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Clips from Avenue 5 - Wait a Minute, Then Who Was That on the Ladder? (S01E01)

"IRIS: Okay, so the batch parties are a go."
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"Where we at in terms of the vigil?"
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"Did you fill it, like I asked, but didn't ask?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"Remember I told you that I wanted--"
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"Oh, you're doing a whole deniability thing."
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"You only need to do that in front of other people."
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"People, not half-people."
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"There's no air resistance, so we're just sailing on, right?"
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"But what's the, um... What's the Rafer valve?"
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"I've already told you this one."
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"I thought you were Mr. Wetsuit."
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"Come on, Zeke, please! I said I would give you pens."
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"And that is how I saved the entire ship!"
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"SPIKE: This is a bright kid."
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"He's probably hoping he'll grow up one day"
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"-and be like old Spikey, huh? -Not really."
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"That's a little harsh."
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"Oh! Oh. Punk."
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"Hey, um... Hey, where's your--"
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"Where's your mom and her fellow moms?"
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"-Oh, uh, she's over there. -Oh. Thank you."
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"No, she's not. She's over there."
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"That's... That's pretty smooth."
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"PROTESTOR: I worry about the victims."
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"But one of the biggest victims"
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"is Mr. Judd and the Judd Corporation."
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"I blame NASA's refusal to honor code 346"
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"of the International Space Treaties."
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"Is he just saying that off the top of his head?"
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"Why do you find it so odd?"
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"Who knows what stage of grief he's at."
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"There's no stage of grief known as"
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""fluency in international space law"!"
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"The question of liability is up for debate."
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"What is your problem? He looks the part. It's perfect casting."
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"Casting? What the-- Oh."
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"They're actors."
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"The-- He's an actor!"
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"Well, if it took you this long to work it out,"
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"-what is the problem? -ALAN: That's a good point. -RAV MULCAIR: Shut up, Alan."
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"It'll look terrible if it gets out"
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"that we're paying actors to get public support!"
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"Send them home!"
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"Won't that look terrible? If the vigil suddenly disperses?"
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"-Yeah, good point. -RAV: Shut up, both of you."
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"Actually, that is a good point."
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"-Uh, I'm not-- -Shut up, Alan."
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"(SIGHS) Okay. Mads, let's see what you've learnt."
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"What is your engineering clearance level?"
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"High."
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"No, it's a number between one and 100."
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"Uh... 100?"
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"Guys, come on, this is not community theater!"
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"You've gotta know this stuff like you know your own names."
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"Do you mean our names, or our character names?"
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"(ENGLISH ACCENT) What? Oh, don't tell me"
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"-Mads isn't your real name. -No, no. No. I'm Colin."
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"Oh, for f--"
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"No offense, but that is a placeholder name if ever I heard one."
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"(CLEARS THROAT)"
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"BILLIE MCEVOY: Yes, what's your name?"
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"Uh, Sarah."
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"-Sarah. -Is that your real name?"
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"Oh, it's also Sarah. That's why I got the part, I think."
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"Right. So, who are you right now?"
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"-Now? -Yeah."
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"Sarah."
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"No, uh, but are you actual Sarah,"
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"or are you in character?"
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"-Yes. -Which?"
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"What was the question, sorry?"
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"Oh, Judith of Norwich."
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"This is why they should slash art funding to the bones."
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"(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry, quick motivation question."
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"-Yes, Sarah. -How is Sarah responding,"
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"now that she knows that the captain's fake?"
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"No, he's not! I am not fake!"
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"I am-- I am solid, I am dependable,"
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"I am un-fucking-flappable!"
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"-Right. -RYAN: I know that..."
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"I'm not coming out that way right now,"
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"but that's what you... what you all have to remember."
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"After all, if I was fake,"
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"I would not know what a Roofie valve is."
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"Uh, a Rafer valve."
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"Right. Well, I got the word "valve" right."
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"Yes, you did."
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"Can we just stick to the script? All right?"
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"Or is that not something they taught you"
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"at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Sarahs?"
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"Okay, so, my character doesn't know that you're fake."
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"Okay, I've got that. That is actually quite a good note."
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"You're gonna make a note of the note?"
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"-Yeah. "Doesn't know..." -(RYAN SIGHS)"
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"This is just hopeless. I don't even believe they're actors."
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"You've got to take me to the real crew, real fast."
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"(DANISH ACCENT) Okay, fly safe, cap."
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"Oh, fuck off, Colin!"
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"-I had drinks with Rav. -Who is my best friend."
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"'Cause I needed someone to talk to"
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"after my wife made a cuck-hold of me."
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"Okay, "cuck-hold"? there is no "h" in "cuckold.""
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"You idiot. Right?"
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"Now you're getting another man to spell "cuckold" for me."
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"-Mm-hmm. -DOUG: We had drinks."
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"We were talking and I got emotional."
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"And I accidentally kissed her neck."
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"-How do you accidentally kiss somebody's neck? -But I didn't have full sex."
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"Oh, well, when have you ever done that, Doug?"
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"-Can I just get my own cabin? -Yes! Please!"
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"If I have to watch him carefully dry his balls"
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"one more time, I'm gonna kill myself."
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"I have a male yeast infection. It's a real i--"
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"-(SIGHS) -Would you rather I carelessly"
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"dry my balls?"
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"Okay, this is all very informative."
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"Are you taking notes?"
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"-What? -How long has that been up there?"
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"Now, the word cloud is in your room"
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