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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Night to Remember (S04E04)

"I will never accept that."
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"In fact, I'm gonna go get her back right now."
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"That's 'cause you're obviously still in denial."
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"- JTP! - ALL: JTP!"
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"- JTP. - Yes!"
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"You got to give the guy credit."
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"He always fights for what he wants."
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"Yeah, he does, doesn't he?"
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"And you know what? So will I, damn it."
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"Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me?"
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"Dude! We covered this."
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"The universe doesn't want us to be together."
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"I know, but then I think about the most important night of the year,"
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"and there's only one person I want to spend it with. You."
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"What if there was a way that we could keep our dates,"
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"but still go together?"
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"And how would we do that?"
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"Double date. We take the limo together,"
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"we go to dinner together, we even dance near each other."
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"So we go to prom next to each other."
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"Suck on that, universe."
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"- Great. We'll pick you up at 7:00. - This cannot go wrong."
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"- Oh, my God! Oh, no! - Ah, teeth."
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"God! One day, this will work."
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"It's so nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Goldberg."
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"Oh, same. (CHUCKLES DRYLY)"
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"Adam's told me so much about you."
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"Like, for instance, you're almost a senior."
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"Yeah, that's called being a junior."
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"- (MICROWAVE DINGS) - Oh. Snickerdoodles are ready."
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"Squishy-tush, would you get them for me?"
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"I would, but these old hips don't move like they used to."
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"That's what happens when you get older. Am I right, Jackie?"
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"Don't answer! I'll get the cookies."
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"You two just sit here in awkward silence until I get back."
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"- So... - So..."
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"What exactly are your intentions towards my boy?"
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"- Excuse me? - Are they honorable?"
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"Er... Sure."
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"Well, then let's lay out some ground rules."
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"There will be no graphic language or adult situations."
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"There will also be no smoking, no joking, and no midnight toking."
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""Tolkien", like the writer?"
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"There will also be no smooching, no prolonged hugging,"
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"and no intimate horseplay."
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"Repeat it all back to me."
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"I think you have the wrong idea about me."
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"Really? Then why is my little baby suddenly hiding things from me?"
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"- Hiding what? - You tell me."
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"Ah-ha! (LAUGHS)"
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"Oh, no. My secret brown bag."
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"Wait, er, where's the tawdry fantasy books"
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"with the top-heavy woman in a peasant shirt on the cover?"
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"Cliff Notes? You told me you loved Lord of the Rings."
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"I'm sorry. I tried to read it,"
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"but it's the longest book about the shortest people."
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"But you wrote an article on"
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"Tom Bombadil's influence on the Council of Elrond."
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"Okay, I see I was way off the mark here."
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"You seem sweet, so, er, yes to prom."
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"I thought you were different, Adam. But you're not."
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"You're just a liar."
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"How could you shine a light on all my lies?"
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"How could you?"
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"Schmoo, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do anything. I just..."
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"I don't care! I really like that girl."
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"I tried to read a boring, million-page book for her."
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"Thanks for being you and ruining it."
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"ADULT ADAM: I had lied to the geeky girl of my dreams."
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"I knew the only way to win her back was a grand gesture"
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"that would show her how sorry I was. Only one problem."
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"Mrs. Goldberg?"
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"ADULT ADAM: My mom beat me to it."
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"I've come on behalf of my boy."
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"Er, what exactly is happening here?"
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"It's like that book Cyrano,"
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"where his mom comes and speaks on behalf of her son."
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"Okay, I've never read it, but I know I'm close."
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"- Who's down there? What's going on? - Oh, it's okay."
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"It's Beverly Goldberg, Adam's mom. I'm just appealing to your daughter"
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"to reconsider my son as a romantic prospect."
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"Shouldn't your son be doing that?"
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"Well, she kind of caught him in a lie, which is all my fault."
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"The point is, this is what mamas do."
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"- Right? - Mmm."
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"See, this is what I wanted to show you."
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"The real Adam."
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"- Here he is as a one-eyed drifter. - That's Snake Plissken."
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"- Oh, an adventure boy with a whip. - Indiana Jones."
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"An underwater devil."
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"- Aquaman. - See?"
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"Adam would correct me, too. You are totally made for each other."
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"I get the feeling you are right."
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"- Every Aquaman needs a Super Gal. - Wonder Woman."
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"And she's from the Amazon, not the deep ocean."
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"- Oh, baby, nobody cares but you. - And my son."
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"It's so off-putting and cute."
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"- Ah... - (CLATTERING)"
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"Mom? Are you kidding me?"
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"Boopie, where's your jacket? It's cold out."
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"- I didn't have time to put it on. - You're gonna get a sniffle."
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"It's really not that cold out."
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"You say that, but your face is very flushed."
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"Could we not have this discussion?"
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"You know, if you're not wearing a jacket,"
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"you should at least be wearing a hat."
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"- Mom. - That's what happens"
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"when you get all hot..."
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"- Stop. ...outside when it's cold."
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"- Stop. - Think of horses."
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"- I'm begging you, please! - You're gonna be in the hospital..."
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"- Mom. Mom. ...with pneumonia, writing things"
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"out on a chalkboard because you can't talk."
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"- Stop. - And then we're gonna have to have"
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"- that whole discussion about... - Oh!"
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"..."Do we take out Adam's tonsils?""
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"What the hell are you doing at her house?"
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"Hey."
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"Just ignore everything my mom said."
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"I swear I really am the person you thought I was."
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