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Clips from Avenue 5 - Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder? (S01E01)

"Have you, uh, been to the Judd jungle gym?"
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"And how did you hear about it? Targeted ad? Word of mouth?"
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"Your nanny?"
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"-MATT: How you doing, buddy? -I'm okay."
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"-How old are you? -12."
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"Oh, that's an awful age."
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"When I was 12, I wanted to be a rapper."
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"I tried to buy a gun, the whole deal. I was a mess."
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"No."
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"You should never speak to human beings."
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"Well, I'm the head of passenger services!"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) Good evening, everybody. Excited?"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Hey, is..."
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"So, Cyrus is ready to prompt Nadia with the commands, right?"
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"No, she's gonna do it herself."
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"But she can't do it herself. She hasn't memorized them."
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"Oh. You're in character."
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"I do not know what you mean by "in character.""
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"-Okay, you're in character. -I'm being Sarah."
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"Did you just-- Did you just wink at--"
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"This button doesn't work, right?"
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"(DANISH ACCENT) No, no, it's not even connected, no."
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"-Can I? Do you mind? -Of course."
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"-(BEEPING) -Look at that!"
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"It's cool, right?"
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"That's so neat! Iris! Iris!"
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"Hey, I want one of these buttons for my room."
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"RYAN: (AMERICAN ACCENT) Right, bridge crew, ready!"
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"The performing seals are ready."
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"Whoa, disrespectful. Seals are pretty smart."
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"The performing seals are ready."
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"Only speak when I say your names!"
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"Nadia, slingshot is primed."
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"-Slingshot is primed. -Go, go!"
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"Mads, engines."
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"-MADS: Engines... -Go, go."
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"-Sarah, trajectory. -SARAH: Trajectory..."
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"Guys, why is nobody answering their comms?"
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"Are you all out for the day?"
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"Welcome to engineering,"
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"or as I call it, prompting. Nadia--"
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"There's a rupture in the turd shield."
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"-What? -Yeah!"
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"-Tell me you vented it. Tell-- -Tell me you vented it!"
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"There is a shitstorm coming, and when I say "shit,""
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"I mean shit, and when I say "storm,""
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"I mean shit!"
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"-Look. -Oh, for fu-- fu-- fu--"
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"Oh, fa-fa-fa!"
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"-Okay, remember, Frank. -I know how to work a button."
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""Press." It's "press" a button."
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"Press a button."
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"Are we still on protocol, team?"
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"Oui, protocol status is... nominal."
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"Frank, you're the best. You're a fucking silverback."
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"There are children here."
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"Let's action slingshot."
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"Thrusters are primed, Frank. Go."
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"Go, go!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"I should've done it."
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"What did I-- Did I-- What did I do?"
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"Invoking emergency headset protocol."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Cyrus? Billie?"
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"Was that a-- Was that a good shudder?"
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"Or a bad shudder?"
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"-(ALARM BLARING) -Ryan. Ryan, it's Billie."
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"Someone forgot to vent the wetsuit."
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"This is not good. Very code not good. Code bad!"
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"Ah, that's not really a code, though, is it?"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) Okay! Why don't we, uh,"
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"take another photograph? Get all the kids there."
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"Nice big smiles, everybody. Right down to the front."
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"Now, if you bunch in tight..."
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"BILLIE: Captain. (CLEARS THROAT)"
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"We are currently leaking human shit and piss"
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"live right now."
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"-Wha-- -Or excrement and urine,"
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"if you're in first class."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) The wetsuit is turds?"
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"That's exactly what it is. You want a brown star?"
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"Well, "crystal clear" might seem like"
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"an odd phrase to use right now, but I think you should've been"
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"crystal clear about this!"
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"I was. I explained this to you over at Spike's class,"
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"as did Spike, as did that little child."
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"God, you don't feel like a massive idiot"
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"about that button thing, do you?"
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"'Cause you just have to let it go, honestly,"
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"because it will kill you."
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"Oh, my fuck! Look at all that shit!"
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"(GASPING)"
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"MATT: So, the ship seems to be shitting itself,"
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"but don't get hung up on results, Frank."
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"The journey is the destination."
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"Iris, I'm hearing things right now that would worry me"
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"if they were true. Please tell me they're not true."
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"-They're all lies. -Oh, thank God. Wait!"
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"You're just saying that because I told you to, aren't you?"
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"-Yes. -Oh, fuck!"
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"I've never seen so many number twos."
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"ZEKE'S MOM: Is that what I think it is?"
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"Hell yeah, baby. Hell yeah."
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"(GROANING)"
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"-(ALARM SOUNDING) -RYAN (AUTOMATED): This is an emergency."
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"-I did not... -Please remain calm."
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"-Okay, that's not good. -(ENGLISH ACCENT) Okay,"
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"ultra-emergency now."
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"-I need... -Accent!"
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"(AMERICAN ACCENT) ...all non-essential personnel"
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"to leave the bridge right now, please. Thank you."
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) Not you, not you!"
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"Especially this guy. Get him out of here."
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"-FRANK KELLY: Sorry, Karen. -You son of a bitch!"
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"-RYAN: Please remain calm. -Sorry."
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"Yeah, I can't eat this."
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"Tanto, tanto merda che esce."
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"-(OVERLAPPING VOICES IN VARIOUS LANGUAGES) -Ma tanto, tanto, tanto"
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"esce la merda, esce, esce, esce. Che cazzo fai?"
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"We are all going to die of radiation poisoning"
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