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Clips from Our Idiot Brother

"I'm... Officer... Omar... Coleman."
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"I'm... your... parole." officer."
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"I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?"
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"I just figured, looking at your sheet,"
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"that since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer"
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"that you must be retarded."
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"- Yeah, I get that a lot. - Right."
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"You need a signed rental agreement in your name"
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"or written confirmation that you're staying with a family member."
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"OK. Well, currently I'm staying with my mom in Long Island. Although, I..."
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"You're required to appear before me every three weeks,"
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"at which time you'll provide me with a urine sample. You understand?"
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"Oh, yes, sir, Your Honor."
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"State of New York requires you to reflect upon the choices"
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"that led to your incarceration."
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"- Cool. - Cool."
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"Um, what steps are you taking to avoid such choices in the future?"
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"Uh... I'll tell you, that's really tough..."
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",..tough for me, sir. I don't really..."
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"Hmm. Hm."
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"Wow, that's a good question. I don't... it's tough to answer right now."
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"I haven't thought about it that much, but,"
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"I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna be working at the farm anymore."
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"- OK. - Although, you might not want to"
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"write that one down, 'cause it's not so much a step, per se."
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"Because it's not my choice. I'd love to be working there,"
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"but my girlfriend, Janet, doesn't want it to happen really."
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"How about we put down you're staying away from past criminal associates?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sure."
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"- If you think that's best. - Yeah."
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"You know what? I'll think about it and I'll try and come back next time"
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"with some more steps and options, that kind of thing, for our next meeting."
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"- You do that, buddy. - This is cool, man."
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"- Yeah. - This is like..."
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"This is like free therapy. New York State cares."
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"Is that it? That's it?"
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"- That's it. - My 50 minutes are up?"
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"- Yeah. - All right, man, OK."
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"- OK. - Thanks a lot."
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"Hey, is it lame if I bail on Nat's show?"
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"Yeah. Then no one will be there."
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"What the hell is that noise?"
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"- Oh, that's River's shehnai."
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"You have no idea how competitive admissions have gotten."
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"God, Ned just showed up."
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"- I'll call you back. - All right, bye."
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"Hi."
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"- You said your door was always open. - I did, yeah."
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"I hope this is OK, Ned."
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"Are you kidding? This is great."
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"My God, I get to rock the full-on slumber party"
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"with my man River every night."
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"I mean, Mom's great and all, but..."
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"Oh. No, Ned, it's all right. I get it."
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"So, the deal is, if it's OK with you,"
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"you'll get $250 a week, you'll help us out with River,"
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"and you get to work with Dylan on the documentary."
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"Yeah, I hope you don't have to tire anyone to make room for me, Dyl,"
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"Oh, yeah, but it's family first, right?"
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"You guys."
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"Come on, bud, let's go."
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"So, you're telling me you've never seen The Pink Panther?"
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"Mom and Dad don't like violent movies."
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"Yeah, but it's not violent, it's hilarious."
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"- Nobody's actually getting hurt. - Mm-hmm,"
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"Get on your feet. Come on, come here."
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"On your feet, River Rochlin Byng."
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"Welcome to my dojo."
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"Give me a chop."
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"- What was that? - Karate chop."
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"That was a...'? That wasn't a chop. You know what that was? That was this..."
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"Chop me. Do it."
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"- How about this? - Oh! Ah!"
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"Christ! It's after 10:00, for Christ's sakes, River has school in the morning."
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"Oh, God, sorry, yeah. I must've lost track of time again."
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"Ned, what's the laptop doing in his bedroom?"
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"We were just watching Pink Panther."
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"We loaned you the computer for your resume, not to look at pink panthers."
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"No, The Pink... It's just Pink Panther"
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"This country's obsessed with screens."
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"He's seven years-old, for Christ's sakes."
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"Ahh."
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"Whoops."
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"- Good night, Riv. - Good night."
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"I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything,"
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"he's just a fuck-up who needs help."
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"Well, if he's got any of your genes, I'd be happy to throw him a few bucks"
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"- to do a little modeling. - That would be awesome."
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"Then he'd have cash and somewhere to go."
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"Sure. Hey, have you heard of Sustainable Upgrade?"
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"Sustainable Upgrade, it's a life-coaching program."
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"It saved me. I was like your brother is now, floating."
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"Waiting for someone to give me a sense of purpose."
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"Cool, I'll tell him."
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"Want to come to a meeting too?"
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"- Mmm, I don't know. - No."
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"You are capable of extraordinary things, Natalie."
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"You just have to let yourself go there."
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"It's not like a cult, is it?"
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"Cult? No."
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"No. I'll tell you what, I'll take you both."
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"Just check it out, no pressure."
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"What we're doing is we're filming this documentary movie"
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"about Tatiana."
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"And all of the artistic repression that she faced in Belorussia."
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"What I'd love to get from you guys would be signatures on these releases."
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"Thank you."
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"- Excuse me, ladies... - Jesus."
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"Ah!"
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"- Man... - It hurts."
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"- It does. It does, God! - I know."
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"I think I need leg warmers."
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"- My Croc is stuck. - Hey."
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"- Hey. - Is this joker bothering you?"
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"No, not at all, He's very cute."
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"He's pretty funny."
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"You wanna go grab the bags, take them down to the car?"
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"Sure, I told her you're my brother-in-law."
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"She didn't know you were married."
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"- Oh. - No."
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