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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Daddy Daughter Day (S01E01)

"What you talking 'bout, Mr. D.?"
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"ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, these were the dads on TV."
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"They were loving, nurturing, and, quite often, millionaires."
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"(RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCHES)"
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"Unfortunately, none of these were my father."
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"Now this was my dad, Murray Goldberg,"
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"a man who lacked both patience and pants."
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"Why you gotta be a moron all the time?"
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"(MOUTH FULL) What did I do?"
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"How many times I gotta tell ya?"
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"Don't touch the damn thermostat!"
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"It's like 900 degrees in here!"
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"You don't get that 'cause you're in your underpants all the time."
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"The AC is for emergency use only."
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"What do you think I'm made of, cold air?"
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"More like hot air."
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"Oh, that's so damn funny."
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"That's how I remember my dad..."
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"Pants-less, pissed off, and far from a millionaire."
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"Don't touch the damn thermostat!"
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"I mean, really? How many times?"
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"And then there was my mom, Beverly Goldberg."
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"She was always there for us,"
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"even when she probably shouldn't have been."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Ah! Ooh! Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep."
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"Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime,"
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"we wouldn't have to do this little dance."
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"I thought I locked the door."
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"(LAUGHS) Oh, please."
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"Get up. (SINGSONGY) We're going clothes shopping today!"
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"(CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"About that... I... I was thinkin',"
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"can I pick out my own outfit for the first day of school?"
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"Okay. What size pants do you wear?"
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"Uh..."
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"Three... Large?"
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"(LAUGHS) See? You need me."
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"Mom, it's the first day of seventh grade. I wanna look cool."
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"Well, who is cooler than your mom?"
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"All...the people?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"You have terrible morning breath."
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"Brush your teeth, get dressed, let's jam."
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"(CURTAIN RINGS SWOOSH) Mom!"
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"And so I went back-to-school shopping with my mom."
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"I got new clothes and new nightmares all in one day."
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"Miss? Whoa."
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"I need the next size up in these pants for my little boy."
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"These are too tight in the crotchular region."
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"She wasn't want you'd call great with boundaries."
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"In the crotchal region!"
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"I can't send my son to school like this, but I like the pants."
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"While my mom had a hands-on approach,"
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"my dad, not so much."
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"Don't come in here. I'm watching TV."
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"Come on. I'm going out. Give me 20 bucks."
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"No. I need it."
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"No."
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"It's for my rap group. No!"
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"How do you expect Big Tasty to make it"
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"if his crew can't cut a demo?"
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"Big Tasty? (CHUCKLES)"
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"Who is Big Tasty?"
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"It's me! It's my rap name."
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"Your rap name should be "Big Pain in my Ass.""
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"Now get out of here. Go play in the street."
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"Hey, Dad? What?"
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"Can I have 20 bucks? No."
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"Please? No!"
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"It's for girl stuff."
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"Buh."
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"Lately, that's all my dad could say when it came to my sister."
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"Hey, Mom. I need a Midol."
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"Cramps."
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"Buh. Ugh."
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"Buh."
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"(GASPS) Ugh."
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"(WHISPERS) Girl stuff."
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"You give Erica 20 bucks just 'cause she says "girl stuff"?"
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"My guy stuff has to be worth something."
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"It's not. This isn't fair!"
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"God, I wish I was a girl!"
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"Got it. No."
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"No, that was out of context. Erase it. Erase it!"
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"Erase! Erase! Erase that! Erase..."
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"Shame on you."
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"I just sat down. How'd we get shame on me already?"
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"Barry's right."
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"Ever since Erica grew (WHISPERS) boobs..."
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"(NORMAL VOICE) You haven't known how to deal with her."
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"I mean, you don't even yell at her anymore!"
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"Stop it. I yell at her all the time."
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"Oh, really?"
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"When was the last time you called her a moron?"
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"She knows I think she's a moron. I don't have to say it."
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"Yes, you do."
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"She doesn't know unless you tell her."
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"Well, can't I just ignore the other kids more?"
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"You are going to have a daddy-daughter day with Erica,"
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"like you used to do when she was little."
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"A whole day?"
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"I don't even like spending a day with myself."
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"It's why I nap."
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"You're doing it, Murray,"
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"and you're gonna smile and have fun, damn it."
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"Fine. I'll do your daddy-daughter thing."
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"But just know you're overreacting."
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"I'm quite comfortable with the girl."
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"Thanks, Mom. Mmm-hmm."
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"That was sitting in with the food?"
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"The whole time."
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"Throw all the food out."
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"All of it!"
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"MAN: ♪ I'm twisted up inside"
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"♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"♪ I don't know the future"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was September 8th, 1980-something."
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"School hadn't started yet, but any chance of me being cool was gone."
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