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Clips from Keeping the Faith

"[Laughing] Oh, God"
Keeping the Faith
"You must think I‘m such an idiot."
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"— No, Brian. — No, no, no, no."
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"I mean, I thinkl‘m an idiot."
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"All these moments with you, I‘ve been walking around on a cloud,"
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"[Chuckling] and it‘sjust been reflected glow offyou andJake."
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"That‘s not true."
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"I‘m so embarrassed, |——"
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"God, talk about a bad case ofthe third wheel."
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"—Oh, Brian. —I feel like I‘m on some bad new Aaron Spelling show,"
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"” Melrose Priest.”"
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"— No. — I don‘t get this."
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"You know, why—why now ? Why tell me like this?"
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"After months and months of lying, why call me over in the middle ofthe night..."
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"and cry to me——"
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"— He broke up with you, didn‘t he? -[CFying]"
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"That moron broke up with you, and you called your old friend, the priest."
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"—Well, I—- — No, no, it makes total sense."
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"It‘sjust, tonight, I really didn‘t wanna be one."
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"Oh, Brian."
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"— [Door Opens, Closes] - [ Cryi ng ]"
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"JJ [Man Singing In Foreign Language]"
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"[Praying In Hebrew, Voice Cracking]"
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"[Chattering]"
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"My grandfather and my father were moils."
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"— Excuse me. Folks, folks. I‘d like to make a toast. — [Brian] Rabbi jacob Schram .7"
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"Rabbi jacob Schram."
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"Oh, Rabbijacob Schram? Oh, hello."
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"Excuse me, may / help you .7"
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"Yes, you may, mayyou. I am Father Brian Finn."
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"I‘m looking for my old friend, Rabbijacob Schram, and there he is."
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"— Brian, what‘s going on? — Looking smart"
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"— Breaking hearts, as always. — Brian, what are you doing here?"
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"Don‘t smile at me, okay ? ‘Cause I‘m on toyou, and I‘m in no mood."
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"— What‘s going on here? —Yourjig is so up."
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"—You‘re drunk. — I‘m not drunk."
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"—You‘re drunk! — I‘m not drunk! I‘m Irish! I‘m Irish!"
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"—This is milkto me, baby. — What the hell is going on here?"
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"— It‘s okay. — It‘s not okay."
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"My best friend has been lying to me for months."
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"And he stole my girlfriend, on top ofit."
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"— You wanna explain this? —Come here. — Did they change the rules?"
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"Take your hands off of me!"
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"— What ? — Give me that, give me that! I can‘t believe you."
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"You better not lie in here. This is the big room."
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"God does not look favorably on it. He had a tendency to throw lightning bolts..."
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"— atliars! — All right, how‘d you find out?"
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"” How‘d you find out ?” Is that the best you can do? How do you think?"
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"— Oh, she told you. — Yeah, when she was crying on my shoulder."
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"What did you expect? Did you think she wasjust gonna, like,"
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"take it on the chin foryou, after the way you treated her?"
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"— Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute. — No, you listen to me."
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"Anna is very special, okay? She‘s not like other girls."
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"And you said some things to her that / resent on her behalf"
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"You can‘tjust write her offlike one ofyour dates. I won‘t let you do it."
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"Brian, I‘m in love with her! Okay?"
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"I‘m sorry that you found out about it this way. It sucks!"
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"But the fact is that we have to work it out together, between me and her."
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"No, it was between you and her. Then you mucked things up. Now it‘s between you and me."
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"— Why is it between you and me? — Because I love her."
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"I know you love her. / love her too."
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"No. I‘m in love with her."
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"What ?"
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"Yeah, it came as quite a shock to her, too, believe me."
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"— You‘re in love with her? — No one seems to have picked up on this. It‘s very strange."
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"|—— |t‘sjust—— Imean, she‘s like your sister, Brian. That‘s——"
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"Yes, thankyou for adding new depth to my confusion."
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"Damn it, jake."
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"You have a whole city full ofwomen, you know, at your feet."
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"You could go out with anyone you want to. Why did you hone in..."
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"on the first woman I‘ve ever had any real romantic feeling for?"
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"Oh, wait a minute! Listen to what you‘re saying."
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"You‘re telling me that I should‘ve been sensitive to the possibility..."
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"that a Catholic priest had a crush on my secret girlfriend."
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"So what ?So what .7 You know how much / care about her."
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"You could‘ve guessed it would end up this way. You know yourself."
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"I know myself. What does that mean?"
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"You‘re always trying to have these casual fiings and relationships,"
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"and it never works because the women always fall in love with you,"
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"‘cause you‘re so smart, funny, cute and yada—yada, and you know it."
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"— Hey, don‘t put this all on me. —Why, why?"
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"You could‘ve had a fling with anybody,Jake. Why did you pull Anna into your bed?"
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"— I didn‘t pull her into my bed. She pulled me into hers. — I don‘t believe that!"
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"Sorry, it‘s the truth ! She‘s a woman! She‘s not the Virgin Mary!"
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"Ow!"
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"Let me get this straight:"
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"I am talking to a priest who went on a bender..."
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"because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl."
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"— Right. — Thankyou."
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"— I want to thankyou for telling me this story. —Why?"
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"Because now I can retire. [Sniffs]"
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"You have to give me advice. That‘s what this is supposed to be about."
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"Oh, God. What do I know?"
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"I‘m a halfPunjabi Sikh, one—quarter Tamil separatist."
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"My sister‘s married ajewish doctor from Newjersey,"
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"and our other grandmother was an Irish nun who left me this bar,"
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"which is a very long story."
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"You‘re a Sikh Catholic Muslim withjewish in—laws?"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"It gets very complicated. I‘m reading Dianetics."
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"I don‘t blame you."
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"I thankyou forlistening to me."
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"I feel likel should askyou for my penance."
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"I don‘t do penance."
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"I do shots."
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"I‘ll tell you what I know."
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"May those who love us love us."
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"And those who don‘t love us——"
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"may God turn their hearts."
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"And ifHe cannot turn their hearts,"
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"may He turn their ankles,"
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"so we may know them by their limping."
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"— Slainte. — Slainte."
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"J I’ll tell you why /J"
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"J Don ’t wanna know where you areJ"
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"J / got a joke /’ve beenJ"
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"J Dying to tell youJ"
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"J Down that roadJ"
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"J To make the noise that /J"
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"J Kept so quietJ"
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