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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - In Your Head (S09E09)

"- Good morning, gentlemen. - Hi."
Modern Family (2009)
"Max, how'd you sleep?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I love crashing here!"
Modern Family (2009)
"This is just like college..."
Modern Family (2009)
"staying up too late, passing out on the couch,"
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"mean Asian chick down the hall."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. Where is Lily?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. S-School, maybe?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm right here. - Oh."
Modern Family (2009)
"We met Max in Amsterdam on what we thought"
Modern Family (2009)
"was a tour of pottery cafes, so..."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't remember much about it, but I do remember thinking"
Modern Family (2009)
"he was the funniest person I've ever met."
Modern Family (2009)
"And we told him if he ever came into town,"
Modern Family (2009)
"that he had to stay with us. And I-I-I'm so glad he said yes"
Modern Family (2009)
"because I remember being really, uh, paranoid"
Modern Family (2009)
"that he didn't like me."
Modern Family (2009)
"You two, get out of here."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm gonna whip us up some breakfast."
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"Oh!"
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"Oof."
Modern Family (2009)
"Whoo! My head feels like the Hindenburg."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, come on!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I feel like he was funnier in Europe."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah."
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"Mitchell! Look!"
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"Our crazy-expensive bottle of wine?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I... uh, we were saving this for the perfect occasion."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, he must've drank it after we went to bed. Who does that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Just drinks somebody's most expensive bottle of wine without asking?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Okay, it's a hate crime. - How is it a hate crime?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because I hate him."
Modern Family (2009)
"I ca... I can't believe it's almost gone."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice..."
Modern Family (2009)
"once early on election night"
Modern Family (2009)
"and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I know. It's been a rough year. - Breakfast!"
Modern Family (2009)
"No, no."
Modern Family (2009)
"Is that our caviar?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah! Lucky I found it. It was hiding in the back of the fridge."
Modern Family (2009)
"For a special occasion."
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"- Something wrong? - Yeah... yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, first you open up our $400 bottle of wine,"
Modern Family (2009)
"now it's our $200 tin of caviar."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We were saving those. - For what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What about when "Moonlight" won the Oscar?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, it was a big moment for the community, yes..."
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"Okay, you know what? Look. I'm gonna go, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"But, guys, don't defer enjoyment,"
Modern Family (2009)
"'cause you never know when you're gonna bite it."
Modern Family (2009)
"I say, make every night special."
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"Okay, well, that's a... that's a fun philosophy,"
Modern Family (2009)
"but not everyone can follow that, okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"'Cause... 'Cause we have responsibilities."
Modern Family (2009)
"We have... We have budgets. We have a daughter, you know."
Modern Family (2009)
"Where is our daughter?"
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"- I don't know. Backyard, maybe? - Maybe."
Modern Family (2009)
"Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis,"
Modern Family (2009)
"bought the old horizontal wardrobe."
Modern Family (2009)
"For you closet non-pros, that means he died."
Modern Family (2009)
"Then last week, I received this urn and this note."
Modern Family (2009)
""You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path.""
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"You think you can drive me nuts, but you can't."
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"He can't actually hear you unless you open the lid."
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"I still can't figure out the meaning of "Follow the path!""
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"I'm gonna need you to call Shirl"
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"and find out why her father's been torturing me."
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"- You call her! - That's not an option."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's a greasy slimebucket, just like her father,"
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"and for some reason, she doesn't like me."
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"Hmm... I'll see what I can do."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, Manny! What's up?"
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"I'm not here! Everything's fine!"
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"- Super-dupes. - Okay, I'll... I'll... I'll talk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke and I went to a sketchy neighborhood for tacos last night,"
Modern Family (2009)
"and he disappeared, and I haven't seen him since."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? Where did you see him last?"
Modern Family (2009)
"He went off with this girl."
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"- With a girl? - Yeah."
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"Manny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me tell you a little something about Dunphy men."
Modern Family (2009)
"When we come into contact with a lady,"
Modern Family (2009)
"we leave her with a burning sensation."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me try that again."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um... when a Dunphy man sees a sexy skirt,"
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"he's just gotta get in it."
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"- No! - I get the point."
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"Look, I'm just glad you came to me..."
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"I didn't. You caught me here."
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"...'cause I don't want Claire freaking out about this."
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"Luke's phone is going straight to voicemail."
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"Someone's got a sock on the digital doorknob."
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"I really think you should be a little worried about this."
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"Worried?!"
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"Let me tell you something about Dunphy men."
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"Phil, this was a pretty rough neighborhood."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tell you what, if it makes you feel better,"
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"we'll go down there and look around for him."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're gonna need backup... serious backup."
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"Okay, be cool."
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"I used to live in this neighborhood."
Modern Family (2009)
"If you act tough, nobody will mess with you."
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"Hey!"
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"Would you like to try"
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"a cruelty-free alkaline-water snow cone?"
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"- What? - Free sample."
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"You can get a larger one down at our stand."
Modern Family (2009)
"We also refurbish tubas."
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"No, thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"What happened to my neighborhood?"
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"Have the best day."
Modern Family (2009)
"White people with beards... they ruined everything."
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"Why would you even say that this place was dangerous?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It was a lot scarier at dark. There was jazz."
Modern Family (2009)
"Luke's still not answering."
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"We're gonna find him, Phil."
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"Oh, I-I'm not worried. I've been there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Meet a girl, you lose track of place and time,"
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