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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Night to Remember (S04E04)

"I don't know a girl in your class named Jackie. Who Jackie?"
The Goldbergs
"You don't know her 'cause she's a tad older."
The Goldbergs
"An older woman?"
The Goldbergs
"No, no, no. My baby is not ready for an adult lady."
The Goldbergs
"Jackie's just a junior. She barely has her driver's license."
The Goldbergs
"She drives? Like some 25-year-old? Er, not happening."
The Goldbergs
"You stay away from this speedy girl and her creepy love van."
The Goldbergs
"None of what you said is true."
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"She drives her nana's old station wagon."
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"- What's the nana like? - Stop."
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"Do you know what happens in the back of a station wagon?"
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"Mouth smooching and adult hugging."
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"Now, get in bed for tucks. Boop."
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"ADULT ADAM: As my mom shut down my dream nerd girl,"
The Goldbergs
"Barry was still planning his dream prom."
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"Five days till prom."
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"I don't want to ruin the surprise,"
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"but I hope you're not allergic to horse hair."
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"Babe, I've been thinking about this a lot,"
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"- and I can't go to prom. - What are you saying?"
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"It's Erica. I can't have a good time"
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"knowing my best friend is staying home all by herself."
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"That makes sense."
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"You're a good person. I totally get it."
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"Wow. Kind of thought you'd go nuts about this and get all kicky and punchy."
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"Well, dating you has made me a more mature, stronger, better man."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"You're taking my sister to prom!"
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"Barry, are you even in this class? I'm in the middle of a test."
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"You will do this, or I will fight your father"
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"in front of your entire family, shaming your bloodline."
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"Dude, you know I'd love to go to prom with Erica,"
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"but our timing's always been wrong."
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"It's just not meant to be."
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"Geoff, stand up."
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"You will take my sister to prom, and you know why?"
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"'Cause you need to bet on love before it's too late."
The Goldbergs
"He's right. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take."
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"No one cares what you think, Matthew."
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"But his inspiring words are right. The time is now."
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"- (SIGHS) Okay. I'll give it a shot. - Yes!"
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"You won't regret being my pawn, Geoffrey."
The Goldbergs
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm super-late for my chem final. (EXCLAIMS)"
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry saved his prom."
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"Meanwhile, I was trying to rescue my Lord of the Rings problem"
The Goldbergs
"in the shadiest way possible."
The Goldbergs
"- Can I help you? - God, nope."
The Goldbergs
"Just browsing."
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"ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't."
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"I was there to buy the most illicit thing"
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"you could buy in a bookstore in the '80s."
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"Cliff Notes."
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"ADULT ADAM: Back before the Internet,"
The Goldbergs
"this was how we got away with not reading a book."
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"Some dude named Cliff"
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"summarized an entire story into a little yellow pamphlet."
The Goldbergs
"Hey, last-minute book report, huh?"
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"No. That's cheating. I don't do that."
The Goldbergs
"I need to read this 'cause I lied to a girl."
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"If I were you, I'd just tell people you're cheating."
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"ADULT ADAM: But instead, I copied from Cliff, and Jackie bought it big time."
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"Wow. This is awesome."
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"The way you summarized every chapter."
The Goldbergs
"You could totally sell this to help people understand the book better."
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"It is a dense book, some would say boring."
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"Not me. I'm just glad we definitely have this in common."
The Goldbergs
"It's working! His Cliff Notes sham is working!"
The Goldbergs
"He'll blow it somehow. Trust the process."
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"What strikes me most are the parallels"
The Goldbergs
"between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars."
The Goldbergs
"Yes. He's steering the conversation into his sweet spot."
The Goldbergs
"I need to find new friends."
The Goldbergs
"Hey! Our next issue should be all about Star Wars."
The Goldbergs
"Hmm, Star Wars is too commercial for my taste."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, no! She's beyond Star Wars!"
The Goldbergs
"This girl's way too fast for Adam."
The Goldbergs
"I think you're both very confused about the concept of a fast girl."
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"You're right. We should tackle the rest of the Rings,"
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"- give the people what they want. - This is the best, right?"
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"I'll go start laying out this issue,"
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"- and also, we should go to prom! - Excuse me?"
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"Erm, I just blurted that out, but I meant it?"
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"- Oh, God. Prom is dumb. - It is dumb, and I'll totally go."
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"- Really? - Yes!"
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"It's French bread pizza day, holmes!"
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"- So, it's a date? - I guess this time, it is."
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"(EXHALES) I'll wear my hair in Leia buns. No! I'll wear braids."
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"No! I'll wear my hair just like this. Bye, now."
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"- Enjoy prom, liar. - This isn't my fault."
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"You're super-boned, dude."
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"Be less invested, Dave Kim!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As my lies scored me a date,"
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"Erica was getting a prom date of her own."
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"Hey, yo, Erica."
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"ADULT ADAM: Just not who she wanted."
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"Yo, Ruben Amaro, Jr."
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"Thought maybe you'd like to check out prom with me."
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"(GROANS) Okay. Why not?"
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"Wow, you're really pumped about this. Call you with the details?"
The Goldbergs
"Is there anything else I really need to know?"
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"- Guess not. - Then we're done. Good stuff."
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"Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me?"
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"Oh, come on, man!"
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"I literally just said yes to Ruben Amaro, Jr."
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"But this was supposed to finally work out for us,"
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"- and now it can't! - Duh!"
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"Ugh! I am so frustrated with how we suck so bad at this."
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"So bad!"
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"So, you don't want to go with me?"
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"I mean, I'm in love with another dude, so not really."
The Goldbergs
"But don't worry. You'll bounce back."
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"Okay. Awesome news."
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"I blew off Ruben, and we're going to prom."
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"Oh, no!"
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"- What? What did you do? - He's going with me."
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"I was just using him to make Johnny crazy jealous,"
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"but now I can make you jealous, too! This is so hot."
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"- What the hell, Geoff? - You said you were going with Ruben."
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"That was four minutes ago!"
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"I was sad and frustrated, and she asked me."
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