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Clips from Holes

"There was a town, too."
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"The warden's grandfather owned the lake"
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"And half the town."
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"[ Whistle blowing ]"
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"Whoo!"
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"Tie her off, there, boys. All right, now."
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"Get your sweet, sweet magical ointments!"
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"Get your elixirs, health potions, onion tonics."
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"Onions, get your onions here, folks."
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"God's own chosen vegetable."
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"Nature's magic vegetables right here, folks."
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"Mr. Collingwood..."
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"Let me see that head of yours."
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"My head? Yes, sir."
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"Yeah, that's what i thought."
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"I got exactly what you need."
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"Just rub this on his head every night, mrs. Collingwood,"
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"And before you know it, his hair's gonna be"
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"As long and as thick as mary lou's mane."
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"[ Bell ringing ] sam, thank you."
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"The ancient egyptians knew the secrets of the onions."
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"How its potent juices can cure stomachaches and toothaches,"
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"Measles and mumps, rheumatism, hemorrhoids. [ Children giggle ]"
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"If you don't believe me, just ask mary lou."
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"All she eats is onions, and she's almost 100 years old."
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"How would you know, sam? You're not a day over 25."
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"Nature's magic vegetable, miss katherine."
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"I don't care how much gold there is back there,"
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"I ain't goin' back without some lizard juice."
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"I see your friend back there wasn't so smart."
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"Too bad he didn't know --"
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"Yellow-Spotted lizards don't like my onion juice."
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"Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks."
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"Health potions, lizard oils, onion tonics, cure-Alls."
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"And for you, miss katherine,"
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"I have this special bag of onions."
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"Thank you."
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"And your peaches. Thank you."
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"Sometimes i think green lake, texas, is heaven on earth."
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"Those peaches are the work of an angel."
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"I like peaches."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Come on, boys."
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"Buy you a drink, sheriff?"
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"Buy me two."
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"[ Bird chirping ]"
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"That was some lame crap you pulled."
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"What?"
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"Look, man, you ever find anything,"
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"Give it to me, you understand?"
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"I've been here for over six months and never found anything."
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"No one has."
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"Why should you get a day off when you just got here?"
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"You know what i'm saying. It's only fair."
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"Right?"
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"Right?"
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"Right."
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"That's what i call an informed decision, dog."
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"[ Indistinct conversations, rock music plays ]"
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"What are you doing? No. I'm watching that."
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"Not today you ain't."
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"Look, you broke it!"
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"Right there!"
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"Watch it!"
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"You watch it, man."
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"What you say to me?!"
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"Sorry, man. I didn't mean -- I didn't mean to hit you."
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"You're a dead man!"
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"Hey, hey."
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"Hey, just chill, okay, man, all right?"
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"Look, we start a fight now,"
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"The warden will come down hard on all of us."
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"Just keep that punk away from me!"
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"Cool. Just chill."
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"It's all right. It's all good."
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"Just relax."
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"Here's your tunes, man."
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"Don't look at him. He's crazy. You understand me?"
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"Hey, nobody messes with the caveman."
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"Nobody."
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"Did you see the caveman back there?"
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"No, i don't want to mess with anybody."
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"[ Whistle blows ]"
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"Let's go eat. Hey, you coming, caveman?"
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"Come on, caveman. Come on."
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"Come on, caveman."
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"What?"
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"Caveman?"
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"So i'm caveman?"
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"It's better than barf bag."
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"Line up, fishies."
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"Get your lake water."
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"You get it?"
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"Lake water. It's a joke."
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"You're here now, caveman, all right?"
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"Let's go, fellas. Move up, fool."
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"Hey, x, when you moving me up?"
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"Oh, man."
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"Mr. Sir: can i start now, your highness?"
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"Yes, mr. Sir."
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"Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?"
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"Magnet: i like animals."
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"That's what got magnet sent here in the first place."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Man, it's criminal the way they keep them locked up in cages."
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"No, jose. What you did was criminal."
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"No, no. Tell 'em, magnet."
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"They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy."
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"What? Yeah."
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"I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"You boys get one life, and so far,"
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"You've done a pretty good job of screwing it up."
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"So, you're caveman now -- Big shot."
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"Got a nickname."
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"Well, let me tell you something, caveman,"
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"You are here on account of one person."
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"You know who that person is?"
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