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Clips from Zookeeper

Movies 2011 102 min ★ 5.2/10 (70,978 ratings) 1,488 clips
Fantasy Family Comedy

Credits

I mean, you just stay, don't go anywhere.
"I mean, you just stay, don't go anywhere."
Zookeeper
Yeah, baby.
"Yeah, baby."
Zookeeper
Okay, that...
"Okay, that..."
Zookeeper
Whoa, man, I feel like I went through a car wash right then.
"Whoa, man, I feel like I went through a car wash right then."
Zookeeper
All right, all right, be careful.
"All right, all right, be careful."
Zookeeper
Subtitle Enhaned by "Dr. Zia R Khan". Send your comments to: drziarkhan@gmail.com
"Subtitle Enhaned by "Dr. Zia R Khan". Send your comments to: [email protected]"
Zookeeper
Subtitle Enhaned by "Dr. Zia R Khan". Enjoy the Movie.
"Subtitle Enhaned by "Dr. Zia R Khan". Enjoy the Movie."
Zookeeper
- It's beautiful, right? - It's great.
"- It's beautiful, right? - It's great."
Zookeeper
Hey.
"Hey."
Zookeeper
- What's that? - What?
"- What's that? - What?"
Zookeeper
- Check it out. - Hey.
"- Check it out. - Hey."
Zookeeper
Okay.
"Okay."
Zookeeper
- Hey, there's a note in it. - Get out of here.
"- Hey, there's a note in it. - Get out of here."
Zookeeper
Yes, there is. It says:
"Yes, there is. It says:"
Zookeeper
- "Will you mar... " - Stephanie?
"- "Will you mar... " - Stephanie?"
Zookeeper
It's no secret we've been on a journey together.
"It's no secret we've been on a journey together."
Zookeeper
An adventure.
"An adventure."
Zookeeper
And I've done a lot of soul searching and I know...
"And I've done a lot of soul searching and I know..."
Zookeeper
This is just right.
"This is just right."
Zookeeper
So will you marry me?
"So will you marry me?"
Zookeeper
That's so sweet. No.
"That's so sweet. No."
Zookeeper
Sorry?
"Sorry?"
Zookeeper
I can't.
"I can't."
Zookeeper
Really?
"Really?"
Zookeeper
I really didn't wanna do this right now
"I really didn't wanna do this right now"
Zookeeper
but you're kind of forcing my hand.
"but you're kind of forcing my hand."
Zookeeper
I'm thinking we've reached the end of the line.
"I'm thinking we've reached the end of the line."
Zookeeper
Really?
"Really?"
Zookeeper
Look, Griffin, I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper...
"Look, Griffin, I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper..."
Zookeeper
But it kind of does.
"But it kind of does."
Zookeeper
And when we first started dating, I just assumed...
"And when we first started dating, I just assumed..."
Zookeeper
That you would turn into the guy that I'd always dreamed of being with.
"That you would turn into the guy that I'd always dreamed of being with."
Zookeeper
- But... - Not your dream guy, I got it.
"- But... - Not your dream guy, I got it."
Zookeeper
You had to see this coming.
"You had to see this coming."
Zookeeper
I bought a ring and rented a horse.
"I bought a ring and rented a horse."
Zookeeper
Well, that's not my fault! Don't yell at me on the beach!
"Well, that's not my fault! Don't yell at me on the beach!"
Zookeeper
- I love... - Stop it!
"- I love... - Stop it!"
Zookeeper
Do not make this harder than it has to be. God!
"Do not make this harder than it has to be. God!"
Zookeeper
You totally set me up.
"You totally set me up."
Zookeeper
Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band.
"Little heads up. I may have hired a mariachi band."
Zookeeper
Oh, there they are.
"Oh, there they are."
Zookeeper
Just ignore them.
"Just ignore them."
Zookeeper
Ignore it.
"Ignore it."
Zookeeper
Thank you, sir. There you go.
"Thank you, sir. There you go."
Zookeeper
Good morning, Barry.
"Good morning, Barry."
Zookeeper
Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on.
"Come on, Donald, let's move you out of the sun. Come on."
Zookeeper
There you go, buddy. Nice and shady.
"There you go, buddy. Nice and shady."
Zookeeper
- Cherry. - Thanks, Franky.
"- Cherry. - Thanks, Franky."
Zookeeper
See you at the party tonight.
"See you at the party tonight."
Zookeeper
Come on, Shane. What are you doing?
"Come on, Shane. What are you doing?"
Zookeeper
We talked about this.
"We talked about this."
Zookeeper
His food should always be fresh and placed inside the door out of the sun.
"His food should always be fresh and placed inside the door out of the sun."
Zookeeper
You go down there all you want. I am not getting jacked up by him again.
"You go down there all you want. I am not getting jacked up by him again."
Zookeeper
It's been 10 years. Bernie's cool.
"It's been 10 years. Bernie's cool."
Zookeeper
Why do you bring this stuff around here?
"Why do you bring this stuff around here?"
Zookeeper
You trying to make the rest of us look bad?
"You trying to make the rest of us look bad?"
Zookeeper
What? No, no.
"What? No, no."
Zookeeper
I feel for him. He's all alone.
"I feel for him. He's all alone."
Zookeeper
Oh, he's all alone.
"Oh, he's all alone."
Zookeeper
Look, it all starts with trust.
"Look, it all starts with trust."
Zookeeper
Sure.
"Sure."
Zookeeper
You won't be so cocky when he's beating you
"You won't be so cocky when he's beating you"
Zookeeper
to death with your own arm.
"to death with your own arm."
Zookeeper
Hey, bern. Got a little something for you.
"Hey, bern. Got a little something for you."
Zookeeper
Looks like things just got fun around here, huh?
"Looks like things just got fun around here, huh?"
Zookeeper
What is this, anyway?
"What is this, anyway?"
Zookeeper
Is this an old tire or a gateway to adventure?
"Is this an old tire or a gateway to adventure?"
Zookeeper
It's... it's adventure.
"It's... it's adventure."
Zookeeper
It's an adventure.
"It's an adventure."
Zookeeper
Hey, Tony.
"Hey, Tony."
Zookeeper
Go.
"Go."
Zookeeper
Hey. How did it go with the tire swing?
"Hey. How did it go with the tire swing?"
Zookeeper
Oh, that good, huh?
"Oh, that good, huh?"
Zookeeper
Don't know if he's gonna come around. - Don't get discouraged.
"Don't know if he's gonna come around. - Don't get discouraged."
Zookeeper
Bernie feels what you're trying to do. All the animals do.
"Bernie feels what you're trying to do. All the animals do."
Zookeeper
- You're like the hippo whisperer. - I don't know.
"- You're like the hippo whisperer. - I don't know."
Zookeeper
Hey, is that the new release cage?
"Hey, is that the new release cage?"
Zookeeper
Yep.
"Yep."
Zookeeper
- The eagle enclosure's almost done. - I gotta tell you, it is amazing.
"- The eagle enclosure's almost done. - I gotta tell you, it is amazing."
Zookeeper
- Great job. - Thank you.
"- Great job. - Thank you."
Zookeeper
It's getting a lot of attention.
"It's getting a lot of attention."
Zookeeper
In fact, I may be sitting on an offer to work my magic...
"In fact, I may be sitting on an offer to work my magic..."
Zookeeper
At the Nairobi zoo in Africa.
"At the Nairobi zoo in Africa."
Zookeeper
Oh, man.
"Oh, man."
Zookeeper
Wow, that's awesome. Congratulations.
"Wow, that's awesome. Congratulations."
Zookeeper
I'm thinking about it, but ....
"I'm thinking about it, but ...."
Zookeeper
It's great to be wanted. You know how that feels.
"It's great to be wanted. You know how that feels."
Zookeeper
Oh, I've been in play.
"Oh, I've been in play."
Zookeeper
There was a zoo in New Hampshire that was coming after me pretty hard.
"There was a zoo in New Hampshire that was coming after me pretty hard."
Zookeeper
It wasn't so much a zoo. It was more an animal farm.
"It wasn't so much a zoo. It was more an animal farm."
Zookeeper
But the animals were nice. Cool.
"But the animals were nice. Cool."
Zookeeper
Not big like here. We didn't have the...
"Not big like here. We didn't have the..."
Zookeeper
they had a couple badgers. A badger and a...
"they had a couple badgers. A badger and a..."
Zookeeper
they had a sick raccoon. Sick.
"they had a sick raccoon. Sick."
Zookeeper
His name was Peter and he was big.
"His name was Peter and he was big."
Zookeeper
- Hang in there, girl. - Whoa!
"- Hang in there, girl. - Whoa!"
Zookeeper
- You'll be all right. - What happened?
"- You'll be all right. - What happened?"
Zookeeper
- She's having trouble breathing. - What's happening?
"- She's having trouble breathing. - What's happening?"
Zookeeper
She's stable and she's sedated.
"She's stable and she's sedated."
Zookeeper
- I'm gonna get a trach tube. - Oh, my God. Okay.
"- I'm gonna get a trach tube. - Oh, my God. Okay."
Zookeeper
- What do we do, Kate? - Don't panic, Griffin.
"- What do we do, Kate? - Don't panic, Griffin."
Zookeeper
- Not breathing. - Support her neck.
"- Not breathing. - Support her neck."
Zookeeper
On my count. One, two, and ....
"On my count. One, two, and ...."
Zookeeper
She's a big girl. She's a big girl.
"She's a big girl. She's a big girl."
Zookeeper
- Griffin, you okay? - Yeah.
"- Griffin, you okay? - Yeah."
Zookeeper
There's something blocking her airway. I need a laryngoscope.
"There's something blocking her airway. I need a laryngoscope."
Zookeeper
- I don't know what a laryngo... - It's in the drawer.
"- I don't know what a laryngo... - It's in the drawer."
Zookeeper
Okay, I got post-its, cinnamon tic tacs...
"Okay, I got post-its, cinnamon tic tacs..."
Zookeeper
No, no, no. It's silver, it's curved and has a light on it.
"No, no, no. It's silver, it's curved and has a light on it."
Zookeeper
Got it.
"Got it."
Zookeeper
Come on. There's definitely something in her throat.
"Come on. There's definitely something in her throat."
Zookeeper
Hold her jaw open. I'm putting my hand in.
"Hold her jaw open. I'm putting my hand in."
Zookeeper
- It's stuck. - No, come on.
"- It's stuck. - No, come on."
Zookeeper
Oh, God. Okay.
"Oh, God. Okay."
Zookeeper
- I guess I'm up. - I can't...
"- I guess I'm up. - I can't..."
Zookeeper
- Come on. - Okay, I'll hold.
"- Come on. - Okay, I'll hold."
Zookeeper
- Hold the jaw. - Come on, you can do it.
"- Hold the jaw. - Come on, you can do it."
Zookeeper
That's a feeling I never wanna get used to.
"That's a feeling I never wanna get used to."
Zookeeper
Hurry, hurry. You can do it, you can do it.
"Hurry, hurry. You can do it, you can do it."
Zookeeper
I got it.
"I got it."
Zookeeper