Get the fuck out of here."
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"You will remember."
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"You will remember me and my country..."
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"...forever!"
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"My face!"
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"Blake. Don't."
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"Blake!"
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"She was pregnant..."
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"...and you gunned her down."
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"That's right..."
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"...and you know what? You watched me."
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"You could have turned the gun to steam, the bullets to mercury..."
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"...the bottle into goddamn snowflakes, but you didn't, did you?"
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"You really don't give a damn about human beings."
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"You're drifting out of touch, Doc."
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"God help us all."
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"Medic!"
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"Most holy and merciful savior."
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"He cometh up and is cut down, like a flower."
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"In the midst of life, we are in death."
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"Of whom may we seek succor, but of thee, O Lord?"
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"Welcome. We'll be starting shortly."
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"We're waiting for one more."
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"I told you, you wouldn't be the only one dressed up."
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"Welcome, doctor."
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"Now we can start."
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"Thank you for coming. Acquaint yourselves with this map of high-crime areas."
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"This is all bullshit."
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"For a guy who calls himself the Comedian, I can never tell when you're joking."
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"Watchmen. That's the reaI joke."
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"It didn't work 15 years ago, and it ain't gonna work now..."
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"...because you wanna play cowboys and Indians."
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"Maybe we should agree on no drinking at meetings."
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"Rorschach and I have made headway on the gang problem by working together."
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"A group this size seems like a publicity stunt. I'm not in it for the ink."
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"We can do so much more."
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"We can save this world..."
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"- ... with the right leadership. - Yeah."
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"And that'd be you, right, Ozzy?"
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"I mean, hell, you're the smartest man on the planet."
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"It doesn't take a genius to see the world has problems."
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"But it takes a room of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle."
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"You people."
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