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Clips from Oddballs (2022) - Line Cutters (S01E01)

"I was reinserting!"
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"[grunts]"
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"Well, I saw that coming."
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"You cost us ribs again!"
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"Hey! At least I'm not a liar."
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"Who's lying?"
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"You! Miss "I'm from the future.""
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"I am, and that's why I know a way to get my old pal Roxanne off our backs."
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"[slurping]"
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"[growls]"
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"[gulps]"
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"A-ha! Now I know you're lying."
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"How could you know Roxanne if you're from 300 years in the future?"
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"[gasps] Is Roxanne a time traveler too?"
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"No."
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"She's a rock who's still alive in 300 years"
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"and she loves playing rock, paper, scissors."
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"Roxanne doesn't love anything,"
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"other than enforcing the right rules against the wrong people."
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"[chuckles] Yeah?"
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"Challenge her to a game of RPS, if you're so sure I'm wrong."
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"I am. And you are. And I will."
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"[dramatic music plays]"
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"Hey, Roxanne. Wanna play rock, paper, scissors?"
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"If I win, you let us reinsert ourselves"
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"to our rightful place at the front of the line."
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"And if you win, you can toss us out from the whole event."
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"Why not? I ain't tossed you around enough today."
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"[dramatic music plays]"
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"[knuckles cracking]"
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"[teeth chattering]"
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"Oh..."
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"[trilling]"
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"[beeps]"
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"[wind blowing]"
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"[both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"
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"[James] Scissors!"
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"[Roxanne] Rock!"
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"You blew it!"
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"[blues music plays]"
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"Well, I guess I was right and you're incredibly stupid."
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"Yeah, James, what's wrong with you?"
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"It was a good plan."
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"I knew that Roxanne knew that I knew that paper covers rock,"
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"so I was expecting her to trick me by playing paper, which covers rock,"
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"which is why I chose scissors, which cuts paper."
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"You don't understand"
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"because I'm playing four-dimensional chess."
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"Yeah. Well, unfortunately, she was playing rock, paper, scissors."
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"Well, this is your fault for cutting us,"
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"then pestering us with your kooky "I'm from the future" garbage."
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"Hey, if you don't want me to warn you with my knowledge of the future."
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"Oh, more about Professor Dumas?"
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"No, that these slow-cooking human chefs are actually aliens"
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"who are fattening you ancient Dirters up to eat you, then fine."
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"[gasps] Fattening us up to eat us?"
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"Oh! I don't wanna get eaten by aliens!"
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"Maybe praying mantises, but that's where I draw the line."
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"No, Max, stay. She's lying with that tinfoil-hat conspiracy theory."
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"I do not wear a tinfoil hat."
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"I have real technology to keep people from reading my mind."
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"And I'm not lying."
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"The ribs are meant to tenderize you from the inside,"
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"so you'll be tender when they cook you up."
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"[screams]"
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"You're just trying to freak out Max."
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"Well, you're in denial and you're keeping him from the truth."
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"Well, you're the one who tried to cut in line. [grunts]"
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"[grunts] Well, you're the one who got us kicked out of line."
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"Because you're the one who tried to cut us. [grunts]"
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"[both grunting]"
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"[groans]"
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"Stop!"
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"I can't take hearing my best friend and someone I barely know,"
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"but who has immense friend potential, angrily yell factual things at each other!"
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"I-- I'm settling this once and for all."
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"How?"
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"By sneaking into the back of that food stand"
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"and either eating some ribs or getting eaten by aliens."
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"Tell the praying mantises that they're no longer my line."
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"Hey, where do you think you're--"
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"Paper."
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"[gasps] Get it off, get it off, get it off!"
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"I'm going after him."
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"Why? Because you believe me that he's in danger?"
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"No, because I can't prove you wrong from out here."
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"Plus, he's totally line cutting, and I have to stop him."
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"Paper covers rock! Paper covers rock!"
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"[chomps] Friends... [chomps] arguing."
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"[chomps] Ribs... [chomps] make better. [chomps]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[both] The ribs!"
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"Save some for me!"
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"[chomping]"
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"[harp music plays]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Wait. What am I doing?"
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"If I eat these ribs, then I'm no better than those cutters upon whom I've frowned."
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"[dramatic music plays]"
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"-[wind blowing] -[baby crying]"
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"[grunts]"
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"I would no longer be able to look at myself in a mirror."
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"Eh, who needs mirrors?"
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"[chomps]"
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"[suspenseful music plays]"
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"Tweenagers? What are you doing back here?"
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"[gasps] Max, it's the angry British chef!"
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"[chuckles] Looks like our feast is starting early."
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"[both] Oh, yes, Chef! Thank you, Chef!"
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"[growls]"
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"[roars]"
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"[all growl"
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"See? Aliens."
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"Aliens!"
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"Aliens?"
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"Just 'cause they're giant talking bugs, doesn't mean they're from outer space."
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"Not buying it."
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"[gasps]"
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"I knew you didn't come to eat ribs"
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"because of Professor Dumas ruining the food future."
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