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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell (S04E04)

"Actually, that is why we're here. Uh, we drew up this declaration."
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"We also included an illustration that we had hoped would illuminate"
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"our intentions towards the queen, huh?"
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"This appears to be a rendering of... the two of you"
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"sodomizing the king whilst the queen is forced to witness."
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"- Oh, no! - Goodness gracious, no!"
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"No, look. I'm holding homeboy's arms back."
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"Dennis is ready to jam him in the face,"
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"- and the queen is impressed. - Yeah, that's a bad guy, that's not the king."
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"- Uh, we're doing bad stuff to the bad... - Give me this."
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"- You know, you don't get it. - Let's get the ale. The ale."
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"Wench, now, the ale, presenteth it."
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"Okay, set that down in front of him."
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"And, uh, yes, good Colonel, we present this ale to you"
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"and your men in hopes that it will fuel the British to victory."
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"Madam."
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"- Whoa! Hey! - What the hell you doing?"
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"Get out of here! You're making a big mess!"
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"Get back to the bar!"
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"- I'm really sorry. That was huge! - Yeah. That's..."
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"That hit you right in the face, didn't it?"
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"You know what? We don't condone that sort of thing, okay?"
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"We're going to tar and feather the shit out of her when she gets back."
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"Don't worry. Don't worry."
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"I pray you, who is that fiery wench?"
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"Her? Oh, that's just my sister Deandra."
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"- She's a slave. - Yeah. And a witch."
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"Yeah."
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"You keep your sister as your slave?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Aye."
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"So are we good here now? What's the deal?"
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"Gentlemen, you have both proven to me in the very short time"
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"that I've known you that you are both slanderous perverts"
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"lacking any semblance of moral fortitude."
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"However, I do desire to seek further counsel with the lady."
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"Uh... lady? Oh, the... the witch!"
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"The same girl we've just been talking about?"
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"You don't really think she's a... a witch, do you?"
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"- Yeah. Yeah, she's a witch. - Yeah. I'm pretty sure."
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"Pretty sure."
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"All right, look."
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"I wish to court her in some manner, and"
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"I could use your help because I'm not, admittedly,"
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"very good with women."
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"Good with women? You mean good at women?"
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"Like, you can't catch them when they run away from you?"
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"Bro, it's 1776. They don't have any rights."
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"You can just take them and force them to do whatever you want."
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"I do not wish to take her. I would like to win her favor,"
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"like a gentleman does a lady."
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"- That just does not compute with me. - I don't understand what you're saying."
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"Digging the accent, but don't understand you."
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"- Are you saying you're gay? - All right, escort them out!"
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"Oh, no. We... we... Okay."
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"Are you going to drink the beer?"
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"- No, leave it. Out. - Just drink the beer."
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"Maybe you'll get some balls and you can take the woman."
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"- Fire! - Ready?"
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"- Yes. Shoot. - All right."
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"One, two, three."
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"Do not shoot that pumpkin! What are you doing?"
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"I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles!"
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"This revolution is going to make us a fortune!"
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"All right. Well, leave the pumpkin out of it."
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"- The pumpkin's innocent! - Shoot the pumpkin."
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"- Do not shoot the pumpkin please. - Okay."
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"- Give me the gun. - Fine."
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"Why is the witch lady shooting at you anyway?"
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"- Maybe she used her sorcery. - Sorcery?"
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"Your dumb-dick partner walked into the bar"
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"and said he stole a bunch of guns and asked if I wanted to shoot"
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"a pumpkin off his head, and of course I did, so here we are."
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"- Damn your necromancy, woman! - No, I'm not."
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"Maybe, if we shoot you, you won't feel it anyway, witch."
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"You know what, okay, you guys. I tell you what, you win."
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"I'm a witch, okay? I'm a witch!"
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"And I curse both of you and all of your stupid guns."
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"Charlie, goddamn it!"
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"- Give me that gun. - She cursed the gun!"
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"She cursed the gun."
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"She put a curse on the gun!"
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"Let's try this one."
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"Nothing!"
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"Try on me."
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"Damn those Sons of Liberty sons of bitches, Dennis."
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"Those guys are going to get us in so much trouble."
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"- Let's do this. - No, no, no, no!"
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"- You hang back. - What? Me? Why?"
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"Because, dude, we need to get as much intel from these guys"
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"as we possibly can for that Colonel Cricket."
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"This fop thing is going to totally blow our cover."
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"What's going on with your mouth?"
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"- Oh, I got some wooden teeth put in. - Did you?"
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"Yeah. Well, all the patriots are doing it, including Washington,"
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"which is why it makes sense, okay, if we're going undercover!"
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"- Not this fop bullshit! - No, the fop thing's good, man."
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"I got a plan with it. Yeah. I got an angle."
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"Fine. Okay, listen."
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"- You let me take the lead, okay? - Yeah. Okay."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You son of a bitch."
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"Fellas! How you doing? A couple of flagons of ale for you!"
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"So I just want to say, we love what you're doing over here."
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"I mean, taxation with representation, right?"
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"So, uh... what's the buzz, huh? What are we all talking about, huh?"
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"Surrender, maybe?"
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"- We speak of revolution. - Revolution?"
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"Revolution! That's great! I'm completely on top of that!"
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"Hey, fellas, who's taking the minutes here?"
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"'Cause I feel like I could be an asset to you as a secretary, and..."
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"Let's start by taking down all of their names."
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"- First and last, please. - Son of a bitch."
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"Gentlemen, I think this meeting is adjourned."
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"You stupid son of a bitch, dude!"
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"What are you doing with the accent and the British...? Goddamn it!"
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"Yeah. No, no, no. I just decided to go a different way."
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"- The spy thing wasn't really working. - Yeah? What way was that?"
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"Well, your wooden teeth whistly-tooth thing? That was bad."
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"- That wasn't working. - My teeth were a smashing success."
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"We are in dire straits here, okay? We need a change of plan."
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"I think the only way we're going to convince these people"
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