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Clips from Aliens in the Attic

"I know. Why can't they see that?"
Aliens in the Attic
"Well, dude, parents are wired differently."
Aliens in the Attic
"Their brains are old, mushy, fried from bad '80s music."
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"That's why it's up to you, Thomas."
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"You gotta defend your family honor, like a man."
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"I call it the Punisher."
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"Your dad bought you this? Perks of divorce."
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"Never underestimate the power of a grown man's guilt."
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"If we even mention Mom, Nate drives us straight to the mall. [Chuckles]"
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"She's all yours. Don't be a wuss all your life."
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"Uh— I don't know, man."
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"Take a look at that guy."
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"Do you really want Ricky as your brother-in-law? Waah, waah, waah."
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"Heck, no."
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"Then let's go prune the family tree."
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"I had so much fun last night, Ricky."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, you know, that's just the beginning. [Chuckles]"
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"Man, the sun off the water and... this lightweight cotton..."
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"is... so... constricting."
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"I hate cotton."
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"[Chuckles] Mind helping me with the lotion, babe?"
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"I'm thinking shooting my sister's boyfriend isn't the best idea."
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"This isn't about ideas. This is about action."
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"Don't think. Do."
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"I can't believe I'm even listening to you. You're dressed like a shrub."
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"- Just a little on my chest. - Target is on the move."
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"- Take him out before he reaches second base. - Nah. I don't think that—"
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"[Screaming] [Yelling]"
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"[Screams] [Yelling]"
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"- Why did you do that? - Shut up. You'll compromise our position."
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"[Yelling Continues]"
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"Oh, my God. She saw us. What do we do? What do we do?"
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"Camo mode. Hunker down and blend."
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"[Grunts]"
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"- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You shot my boyfriend."
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""Sorry" doesn't even touch that. When, Tom?"
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"When are you gonna grow up and stop being a total embarrassment?"
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"And that's why we use camo."
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"Shut up, Jake."
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"[Thunder Rumbling]"
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"Ooh! Are you gonna be okay?"
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"[Stuart] I don't know what you were thinking. I really don't."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna be all right. A paintball gun."
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"This was a good idea though, Miss Smarty-Pants. That's a gateway gun."
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"[Laughs] How about what's next? B. B? Pellet?"
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"Stun? What am I gonna do? What do you think I should do? I don't know what to do."
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"Can't you keep him in his room for the rest of the week?"
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"- But it wasn't even me. - Okay, you boys are just lucky that Ricky wasn't badly hurt."
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"It's okay, Mr. P. I was a little kid once too."
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"Oh, that's nice, Ricky. Thank you. He's a good guy."
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"He's a good guy. But, no, I'm not okay with this."
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"Look, we're up here to fish, not to hunt your sister's boyfriend, all right?"
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"You could have put his eye out. Would that have been funny? I don't think so."
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"All right, let's start over with a clean slate."
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"Tomorrow, we fish."
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"7:00 a.m. Sharp. 7:00?"
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"- You're kidding. - Pass. Nate?"
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"Yeah, Stu. Don't you think that's a little early? How about this?"
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"10:00 a.m., on the boat, no questions asked."
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"Way to crack the whip, Nate. Way to crack the whip."
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"[Thunderclap]"
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"[Objects Crashing]"
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"Oh, Stu. Stu."
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"Natey, the TV's gone haywire."
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"Stu, TV's gone haywire!"
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"- [Cane Banging TV] - Mom. Mom, stop it. It's probably the dish."
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"After the storm, I'll climb up on the roof and fix it."
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"Hey, wait a second, Mr. P. Let me fix the dish, man."
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"That's the least I can do for your hospitality."
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"- No, Ricky. You're hurt. - Oh, no. It was just a graze."
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"Oh, no, honey. He's fine."
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"Go ahead, Richard. Show some hustle."
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"Yes, indeedy. But I will be needing a helping hand."
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"So what do you say, brother? Give us a chance to bury the old hatchet."
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"Make things right with Ricky, or don't come off that roof."
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"Uh, ladies first."
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"Whoa."
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"Whoa. Total creepshow."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Listen, about that paintball thing—"
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"Oh, hey. Don't even worry about it."
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"Firecracker! Too slow. [Laughs]"
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"You know what? Thanks to your little, uh, sharpshooting stunt,"
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"I racked up pity points with your parents,"
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"and big sis is just itching to be my private nurse."
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"So thanks a ton, ace. That was a textbook wingman move."
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"Come on. Quit stalling."
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"Get your butt up there and make me Nana's hero."
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"But you told my dad you'd fix it."
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"Aw, well, I told your dad a lot of things."
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"Like my car broke down, my parents own a lake house,"
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"I'm 18."
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"You-You're not a senior?"
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"Not in high school."
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"- Now go. - [Scoffs]"
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"Go."
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"There you go. [Laughs]"
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"[Wind Whistling]"
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"[Object Clatters]"
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"Hello?"
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"[Wind Whistling]"
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"[Laughs] Dude, you make it too easy. It's not funny."
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"What the heck happened to the dish?"
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"I can't do a week here without TV."
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"I can't do a week here, period."
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"[Gasps] Whoa."
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"- [Gasps] - Hello, hu-mans."
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"Please tell me you see that too. Not sure I want to."
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"But, yeah. We come from upstairs!"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. I handle human contact."
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"Yes, sir. Noted. It's understood. Hello, humans."
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"[Mumbling] No need to notification army."
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"We come in pieces. In peace."
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"What? Say it with me. "Peace.""
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"What are you talking about? Read the book. Peace."
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"Forget the book! Attack the humans! Attack!"
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"With pleasure. Humans, submit."
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"[Whirring]"
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"- Hey, what is taking you girls so long? - No, don't. No. No."
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"[Thud] [Squeals]"
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